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Zarbik wrote:such is a possibility. or they could have also spawned water so they could swim there and be safe

Ah yes, using Sponge Tsu's Art of the Swim

Yazakhastan wrote:What’s with all the OGs coming back, first Boris Cult, then Alexander Magnus, then MLGdogeland, who next!

Lennox just needs to get unbanned and we can have all the bros back

Zarbik, Team Leo, and Yazakhastan

Boris Cult wrote:Lennox just needs to get unbanned and we can have all the bros back

i don’t that thats gonna be happening any time soon, just do to the pure amount of offenses

Zarbik wrote:i don’t that thats gonna be happening any time soon, just do to the pure amount of offenses

Yea... dude fell off the deep end and got buried in offenses.

Zarbik wrote:i don’t that thats gonna be happening any time soon, just do to the pure amount of offenses

I got unbanned, and I had many offenses.

Yazakhastan wrote:I got unbanned, and I had many offenses.

well you to a degree redeemed yourself and have better acting better. Lennox just has not shown that

Yazakhastan and Boris Cult

Zarbik wrote:well you to a degree redeemed yourself and have better acting better. Lennox just has not shown that

Inderd, hiwever, with time comes wisodome and maturity. So lennoxe can wait a moment in time befow he gets readmitted to the hall of the golden eagles

Yazakhastan wrote:Inderd, hiwever, with time comes wisodome and maturity. So lennoxe can wait a moment in time befow he gets readmitted to the hall of the golden eagles

Hall of the golden eagles?
Tf?

Zarbik and Yazakhastan

So what's up y'all?

Yazakhastan wrote:Inderd, hiwever, with time comes wisodome and maturity. So lennoxe can wait a moment in time befow he gets readmitted to the hall of the golden eagles

eventually i plan on unbanning him from just relax. but im gonna give it another year or so. i don’t think he is ready yet

Yazakhastan

Boris Cult wrote:Hall of the golden eagles?
Tf?

no idea

Yazakhastan and Boris Cult

Boris Cult wrote:Hall of the golden eagles?
Tf?

Barlyy: Saint of Justice
Plus Nova Imperii: Saint of Imperialism.
The Joeanian Republic: Saint of Time, Space, and order.
Kingdom Of Englands: Saint of Wisdom
Haruhi Japan:Saint of Friendship
The Doggos Free Land: Saint of Army
Nooooooooooooooo: Saint Petrosius
Arisyan: Saint of Masculinity
Orange Creek: Saint of Peace

Hall of the Golden Eagles (Ascended Nations, Blessed by True)
Boris Cult
Kingdom Of Englands
MLGDogeland
Zarbik

Hall of the forevergone
Dollystana
Tolarian academy: The Great Prophet of Bruxxa

Read factbook


Church of True

by Yazakhastan

THE MOSTE HOLY AND LOYAL CHURCH OF TRUE
The Church of True is the sole church of Callista and the IOC recognized by the great Barlyy and his prophet. Founded by Yazakhastan after an apocalyptic vision presented to him by the Great True. warning him of the impending collapse of Callista and the IOC due to their wayward ways.
Etymology
The Moste Holy and Loyal Church of True (MHLCT) has been used to describe the modernist movement started by Yazakhastan and [nation]Tolarian academy under the guide of the Great True. Its liturgies and Ecclesiology is adapted from numerous religions and faiths along with well known memes from the region of Callista and the IOC.
IDEOLOGIES & THEOLOGY
1. The Church of True follows the idea that the current leader of Callista, Sorianora, is a heretical leader, an anti-bruxxa of sorts. The church further believes that Baloo is the sole leader of Callista and that Wooloos is the sole leader of the IOC as appointed by Bruxxa in the ancient days of the Tavern via a mandate from Heaven.
2. The church believes that the only way to bring about unity in Callista is through the permanent enthronement if Baloo as Tsar of Callista and of Wooloos as king of the IOC. And according to the vision by Yazakhastan it is the only way to save the region from impending doom.
3. The church currently follows the words of the Prophet of Bruxxa. Tolarian academy an ancient nation existing in the early days of before the Tavern.
4. The Church holds that after Baloo Kingdom takes his place as eternal Tsar of Callista and rules for 10,000 years, True will descend upon his followers and lift them into the eternal sphere, where they will dwell for eternity as guiding spirits to the ignorant of Earth.
5. The Church also holds the idea that Baloo Kingdom and North American Imperial State will in the middle of the 10,000 year reign unite the regions of IOC and Callista.

