The Most Primitive in Dixie
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Dixie is ranked 19,936th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kan Counins | Libertarian Police State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Chicora | Father Knows Best State | “The Right Way” | |
| 3. |  The State of Caymont | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “𐐘𐐪𐐼 𐐶𐐮𐑊𐑆 𐐮𐐻!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Hampton | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Animis Opibusque Parati” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Tredegar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Tiplersville | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Together Building Our Future” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Bamnam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “big business” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Beowulf | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Mjolnir | Left-Leaning College State | “Stand and Fight” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Independent-Systems | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Keep it Valiant and Virile!” |
