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"Hah, I thought not!" Cried the jester, jeering at the disappointed crowd gathered. The jaunting words fell upon mute ears, as not a word was uttered in response. Only blank, dead eyes rose to meet the jester.

The square of this particular gathering was a mournful one, with little appeal to the traveling kinds. A solid dark expanse loomed above, starless, holding an unrelenting expanse of suppression and misery. This was the nature of the town, to be not enjoyed, only existed in. Rimming the featureless grey clearing were a rise of buildings and alleyways, the only indication of any conscious residence on all's behalf. The promise of the outlying houses, edged in darkness and grey, reflected the meagre gathering in the centre of the square.
The drab sparse collection of shaggy miners and mole-headers fit into the town like a leaf into a pond. They filled the town in the barest sense, driving the life of the outpost, but nought else.

"Well, you're certainly a tough crowd to please. Hark, I live for challenge! Hither to wither me, I shall not dither. I'm sure you all have some sentiment of merriment?" The jester persisted, masking his desperation for an ally or glimmer of hope.

The audience did not sway. Not a breath, not a cough.

"Hoo-rooh, you shall see. A coin of which the lot will need. A single, a soul, for one or two, I will prick and I will prude!" He changed, giving a drop of effort into the crowd, rapidly losing hope of their appreciation for fun. Giving a quick twirl, the jester propelled himself in a colourful circle, stepping nimbly around his own legs. Whirling his arms up and over his head, he came to rest in front of a young child, clasped by his mother. Lowering his hands smoothly, continuing his smooth fluid action, he presented his bare hands to the child, showing palms and nothing else.

"Ei drud, do you see? Not a shine for you or me!" He happily chanted, picking back his own rhythm from the dejected crowd. Another elegant pirouette from the nimble jester brought him wheeling to the eyes of another dilapidated audience member; a mother.
"Miss, a fair woman of tint, here is there now a glint? Where are my coins, my cash, my mint?" An effortless transition into a cartwheel brought the jester contrasting to the other side of the circle, flashing blues and violets to a grouchy looking miner. "I do not seek to spill your loins! There is only good for you, my boys. Hark, hooray, what's this today? You have found my silver coins!"

The jester, pouring his rapidly vanishing will into his remaining actions, rolled his wrists in front of his unfazed audience member hypnotically. From an apparent crevice, the joyful jester appeared to pull a coin from the beard of the glum miner. The jester pulled a curious look, and rapidly warped it into a melodramatic shocked expression as he continued to pull out shiny metallic coin after coin from the miners beard.
He began throwing them up into the air with one motion, as his other hand reached forward again to grab yet another handful of clanky metal coins. The audience follows the upwards motion of the coins into the air, where they apparently turns into shiny particulate, a form of glitter which lazily floated down from suspension in the air to dissolve harmlessly into the crowd of onlookers.

The jester, having completed his final magical act, tumbled backwards into a handstand, then again to remain standing in the centre of the onlookers. His hands shot out to press against the air, resulting in a victorious pose, awaiting the arrival of a well deserved round of applause.

Instead, the grim crowd only smiled.

A greater victory than the jester could imagine.

Morevonia, Hanchu, Isle of great-britain, and Mosinuslavia

Bloodybees wrote:"Hah, I thought not!" Cried the jester, jeering at the disappointed crowd gathered. The jaunting words fell upon mute ears, as not a word was uttered in response. Only blank, dead eyes rose to meet the jester.

The square of this particular gathering was a mournful one, with little appeal to the traveling kinds. A solid dark expanse loomed above, starless, holding an unrelenting expanse of suppression and misery. This was the nature of the town, to be not enjoyed, only existed in. Rimming the featureless grey clearing were a rise of buildings and alleyways, the only indication of any conscious residence on all's behalf. The promise of the outlying houses, edged in darkness and grey, reflected the meagre gathering in the centre of the square.
The drab sparse collection of shaggy miners and mole-headers fit into the town like a leaf into a pond. They filled the town in the barest sense, driving the life of the outpost, but nought else.

