The Most Secular in Windows
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Windows is ranked 1,828th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Hot Steaming Cup of D005 | Father Knows Best State | “It's a lucky bean that finds its way to my cup.” | |
| 32. |  The Dead of Winter of D044 | Father Knows Best State | “Mood: Blowing off steam” | |
| 33. |  The Treacherous Unholy Cabal of D068 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mood: Pink Sparkles, Green Clovers, Festive Flags” | |
| 34. |  The Freebase Moonbase of D002 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shiny White Sparklers Light Up The Festive World” | |
| 35. |  The Just Chillin Peeps of D048 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Smooth white satin sheets await pleasure - lucky girl!” | |
| 36. |  The Frappachino Decisions of D082 | Moralistic Democracy | “Smooth Twilight Ripens To Festive Violet” | |
| 37. |  The Holy 16mm Masterpiece of D032 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “mooredsparkleditfestiveluck” | |
| 38. |  The Purple Waves of Pain of D080 | Father Knows Best State | “Spend your day with smooth purple sparkle prisms” | |
| 39. |  The Trippy Lennonesque Kitten of D029 | Moralistic Democracy | “... and you thought a cat's normal eyes were creepy ...” | |
| 40. |  The Holy Moonbase of D087 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Plucky, Jolly, Blue” |