Hierarchy
The Church of True has a strictly defined hierarchy in accordance with the golden tablets given to Yazakhastan in the vision by True.
True: The eternal being who dwells in every region of NS, believed by some to be Bruxxa and others to be, no-one in particular
The Great Prophet: A servant of True appointed by True to bring and spread his good word, believed by the church to be the saviour of the people of Callista.
The Pastor: A position given to Yazakhastan when he was given the golden tablets and ordered to spread the word of True to Callista.

Writings
nation=yazakhastan/detail=factbook/id=1740001
page=dispatch/id=1742332
Current Members
Yazakhastan
Tolarian academy
Feylania
Venkoyo
Cerata
Haruhi Japan
Bruxxa
North American Imperial State
Baloo Kingdom
Read dispatch

Cerata wrote:Wait... make?

Her words not mine

Yazakhastan wrote:
Barlyy: Saint of Justice
Plus Nova Imperii: Saint of Imperialism.
The Joeanian Republic: Saint of Time, Space, and order.
Kingdom Of Englands: Saint of Wisdom
Haruhi Japan:Saint of Friendship
The Doggos Free Land: Saint of Army
Nooooooooooooooo: Saint Petrosius
Arisyan: Saint of Masculinity
Orange Creek: Saint of Peace

Hall of the Golden Eagles (Ascended Nations, Blessed by True)
Boris Cult
Kingdom Of Englands
MLGDogeland
Zarbik

Hall of the forevergone
Dollystana
Tolarian academy: The Great Prophet of Bruxxa

Read factbook


Church of True

by Yazakhastan

THE MOSTE HOLY AND LOYAL CHURCH OF TRUE
The Church of True is the sole church of Callista and the IOC recognized by the great Barlyy and his prophet. Founded by Yazakhastan after an apocalyptic vision presented to him by the Great True. warning him of the impending collapse of Callista and the IOC due to their wayward ways.
Etymology
The Moste Holy and Loyal Church of True (MHLCT) has been used to describe the modernist movement started by Yazakhastan and [nation]Tolarian academy under the guide of the Great True. Its liturgies and Ecclesiology is adapted from numerous religions and faiths along with well known memes from the region of Callista and the IOC.
IDEOLOGIES & THEOLOGY
1. The Church of True follows the idea that the current leader of Callista, Sorianora, is a heretical leader, an anti-bruxxa of sorts. The church further believes that Baloo is the sole leader of Callista and that Wooloos is the sole leader of the IOC as appointed by Bruxxa in the ancient days of the Tavern via a mandate from Heaven.
2. The church believes that the only way to bring about unity in Callista is through the permanent enthronement if Baloo as Tsar of Callista and of Wooloos as king of the IOC. And according to the vision by Yazakhastan it is the only way to save the region from impending doom.
3. The church currently follows the words of the Prophet of Bruxxa. Tolarian academy an ancient nation existing in the early days of before the Tavern.
4. The Church holds that after Baloo Kingdom takes his place as eternal Tsar of Callista and rules for 10,000 years, True will descend upon his followers and lift them into the eternal sphere, where they will dwell for eternity as guiding spirits to the ignorant of Earth.
5. The Church also holds the idea that Baloo Kingdom and North American Imperial State will in the middle of the 10,000 year reign unite the regions of IOC and Callista.

Hierarchy
The Church of True has a strictly defined hierarchy in accordance with the golden tablets given to Yazakhastan in the vision by True.
True: The eternal being who dwells in every region of NS, believed by some to be Bruxxa and others to be, no-one in particular
The Great Prophet: A servant of True appointed by True to bring and spread his good word, believed by the church to be the saviour of the people of Callista.
The Pastor: A position given to Yazakhastan when he was given the golden tablets and ordered to spread the word of True to Callista.

Writings
nation=yazakhastan/detail=factbook/id=1740001
page=dispatch/id=1742332
Current Members
Yazakhastan
Tolarian academy
Feylania
Venkoyo
Cerata
Haruhi Japan
Bruxxa
North American Imperial State
Baloo Kingdom
Read dispatch

I guess i'm now part of a Yazak NS cult. Sure, why not.

