by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 420th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
4.The Classy Realm of Half-MilersCivil Rights Lovefest“Sioux is a girl's name.”
5.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
6.The United States of Wars ForeverCorporate Police State“War”
7.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
8.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
9.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalist Paradise“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
10.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
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