The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Feck tRump” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Tenkistan | Anarchy | “Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 4. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 5. |  The Fiefdom of Lady Rose | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are who we are: deal with it.” | |
| 6. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
| 8. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 9. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 10. |  The Glorious Empire of Woolitania | New York Times Democracy | “Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!” |
