The Lowest Crime Rates in Cair Paravel
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Early Morning Song of A Smol Birb | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Always Be Beeping” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of Lady of the Green Kirtle | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The ceremony of innocence is drowned” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CXXV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 4. |  The Island of Dugast | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Keep barking at the same tree!” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Rath Mak | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Blue Jay 40 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Just a blue jay” |
