The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Feck tRump” | |
2. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!” | |
3. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
4. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Think, stupid!” | |
5. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are who we are: deal with it.” | |
6. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
7. | ![]() | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
8. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
9. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
10. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!” |