The Largest Governments in Zhaucauozian Friendship
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille | Democratic Socialists | “Do the opposite” | |
| 2. |  The Serenìsima Repùblica of Farnhamia | Left-Leaning College State | “𒀭Non Calor Sed Umor. Atque Panes Panisci.” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of New Leicestershire | Capitalist Paradise | “Libertas Inaestimabilis Res Est” | |
| 4. |  The Allied States of Gun Manufacturers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We believe everyone has the right to a well built gun” | |
| 5. |  The Ample Endowment of Thessadoria | Right-wing Utopia | “Our eyes are up here, perverts!” |