"Well, you're certainly a tough crowd to please. Hark, I live for challenge! Hither to wither me, I shall not dither. I'm sure you all have some sentiment of merriment?" The jester persisted, masking his desperation for an ally or glimmer of hope.

The audience did not sway. Not a breath, not a cough.

"Hoo-rooh, you shall see. A coin of which the lot will need. A single, a soul, for one or two, I will prick and I will prude!" He changed, giving a drop of effort into the crowd, rapidly losing hope of their appreciation for fun. Giving a quick twirl, the jester propelled himself in a colourful circle, stepping nimbly around his own legs. Whirling his arms up and over his head, he came to rest in front of a young child, clasped by his mother. Lowering his hands smoothly, continuing his smooth fluid action, he presented his bare hands to the child, showing palms and nothing else.

"Ei drud, do you see? Not a shine for you or me!" He happily chanted, picking back his own rhythm from the dejected crowd. Another elegant pirouette from the nimble jester brought him wheeling to the eyes of another dilapidated audience member; a mother.
"Miss, a fair woman of tint, here is there now a glint? Where are my coins, my cash, my mint?" An effortless transition into a cartwheel brought the jester contrasting to the other side of the circle, flashing blues and violets to a grouchy looking miner. "I do not seek to spill your loins! There is only good for you, my boys. Hark, hooray, what's this today? You have found my silver coins!"

The jester, pouring his rapidly vanishing will into his remaining actions, rolled his wrists in front of his unfazed audience member hypnotically. From an apparent crevice, the joyful jester appeared to pull a coin from the beard of the glum miner. The jester pulled a curious look, and rapidly warped it into a melodramatic shocked expression as he continued to pull out shiny metallic coin after coin from the miners beard.
He began throwing them up into the air with one motion, as his other hand reached forward again to grab yet another handful of clanky metal coins. The audience follows the upwards motion of the coins into the air, where they apparently turns into shiny particulate, a form of glitter which lazily floated down from suspension in the air to dissolve harmlessly into the crowd of onlookers.

The jester, having completed his final magical act, tumbled backwards into a handstand, then again to remain standing in the centre of the onlookers. His hands shot out to press against the air, resulting in a victorious pose, awaiting the arrival of a well deserved round of applause.

Instead, the grim crowd only smiled.

A greater victory than the jester could imagine.

Bravo!

Bloodybees

A Trial of an Upset Nature

In a crowded and apprehensive courtroom, several bays of onlookers gazed down into the circular area spread before them. The room was a large one, edged with various doorways, corridors and benches for the audience members. Most of these such benches were full. In the centre of the room lay multiple tables and chairs, arranged neatly to form two columns, predictably for the prosecution and the defence of a given party or individual. The heavy stone benches lining the room were neatly arranged around the arena, and held a scattered yet great deal of paper, books, and writing instruments.
The gladiators fighting here were the of the political background, being lawyers wielding pencils instead of soldiers and swords. The gathering in the arena were busy, hustling too and fro between benches, where they sagely inspected a handful of documents, before hastening off to another bench to inspect similar looking documents. Some dwarves were grouped around tables and each other, having muffled yet heated conversations, evident from their easily readable body languages.

A large horn broke the quiet tension, before a regal-looking dwarf came forward from one of the doorways that lined the walls. This dwarf was the judge, as all knew, and the main spectacle of this event. Legal proceedings ran a little differently on Bloodybees compared to elsewhere in the world, and it is this difference which never fails to draw a crowd.
A stern looking couple dwarves stepped forward from another such opening, dragging a reluctant dwarf between them. The two guards resisted the struggle easily, having dealt with much rougher and more challenging prisoners before. Their demeanour was calm as they led her to her heavy granite seat at the front on the room, before the judge, and effortlessly shacked her ankle chains to the floor under the table. The prisoner stared down the judge, a big barrel-chested bald dwarf who had dealt with many of this situations before.

