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Subject: [Encrypted Message] Crabs?

> Key Code Required.

> User Entered Key: Apocalypse_

> Login Successful.

> Ecrypted Message Loading . . .

> Opening Communication Dispatch . . .


Crabs of the Apocalypse

> Message Content: Nuclear war leads to the peace of total elimination. Prepare for the end.

> Headquarters: Enter Password _

> Member Regions: Enter Password _

> Commanders: Password Entered: Crab_

> Dilber, Xoriet <error>

> . . . Message Error: request timed out.



> End Encrypted Message.

> User Signed Out.

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wink wink nudge nudge

someone's been skipping out on antivirus

Hello you delightful denizens of Hell. I hope you're feeling hot and bothered!

Mzeusia wrote:Hello you delightful denizens of Hell. I hope you're feeling hot and bothered!

It's another wonderful day in Hell.

Mzeusia and Morbus

Huh, less fire than I thought.


WARNING: NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT



SURVIVAL OUTSIDE OF "CRAB SHELL" MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM UNTENABLE



VICTORY AS COMPONENT OF "CRAB CLAW" NUCLEAR LAUNCH SYSTEM GUARANTEED



IMMEDIATE ASSIMILATION WITH "CRABS OF THE APOCALYPSE" FACTION RECOMMENDED



JOIN THE LinkCRABS OF THE APOCALYPSE DISCORD AND REVIEW THE N-DAY BASICS TO MAXIMIZE EFFICIENCY


FACTION COMPONENTS
The West Pacific
The Pacific
Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Balder
United Kingdom
The Great North
The Communist Bloc
Europeia
The Leftist Assembly
The Land of Kings and Emperors
The Internationale
The Social Liberal Union



Nuclear war leads to the peace of total elimination. Prepare for the end.
Art courtesy of Bran Astor.
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N-Day is almost upon us, it's time to take the throne back.

N day is here, now what? Who should i nuke?

Altmoras wrote:

WARNING: NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON IMMINENT



SURVIVAL OUTSIDE OF "CRAB SHELL" MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM UNTENABLE



VICTORY AS COMPONENT OF "CRAB CLAW" NUCLEAR LAUNCH SYSTEM GUARANTEED



IMMEDIATE ASSIMILATION WITH "CRABS OF THE APOCALYPSE" FACTION RECOMMENDED



JOIN THE LinkCRABS OF THE APOCALYPSE DISCORD AND REVIEW THE N-DAY BASICS TO MAXIMIZE EFFICIENCY


FACTION COMPONENTS
The West Pacific
The Pacific
Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Balder
United Kingdom
The Great North
The Communist Bloc
Europeia
The Leftist Assembly
The Land of Kings and Emperors
The Internationale
The Social Liberal Union



Nuclear war leads to the peace of total elimination. Prepare for the end.
Art courtesy of Bran Astor.
Read dispatch

N-Day is almost upon us, it's time to take the throne back.

Paise the Crab rave!

Gg lads, ‘twas a good fight
Wasn’t there a Breaking Bad video we shared around last year to make fun of you guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

Post by Shemhamforash suppressed by a moderator.

Boy, Shemhamforash was a busy boy posting in dozens of regions before the Mods caught up with him.

Demonos

Yodoshi wrote:Boy, Shemhamforash was a busy boy posting in dozens of regions before the Mods caught up with him.

The true hero lol jk

Mhh? It seems we missed it, was he a bot or something?

Morbus wrote:Mhh? It seems we missed it, was he a bot or something?

No clue.

I never knew the Nazi raid of Hell was as recent as 2014. That's wild.


The Order of the Grey Wardens
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Halloween Creative Contest

As a note, this is open to everyone including those outside of TGW. Please just be sure to submit your entries with the instructions below so I know that you are participating!

In the spirit of spooky season, we'll be hosting a creative contest from now through Halloween (October 31st) where participants can create an original artwork of a monster or write a short story/description about their monster. These works must be submitted by October 27th when anonymous voting will begin and last until October 31st to determine a winner. Only those who submit will be able to vote

These creative works can be made in any form with any tools so long as they are submitted in a way visible to others. It's perfectly acceptable to sketch something in real life and then take a picture of it, to use Paint to draw something up, or to type up your short paragraph about a monster on Discord (or in a TG). While the creative work should be original, it does not mean the monster needs to be original so feel free to use a classic monster (like a vampire or zombie) or to get creative and create your own!

The important thing to remember here is that you don't need to consider yourself an artistic person to participate. The goal is to have fun and celebrate the Halloween season, so don't stress yourself out over creating a masterpiece.

Take this violent little pumpkin named Steve, for example. Steve is perfect for this contest, regardless of quality, because he's a monster...or he believes he is, and that's all that counts! So get creative and don't worry about skills!


How do I submit?

