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Krich is this one of your schizo apparitions
P0rtvgal and The Iron Stars
Cool name lol. But I wonder how long until the mods catch on
P0rtvgal and Chalybea
Hello I'm here
I can't even quite tell if it's technically against the rules or not, but I wouldn't risk it. He could argue that a Klansman America is an interesting fringe idea to build lore around, but what tf do I know? My sol invictus empire collapsed and is entirely ran by cats now. It also takes a special kind of magic to pull his concept off b/c everyone knows the Klan is Kringe, 9 out of 10 of their "members" are federal agents and the last guy is always clinically retarded.
For now.
"Federal Republic of Federal Democratic Republic of..."
You got 12 hours to return with an appropriately named nation and anything but a vanilla indigenous flag or you're joining Ukraine uss in his ambassador summit later today.
Chalybea and Krich aerd
Don't worry about it, you've got things to take care of, family to look after. I wish you well.
I have to take my attention elsewhere now, projects don't move forward without the forwarders. More responses to other posts will be scheduled.
P0rtvgal, Chalybea, and Krich aerd
The Iron Stars since you asked...
More trade items will be added over time.
Requests will generally not be taken, but suggestions and reminders are welcomed.
Nation State | Product Category | Noteworthy Export & Description |
Food |
This otherwise inconspicuous bread is made with the flour of an unknown combination of Krich Aerdian cereal seeds. Widely imported in vast quantities and consumed across the most crowded urban centers of the Empire, the bread is suspiciously linked to symptoms of heightened paranoia, audio-visual hallucinations, and obsessive compulsive behavior in relation to invisible shapes and patterns. Yet to be recognized or regulated by most national governments, it is seeing an uptrend in consumption. | |
Food |
Jellybeans from Ocean Point have recently surged in popularity within the region as the only halal candy to ever be imported into the Empire. The beans come only in two colors- "Islamic black standard" black, and "sapphire blue", representing the Oceanpointian national color as well as their use of the sapphire gem as common currency. The foreign candy is massively consumed in The Iron Stars and banned altogether by the zealous Confederation of Southern Memelander government. | |
Device |
Having emerged the final victor of a series of confusing civil wars with every other directional Godland, South Godland began issuing new compasses and destroying all the old ones in mass burnings. These new compasses point South as their main cardinal direction rather than toward the wreched North. Treated as a novelty import everywhere else, the Godlander compass is a symbol of national unity at home. | |
Food |
The morbidly obese deer litter the vast woodlands of Milkzorzistan and their milk is at the base of the nation's diet. Far too fat to evade humankind, the species is otherwise unbothered in its natural habitat due to the total absence of any predator large enough to prey upon it. At 69% fat this milk is the product of choice for weight lifters all across the Fifth Empire, as well as often being included in sponsor care-packages sent to tributes during regional Hunger Games. | |
Furniture |
The second biggest source of revenue for this nation- after bank wire transfer fraud- is furniture of all shapes and sizes which produced and shipped abroad by the metric billions. Their most sought after and recognizable types of furniture are the nuclear-proof closets and desks made out of rare uncle-nigerium wood whose fibers are legendary for their overall resistance to thermonuclear heat blasts. It is said that well after Man has destroyed himself through the power of the atom, the Earth will be left to the cockroach and the maze of nuclear-proof closets that will litter the lands. | |
Pharmaceutical |
Already internationally renowned for its massive array of mental asylums, Tobosarsk cemented its role as the overlords of medicating the imperial masses through its hit product- the antipsychotic Deliriumgonoxine- developed by the bright minds of the frighteningly advanced tobosarskian pharmaceutical industrial complex, which has at this point essentially taken over governance of the nation. Pharma stocks have hit all time highs since the nation was appointed for the Imperial Directorate of Mental Health. Medical professionals are financially compensated to dish out Deliriumgonoxine prescriptions in areas most affected by the craze of Krich aerdian bread. | |
Food |
This bizarre cereal made to the breakfast tables of many Imperial families after a sponsored nutritional health report hit imperial broadcasts early in the Summer. Said to turn even the rowdiest of children into obedient and calm exemplary students, the product has come into recent scrutiny over its alleged side effects of zombification in some of its consumers, and erratic methamphetamine-like results in others. Some health advocates argue that the cereal is barely even made of cereal and that its constitution rather resembles a drug, but the producers at Tre vorunt seem confident that this is little more than Tobosarskian pharmaceutical giants' desperate attempts to carve market share for their very own upcoming "Sharp Learn-O's". | |
Firearm |
The weapon of choice for arming the militaries of the most Christian of nations. It is said that the design at the core of the wide family of blessed assault rosaries came to His Holy Father in a dream, delivered by Saint Michael the Archangel himself, who stood atop the bullet ridden slain dragon Satan. The talking heads of the armed forces say that the use of these rosary rifles guarantee the eternal damnation of all fallen enemies of the Fifth Empire. |
🌟 The genesis of these products and items is spontaneous and occurs as a result of the many interactions between the members of the Fifth Empire, as well as extra-regional relations with individual nation states or entire regions as a whole. This means that the highlighting of your very own national treasure cannot be brought about by forceful attempts, inorganic interactions, or formal requests. The Imperial Ministry of Culture & the Imperial Trade Authority therefore advise you to partake in the social community to its full extent- from regional message board discussions to future wargames, roleplays, and hunger games events, so that you can leave your very own personal mark in the community lore building of this region & the regional pacts and friendships we partake in. Last updated 02-Oct-2022
Atsuria, The Iron Stars, Chalybea, Krich aerd, and 1 otherOcean point
Someone asked for my opinion on the matter of the current war- unfortunately most of the population here couldn’t care less about killing their brother nation because of nearly a decade of propaganda beating in their heads the idea of Ukrainians being not their brothers but rather a completely different, hostile nation to the very idea of tradition and conservatism.