The prisoner's name was Calliv, who remained a former echo of her old warrior self. She had been leading a small group of rebellion forces for several weeks, after the previous leader disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Her small band of warriors had been traversing light trough the outer edges of cities in Bloodybees, carrying only the instruments of sabotage and guerrilla warfare, as well as basic survival rations.
Their self-assigned duty was to assess each town they encountered, in disguise and the cover of darkness, to determine whether each settlement was friend or foe. Then, once the necessary allegiance was formed, they would move on. If the town was found to not be so kind to those who opposed the tyrannical rule of Queen Hallow, the necessary and top secret actions were enacted. It was a simply strategy, one that had been used on several occasion before under previous ruler, King Calan. However, now with a new queen and a new crack down on the dwarves of Bloodybees' freedoms and rights, rebellions had been cropping up increasingly often. Such an idea was what explained Calliv's crew.

In an unforeseen but predictable move, one eventual town held a large force of disguised guards and military in disguise. Once the vengeful rebellion had shown themselves, the battle which followed was swift and conclusive, and not in Calliv's favour. Great casualties had been taken on both sides, and despite a solid effort from the rebels, they had fallen, just like many others before them. Calliv and her close compatriots fought bitterly, with teeth and nails, down to the very end. Calliv's very own husband perished at the hand of the military leader who had defeated her. It was this erasure of life which drew the life out of this crew, and so they surrendered.

Regardless, even with the prisoners taken, a court hearing had to be enacted for all crimes of this scale. And so it became how Calliv ended up back in the heart of Zugob Tun, in the centre of Bloodybees, back at the hand of the monarchy she despised.

The snap of the judge's gavel on hard marble brought her reminiscent mind back to reality.

To be continued

Since quarantine is edging on, I figured I'd be able to generate some stories in my own time.
I always did like this region better when it was quiet, because it was more manageable for me.
It's pretty sad to see it in this state, but also interesting, because it's a blank slate.

Morevonia, Hanchu, Isle of great-britain, and Mosinuslavia

Bloodybees wrote:A Trial of an Upset Nature

In a crowded and apprehensive courtroom, several bays of onlookers gazed down into the circular area spread before them. The room was a large one, edged with various doorways, corridors and benches for the audience members. Most of these such benches were full. In the centre of the room lay multiple tables and chairs, arranged neatly to form two columns, predictably for the prosecution and the defence of a given party or individual. The heavy stone benches lining the room were neatly arranged around the arena, and held a scattered yet great deal of paper, books, and writing instruments.
The gladiators fighting here were the of the political background, being lawyers wielding pencils instead of soldiers and swords. The gathering in the arena were busy, hustling too and fro between benches, where they sagely inspected a handful of documents, before hastening off to another bench to inspect similar looking documents. Some dwarves were grouped around tables and each other, having muffled yet heated conversations, evident from their easily readable body languages.

A large horn broke the quiet tension, before a regal-looking dwarf came forward from one of the doorways that lined the walls. This dwarf was the judge, as all knew, and the main spectacle of this event. Legal proceedings ran a little differently on Bloodybees compared to elsewhere in the world, and it is this difference which never fails to draw a crowd.
A stern looking couple dwarves stepped forward from another such opening, dragging a reluctant dwarf between them. The two guards resisted the struggle easily, having dealt with much rougher and more challenging prisoners before. Their demeanour was calm as they led her to her heavy granite seat at the front on the room, before the judge, and effortlessly shacked her ankle chains to the floor under the table. The prisoner stared down the judge, a big barrel-chested bald dwarf who had dealt with many of this situations before.

The prisoner's name was Calliv, who remained a former echo of her old warrior self. She had been leading a small group of rebellion forces for several weeks, after the previous leader disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Her small band of warriors had been traversing light trough the outer edges of cities in Bloodybees, carrying only the instruments of sabotage and guerrilla warfare, as well as basic survival rations.
Their self-assigned duty was to assess each town they encountered, in disguise and the cover of darkness, to determine whether each settlement was friend or foe. Then, once the necessary allegiance was formed, they would move on. If the town was found to not be so kind to those who opposed the tyrannical rule of Queen Hallow, the necessary and top secret actions were enacted. It was a simply strategy, one that had been used on several occasion before under previous ruler, King Calan. However, now with a new queen and a new crack down on the dwarves of Bloodybees' freedoms and rights, rebellions had been cropping up increasingly often. Such an idea was what explained Calliv's crew.

