The Most Primitive in Derptopia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Derptopia is ranked 28,104th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Desinex | New York Times Democracy | “Could be Worse” |
