The Lowest Crime Rates in Hippy Haven
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Happy Lands of The Isles of Heather | Left-wing Utopia | “Preserve and Protect” | |
| 2. |  The Broda of Barney Stinson- | Democratic Socialists | “It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!” | |
| 3. |  The Dark Knight of Because I am Batman | New York Times Democracy | “I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.” | |
| 4. |  The Fruity Folks of Mr Banana | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!” |