In an unforeseen but predictable move, one eventual town held a large force of disguised guards and military in disguise. Once the vengeful rebellion had shown themselves, the battle which followed was swift and conclusive, and not in Calliv's favour. Great casualties had been taken on both sides, and despite a solid effort from the rebels, they had fallen, just like many others before them. Calliv and her close compatriots fought bitterly, with teeth and nails, down to the very end. Calliv's very own husband perished at the hand of the military leader who had defeated her. It was this erasure of life which drew the life out of this crew, and so they surrendered.

Regardless, even with the prisoners taken, a court hearing had to be enacted for all crimes of this scale. And so it became how Calliv ended up back in the heart of Zugob Tun, in the centre of Bloodybees, back at the hand of the monarchy she despised.

The snap of the judge's gavel on hard marble brought her reminiscent mind back to reality.

To be continued

Since quarantine is edging on, I figured I'd be able to generate some stories in my own time.
I always did like this region better when it was quiet, because it was more manageable for me.
It's pretty sad to see it in this state, but also interesting, because it's a blank slate.

Play more artisan!

indeed it is, also no politics!!!

Latvijas otra republika

It's so weird seeing your NS card in random collections, just feels like your a fetish.

Like the aboriginal flag I got for a few puppets got them put in some default flag collections and just doesn't seem right.

Latvijas otra republika wrote:It's so weird seeing your NS card in random collections, just feels like your a fetish.

Like the aboriginal flag I got for a few puppets got them put in some default flag collections and just doesn't seem right.

I missed the whole card trading thing, was it ever that big?
Is there a given way to check where your cards are?

Hanchu

Latvijas otra republika

Bloodybees wrote:I missed the whole card trading thing, was it ever that big?
Is there a given way to check where your cards are?

Click on your nation home page and you should find a view card button, it was big for a bit but I think it got bogged thanks to a load of restrictions.

Oh yhea you can see your card owners and trade + some other stuff

Hanchu

Latvijas otra republika wrote:It's so weird seeing your NS card in random collections, just feels like your a fetish.

Like the aboriginal flag I got for a few puppets got them put in some default flag collections and just doesn't seem right.

I should buy all of mine, there's only like 60

Latvijas otra republika

Latvijas otra republika

Morevonia wrote:I should buy all of mine, there's only like 60

Huge ego flex

Haha, Delphinidae Nation was Ultra Rare, that's quite funny.

The delphinidae nation

Bloodybees wrote:Haha, Delphinidae Nation was Ultra Rare, that's quite funny.

You think you can just show that to me and that it wouldn't resurrect me.

Bloodybees

The delphinidae nation

How the heck am I still 167th in foreign aid spending, I haven't answered an issue in years.

The delphinidae nation wrote:How the heck am I still 167th in foreign aid spending, I haven't answered an issue in years.

Because everyone else hasn't either, this place is a morgue

The delphinidae nation wrote:How the heck am I still 167th in foreign aid spending, I haven't answered an issue in years.

*Dolphin noise*

Bloodybees wrote:Because everyone else hasn't either, this place is a morgue

A crypt.

Latvijas otra republika

Hanchu wrote:A crypt.

It’s moria

Xd

Hanchu

Latvijas otra republika wrote:It’s moria

Xd

Ye

Latvijas otra republika

The End

Wrinkled skin, coarse and dry like paper, held up a slowly ticking ring of metal. It was pointing towards eight yet the sun was still bright and young, the old eyes looked on it and bluffed. ‘Useless old watch’ he thought before he closed its metal cover.

