The Most Primitive in Florida
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Florida is ranked 14,254th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Free Land of Imperial Polk County||Father Knows Best State||“Lakes, sunburn and sinkholes, oh my!”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Tallahassee||Right-wing Utopia||“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”|
|3.||The Shadowy Figure of Whodoesits||Father Knows Best State||“I have a secret”|
|4.||The Queendom of Big sand castles||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I am building my home on the beach”|
|5.||The Principality of Sandy Shoes||Democratic Socialists||“I need flip flops”|
|6.||The Grand Duchy of Lotion rubbers||Moralistic Democracy||“Apply sun screen....fall asleep”|
|7.||The Community of Cape Coraline||Moralistic Democracy||“How do I know you'll keep your word?”|
|8.||The Republic of Orange grove farmers||Democratic Socialists||“Have an orange”|
|9.||The Republic of Great universal truth||Democratic Socialists||“We know and will help you know”|
|10.||The Republic of Fish Eating Girls||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Fish... good for you”|