by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
4.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixIron Fist Consumerists“Guns. Lots of guns.”
5.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
6.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadCorporate Police State“An equal opportunity hate group.”
7.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
8.The Dominion of TeufelvolkCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight to the death!”
9.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
10.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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