Today he’d spend his time in the garden, overlooking his wife’s old roses next to his little oak on the countryside dales. It was a ‘good a summers day as ever‘ he said to himself as the oncoming breeze passed him. Somehow he finally recollected of days long gone by, with whatever wrinkled smile he could pull on his face. He thought of clever rhymes he’d tell his friends, his mothers sweet baking and those wonderful nights slept with the love he never had. He thought of the bad, the mud and the blaming ‘what if’s’. There was no use in that, once the nightly winds began to set in as he made his way home, he just let it go through. For the first and last time in his short human life he lived, it wasn’t an acceptance but a simple nodding acknowledgment of truth. He didn’t know that such freedom was a thing, he was happy for finally not holding on.

Though his little & very brief time stopped, he had one final door to take - one final journey to embark.

Morevonia, Bloodybees, Hanchu, and Isle of great-britain

The delphinidae nation

Morevonia wrote:*Dolphin noise*

*happy dolphin noises*

Hanchu

I'm so cringe, wow. Didn't realise I was capable of so much cringe

Titla wrote:I'm so cringe, wow. Didn't realise I was capable of so much cringe

And you are?

Latvijas otra republika wrote:The End

Wrinkled skin, coarse and dry like paper, held up a slowly ticking ring of metal. It was pointing towards eight yet the sun was still bright and young, the old eyes looked on it and bluffed. ‘Useless old watch’ he thought before he closed its metal cover.

Today he’d spend his time in the garden, overlooking his wife’s old roses next to his little oak on the countryside dales. It was a ‘good a summers day as ever‘ he said to himself as the oncoming breeze passed him. Somehow he finally recollected of days long gone by, with whatever wrinkled smile he could pull on his face. He thought of clever rhymes he’d tell his friends, his mothers sweet baking and those wonderful nights slept with the love he never had. He thought of the bad, the mud and the blaming ‘what if’s’. There was no use in that, once the nightly winds began to set in as he made his way home, he just let it go through. For the first and last time in his short human life he lived, it wasn’t an acceptance but a simple nodding acknowledgment of truth. He didn’t know that such freedom was a thing, he was happy for finally not holding on.

Though his little & very brief time stopped, he had one final door to take - one final journey to embark.

Beautifull

Latvijas otra republika

Titla wrote:I'm so cringe, wow. Didn't realise I was capable of so much cringe

Well that's a f**kin old one isn't it? I'm at an advantage that the travesty you see before you is my oldest nation

Bloodybees wrote:A Trial of an Upset Nature

In a crowded and apprehensive courtroom, several bays of onlookers gazed down into the circular area spread before them. The room was a large one, edged with various doorways, corridors and benches for the audience members. Most of these such benches were full. In the centre of the room lay multiple tables and chairs, arranged neatly to form two columns, predictably for the prosecution and the defence of a given party or individual. The heavy stone benches lining the room were neatly arranged around the arena, and held a scattered yet great deal of paper, books, and writing instruments.
The gladiators fighting here were the of the political background, being lawyers wielding pencils instead of soldiers and swords. The gathering in the arena were busy, hustling too and fro between benches, where they sagely inspected a handful of documents, before hastening off to another bench to inspect similar looking documents. Some dwarves were grouped around tables and each other, having muffled yet heated conversations, evident from their easily readable body languages.

A large horn broke the quiet tension, before a regal-looking dwarf came forward from one of the doorways that lined the walls. This dwarf was the judge, as all knew, and the main spectacle of this event. Legal proceedings ran a little differently on Bloodybees compared to elsewhere in the world, and it is this difference which never fails to draw a crowd.
A stern looking couple dwarves stepped forward from another such opening, dragging a reluctant dwarf between them. The two guards resisted the struggle easily, having dealt with much rougher and more challenging prisoners before. Their demeanour was calm as they led her to her heavy granite seat at the front on the room, before the judge, and effortlessly shacked her ankle chains to the floor under the table. The prisoner stared down the judge, a big barrel-chested bald dwarf who had dealt with many of this situations before.