i've seen nations with the full name
No
Bread, Jellybeans, Compass, Morbidly Obese Deer Milk, Nuclear Proof Closests, Deliriumgonoxine, Cereal and Gun. Long ago, the 8 exports lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Bread Nation attacked. Only the P0RTVGAL, master of all 8 exports, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new P0RTVGAL, a compass named Cristiano Ronaldo, and although his soccer skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Ronaldo can save the world.
P0RTVGAL, the Last Compass. Pilot episode premiering sometime this month.
P0rtvgal, Atsuria, The Iron Stars, and Chalybea
There are ethnicities whose culture will always endanger others. The Japanese (of course I bring up the Japanese) have a culture of militarism and expansionism, no matter what year it is. Due to their culture the Japanese government has always been subservient to an army. In the 1920s it was the IJA, now in the 2020s it's the US Army. No matter what year it is, their national thoughts are about invading others. The Germans, as a nation, have denounced their actions from 1933 to 1945. Sure there are those in the eastern parts of Germany who still remain neo-Nazis due to endless years of Soviet blame-ridding, but as a whole, Germany has thrown off the banner of anti-Semitism. The Japanese, as an entire nation, have done nothing to renounce their mistakes. Every year those genocide deniers in the Japanese government go to the Yasukuni shrine to pay their respects to those who slaughter thousands. In the German people, there are a few bad apples which spoil the harvest. In the Japanese people, there are a few good apples in an already rotten harvest. It's not a matter of bad guidance or lackluster leadership, it's that the national culture of Japan as a whole is founded on atrocities and militarism. This national culture problem is present for the Brits, who still pride themselves on the days of colonialism, for the Americans who harken back to the days of the 20th century where they could not leave any country alone, for the Latvians who always somehow trace their ancestry to Baltic Germans and Nazis, and for many, many more ethnicities. There are only a few ethnicities who can attribute their terrible actions to a few bad apples who found their way into government, and they are also quickly disappearing.
And a cutthroat era of militarism from 794 to 1185. And a cutthroat era of militarism from 1185 to 1333. And a cutthroat era of militarism from 1333 to 1568. And a cutthroat era of militarism from 1568 to 1600. And a cutthroat era of militarism from 1600 to 1868. And a cutthroat era of militarism and imperialism from 1868 to 1945. And a cutthroat era of denialism from 1945 to 2022. I am indeed very smart.
Chalybea, Krich aerd, and Revolutionary anmola
Based on whatever insane, pearl-clutching metrics you're using I guess we should nuke everybody but the Eskimos to be on the safe side, don't want anyone left that could be too violent.
P0rtvgal and Atsuria
Actually, contrary to popular belief, the Assault Rosary is only shaped like a gun. In practice it's much closer to a cross between a lasso and a chainsaw. Smells delightful too, lubricated with chrism oil. Well maintained, one may recite a full five decades in 1.2 seconds flat.
P0rtvgal, The Iron Stars, Chalybea, Krich aerd, and 1 otherTobosarsk
This should be a damn status quo for y'all college dissertations, put them in spoilers. Too tired to scroll through what is the equivalent of unfiled researchgate.net , go spoiler your essays
P0rtvgal, The Iron Stars, Chalybea, Krich aerd, and 1 otherOcean point
Atsuria making me write a thesis on Russian apologism smh
I just like a good scrap and want the truth to be known
P0rtvgal, Atsuria, Chalybea, Krich aerd, and 1 otherLaka Strolistandiler
Duh hurrr poor Donbass people being genocided! Truly the war has ended it!
P0rtvgal, Atsuria, and The Iron Stars
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