by Max Barry

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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Wysteria

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 318th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
2.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
3.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
6.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
7.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
8.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
9.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eh, whatever”
10.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
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