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The Most Rebellious Youth in World

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Dahlquist Vox	Civil Rights Lovefest	“community”
2.	The District of Il Mio Mondo	Civil Rights Lovefest	“My world”
3.	The State of Rodeo Girl	Tyranny by Majority	“Home Town Girl”
4.	The State of Mekatina	Conservative Democracy	“Beyond the next curve”
5.	The State of We Are One	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Together”
6.	The Jingoistic States of Avrondeq	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Things fall apart”
7.	The State of Qsar	Anarchy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
8.	The Federation of El Oro	Corporate Police State	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
9.	The Commonwealth of United-Territories	Left-Leaning College State	“En notre Union nous croyons”
10.	The State of SH-60 Sea Hawk	Capitalist Paradise	“Strength Through Freedom”