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Peatiktist wrote:

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Humorous Interp pieces making fun of fast food: You must take the one Onion Ring to rule them all, and throw it into the carbonation of Mountain Dewm

Also from this glorious piece: And so, the one Onion Ring to rule them all was dropped into the carbonation of Mountain Dewm, ending the war between the kingdom of Drivein and the cult of the Health Nuts.
Unfortunately, rather than destroying the Health Nuts, the resulting eruption combined their powers with Drivein creating the unholy abomination known as........
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