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Region: The Hole To Hide In

The Atomic Schism wrote:RP: Seven Inches From the Midday Sun

There is little to be questioned regarding the events that occurred in the meeting between the leaderships of the Atomic Schism and Evve terre. Broadcasted live, the whole world watched the Schismian delegates wrestle violently as Solar King Satyrn steadily realized the truth of the Solist faith. In the chaos, Satyrn broke Emperor Śeręn's nose, pulled a knife on an Evven celebrity, and threatened to kill the Governor of the Western Territories. It was only after Satyrn was forcefully restrained that he finally accepted the reality of the situation, breaking down into tears.

The meeting was cut short and the Schismian delegates returned to the Atomic Schism, embarrassed and disappointed with Satyrn's jeopardizing behavior. And whilst Satyrn learned about Evvven Solism, the citizens of the Kingdom of Sol learned the truth on their own through Evven internet pages and forums. Following his return to his palace in Vernacularberg, King Satyrn was witness to hundreds of Solists outside his gate, begging for answers. Answers, the Solar King did not have.

RP: Community News! Solist Churches Closed, Debate Centers Full!

Following the revelation that, 1. The Solist Prophet Satyrn DeVallier may be alive and, 2. Schismian Solism could be in fact be a gross bastardization of the original Solist faith, Churches in the Kingdom of Sol have temporarily shut down while King Satyrn discusses religious matters with the faith's leading priests. The Kingdom of Sol has in turn, also invited priests from Evve Terre to attend at their convenience.

Meanwhile, debate centers in the Kingdom have reported higher volumes of traffic following the revelation, many of them reaching maximum capacity. Many of the center's organizers have encouraged citizens to debate in their own houses in order to save space. Their statements however have only created more debates regarding the purpose of the debate centers in the first place.

RP: Words That Melt Everyone

To say that the recent meeting in San Solaris, held between Western Territorial governor Jean Vernier and Schismian leaders, was eventful, would be an understatement that overlooks entire histories. This meeting, among other things (like spawning bountiful humor on Evven media), has made two great revalations to the Schismian Solist faith.
-Satyrn DeVallier is reincarnate, and
-The Schismians grossly misinterpreted the great flood Satyrn DeVallier brought to their desert in the mid 1500s as an excuse to die by drowning without ever touching a ship; something that classical Solists would view as deeply heretical.

Taking the latter into mind, Satyrn took to television to make an announcement aimed mostly at the Schismian Solists:
"...The great flood brought upon your people holds great significance; it was almost a 'baptism by sea.' However... Sol would have it that this ought to be interpreted as your peoples' introduction to a destructive force of nature that you harness and conquer in his name..."

Dancing around the absolute mess that was the Evven-Schismian meeting, DeVallier kept his composure, explaining to the Schismian people that Sol willed them to see to it that the sea was traversed in his name. He would meet the Schismian Solist Church's request for Evven Solist priests for faith counsel, sending exactly seven-hundred and fourty-six of the faith's finest.

Though the two nations may have gotten off on the wrong foot initially, the Evven people hope that this will be the start of something wonderful.

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