The Rudest Citizens in Viking Europe
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Red Dwarf of Ace_ Rimmer | New York Times Democracy | “Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast” | |
| 2. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might makes right” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of A Traveling Circus | Anarchy | “Bringing the Circus to Nationstates.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Eprathusuti | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Live great, die better” | |
| 5. |  The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Gilmores | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” |