You can submit your creative works either by Telegram to Grea Kriopia or on Discord to Hailu#3271 by October 27th (be sure to give it a title/name too!). Please don't sign your work visibly so that submissions are anonymous as they move into the voting process.

Those of you onsite looking to submit can possibly upload an image onto Imgur and share that Imgur link with me via telegram, possibly post a dispatch that you link only to me, or copy and paste your paragraph short story/description to me via telegram. Those of you on Discord can share the image or writing directly with me via DMs.

A general reminder that creative works should stay within site rules and follow PG-13 guidelines or else face disqualification from the contest.

Voting

Voting will last until October 31st

Following the submission deadline, I will collect all of the submissions into a dispatch that I will post after assigning each submission a letter. Participants will then vote on their top three choices in no specific order using the assigned letters, remembering that the ranking order does not matter and submit their votes back to me either on TG or Discord.

Everyone will be informed once the voting dispatch is available and will have until the voting deadline to pick their top three. The submission with the most inclusions overall will win. Those who do not vote will be disqualified from the contest :(

Official Submissions:

Submission A: Tweedle (Original Monster)

Submission B: Short Story (Dragon)

Weisshaupt Fortress wrote:Faerwyn, Bane of the Blight]

A sense of foreboding filled Schmaltz as he and Faerwyn descended through the clouds obscuring the Grey Warden stronghold Libcord. The burning in his bloodstream could only mean one thing. The Blight is on the move. 'Let's hope the Wardens have the watch tonight', he mused to himself.

As Faerwyn lightly touched down before the keep's door, a familiar voice boomed down from the battlements:

"What brings you out of your encampment this fine night Schmaltz?"

"You know why I'm here."

"What's the password then?" Hyred replied cheekily.

".Here is your password." Schmaltz dug his heels into Faerwyn's ribs and she reared her head with a sudden intake of breath.

"Ok, ok, just call off that bloody dragon of yours!"

Schmaltz smiled wryly as he patted his friend's neck to calm her. The great stone door swung open, and through it strode Hyred, equipped for battle. The nickering of agitated warhorses echoed from within the fortress walls. Schmaltz slid to the ground and the two warriors exchanged a hearty handshake.

"What news have you, Commander of the Grey?"

"Significant darkspawn activity throughout the realm." he replied. "Small groups of skirmishers utilising speed rather than brute force."

"Hmm, taggers eh? Do we have the numbers to repel them?"

"I'm not sure bu-"

"Where's Drake?" Schmaltz interrupted. "Tell him to push his fat ass away from the dinner table and earn his keep."

"I heard that."

Schmaltz turned on his heel with a grin.

"Well met, Drake. About damned time too. I hear you've been searching the world for fantastical creatures. Looking for new recipes, no doubt?"

Drake snickered and advanced towards the two. He suddenly froze mid-step.

"I see you brought that with you." His eyes narrowed as he looked toward Faerwyn. The Fire Drake was watching him keenly with glinting yellow eyes.

"Of course I did, she missed you."

"No, she bloody well did not." Drake grumbled. "My ass is still smouldering from the last time we crossed paths."

Schmaltz and Hyred burst into raucous laughter at the memory of that encounter.

"I told you before. She thought you were a burglar, come to make off with her precious treasure."

Drake's face visibly darkened at the jibe. "I'm no burglar. Just keep her far away from me, alright?"

Schmaltz' intended reply was cut short by several thunderclaps overhead. The three Wardens exchanged a knowing look. The portals were opening. It begins.

"To battle! Spare no darkspawn from the mercy of your blades!" Schmaltz shouted as he leapt onto Faerwyn's back, eyes focused on the nearest portal.

Submission C: A Witch - Winner

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If any of our creatives are interested this is open to everyone.

Which region will reach the end first?
viewtopic.php?f=12&t=81515&p=39079404#p39079404

Demonos and Yodoshi

For your Halloween enjoyment. I present a Horrortorio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_vO0mmfDwY

How is everyone today

The Stalker, Yodoshi, Vapula prolex, and Morbus

Kyraina wrote:How is everyone today

So far, so good.

We needs peoples active

The Stalker, Yodoshi, and Demonos ministry of foreign affairs

I just moved last month and am on vacation now, so I'm a little less active these last two months, but I still check things daily.

I think we may not be too far off from a real revival if/when the Frontiers/Strongholds feature gets added, cause that will likely allow for us to regain a founder and open the region.
viewtopic.php?f=15&t=507257

If/when that happens we can open Hell, merge Underworld over (somewhat, Underworld will always exist), and recruit for Hell itself without issue of our current system. That day happens we will be very active for years to come.

Nova-Lox, Yodoshi, Demonos ministry of foreign affairs, and Morbus

Sounds like a reason to keep being active then, thanks for the update mad king of hell

The Stalker, Yodoshi, and Demonos ministry of foreign affairs

Zday about to start

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