The prisoner's name was Calliv, who remained a former echo of her old warrior self. She had been leading a small group of rebellion forces for several weeks, after the previous leader disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Her small band of warriors had been traversing light trough the outer edges of cities in Bloodybees, carrying only the instruments of sabotage and guerrilla warfare, as well as basic survival rations.
Their self-assigned duty was to assess each town they encountered, in disguise and the cover of darkness, to determine whether each settlement was friend or foe. Then, once the necessary allegiance was formed, they would move on. If the town was found to not be so kind to those who opposed the tyrannical rule of Queen Hallow, the necessary and top secret actions were enacted. It was a simply strategy, one that had been used on several occasion before under previous ruler, King Calan. However, now with a new queen and a new crack down on the dwarves of Bloodybees' freedoms and rights, rebellions had been cropping up increasingly often. Such an idea was what explained Calliv's crew.

In an unforeseen but predictable move, one eventual town held a large force of disguised guards and military in disguise. Once the vengeful rebellion had shown themselves, the battle which followed was swift and conclusive, and not in Calliv's favour. Great casualties had been taken on both sides, and despite a solid effort from the rebels, they had fallen, just like many others before them. Calliv and her close compatriots fought bitterly, with teeth and nails, down to the very end. Calliv's very own husband perished at the hand of the military leader who had defeated her. It was this erasure of life which drew the life out of this crew, and so they surrendered.

Regardless, even with the prisoners taken, a court hearing had to be enacted for all crimes of this scale. And so it became how Calliv ended up back in the heart of Zugob Tun, in the centre of Bloodybees, back at the hand of the monarchy she despised.

The snap of the judge's gavel on hard marble brought her reminiscent mind back to reality.

To be continued

A Trial of an Upset Nature, Part 2
"Without much ado, let us begin!" Announced the judge to the eagerly awaiting crowd. The room was silently sharp with anticipation.
The court floor was divided down the middle by a long barricade. On one side stood a large amount of heavily armoured and trophied dwarves. They were seated in row upon row of guard after guard, all patiently dicussing with one another in a hushed tone.

The other side of the barricade stood a pitiful looking excuse for a rebellion, the bedraggled remains of a protestor group from the edges of Bloodybees.
The judge spoke on, "Hereby decrees the settlement of the Gravelbat Protestors versus the City Guard. First order of business; the accusations. City Guard, may you please state your terms."

From the front of their side of the court floor, a sturdy dwarf rose, equally clad in heavy armour, and embossments of commendments and medallions.
"Her most honourable and esteemed Lowliness Judge" began the head guard in a gruff tone, "We, the City Guard, are gathered here to demand a rightful and lawful battle with the accused, the Gravelbat Protestors."

"Our terms are simple. Since they are clearly out of alignment with the laws of the Deep Royal Demand, we request for a field of uneven terrain, up to your most true discretion. Our numbers wish to be twice theirs, with full militant gear equipped. "

The judge laughed along, a malicious echoing sound, that truly put Calliv at unease. These terms were ridiculous! She had no chance, her and her rebellion, to stand up to those terms! Yet she could see no way in which she would be able to rebut them. The court crowd clearly agreed with the terms. Their cackling laughter rattled Calliv's bones. Cries and woops of excitement could be heard throughout the crowd, clammouring for the main event.

"Your Lowliness!" Cried Calliv, much to her own surprise. The judge seemed startled at this interruption. "I request an ammendment to the proposed battlefield. We need a flat field", Calliv projected her voice into the crowd, playing to them as allies, "so that the audience may better watch!"
The vibrato from the crowd dissolved into the stone chamber, reduced to a mere murmur. They were listening.

"Hear me Judge. I am Calliv, of the Gravelbat gang, and you better believe" she picked up her momentum, seizing the opportunity to win the crowd "We are going to put on a show like never before!"

The room erupted into applause, the audience cheering and screaming like starving rats, as if they had never witnessed a fight to the death.

To be continued

Isle of great-britain and Latvijas otra republika

Don't mind me, just passing through and paying my respects.

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