Yazakhastan

Boris Cult wrote:I guess i'm now part of a Yazak NS cult. Sure, why not.

Praise with Boris Cult, Boris Cult shall prevaile!

Suppose we are 1000 feet away from a 500 foot tall tower and we wish to aim a laser at a mirror mounted on top of the tower. At what angle $\theta$ should we aim the laser? Although we don’t have the angle immediately, we do have enough information to figure it out. The tangent of the desired angle is $500/1000=1/2$. Looking back at our graph of $\tan x$, we see there is only one acute angle $\theta$ for which $\tan\theta=1/2$. This is our desired angle, and we write it as $\theta=\tan^{-1} (1/2)$. This is also often written as $\theta=\mathop{{\rm arctan}}(1/2)$. WARNING: The expression $\tan^{-1} y$ does not mean $1/(\tan y)$, and the same is true of the other trigonometric functions. To write the reciprocal of $\sin x$, we must write $(\sin x)^{-1}$. (Unlike $\sin^2x$, which does mean $(\sin x)^2$. Sorry for this discrepancy, but we didn’t make the rules!)

Even a casual glance at the graph of $\tan x$ will show that there are actually many values of $x$ at which $\tan x=1/2$. How do we know which one is intended by the expression $\tan^{-1} (1/2)$? We don’t. There are infinitely many values of $\tan^{-1} (1/2)$. To show that we want the acute angle as in the diagram above (rather than one of the other values), we write $\theta=\mathrm{Tan}^{-1} 1/2$, where the capital T shows that we are interested only in the principal value, or the value that lies in the first period of $\tan x$. Since this period ranges from $-\pi/2$ to $\pi/2$, we will always have $-\pi/2<\mathrm{Tan}^{-1} x < \pi/2$. Similarly, $\mathop{{\rm Arctan}} x$ implies the principal value as well.

If we apply this concept to $\mathrm{Sin}^{-1}1/2$, we will note that there are still two values of $x$ in the first period of $\sin x$ for which $\sin x=1/2$. Thus we need to restrict ourselves to the first half-period in which $\sin x$ ranges from $-1$ to $1$. So, we have $-\pi/2\le \mathrm{Sin}^{-1} y\le \pi/2$. (Note that $\mathrm{Sin}^{-1} y$ can equal $\pi/2$ or $-\pi/2$, while $\mathrm{Tan}^{-1}y$ cannot.)

After seeing that the principal values of inverse sine and inverse tangent are both between $- \pi/2$ and $\pi/2$, we may suspect that the principal values of inverse cosine are also in that range. So what is $\mathrm{Cos}^{-1} (-1/2)$? For all $x$ in the range from $-\pi/2$ to $\pi/2$, $\cos x$ is positive. This is clearly not the right range. We should use $0\le \mathop{{\rm Arccos}} x\le \pi$ instead. Convince yourself by looking at the graph of $\cos x$ that this is a sufficient range.

Zarbik and Yazakhastan

*Swiss Noises*

I denounce Venice

Boris Cult wrote:I can't believe I actually named a character Sun Zoo...

pre-IOC RP was quite the literary atrocity.

Orange Creek wrote:pre-IOC RP was quite the literary atrocity.

You should’ve seen TWP RP. Godmodding galore and for some reason there was a lot of jam.

Orange Creek wrote:pre-IOC RP was quite the literary atrocity.

Cerata wrote:The second Big Bird fleet is planning to rendezvous with the Troll face fleet at jump point AC12 near the planet Burman. However, this move was anticipated by the Pony Space Agency(PSA)'s intel services, and military action was soon taken. Admiral Twilight-sparkle the II knew that the combined force of both sides would almost certainly decimate their offworld forces as well as the fleet circling Ceratanon. They had to cut them off before they arrived. They warped to the previously identified coordinates of FD0 and KJ1. As expected, the Big Bird fleet was there. Caught in the act, the Big Bird fleet was caught by surprise, and were decimated when the Pony fleet fired millions of nano-pony missiles with rainbow trails, destroying 13 Elmo-class fleet carriers, 45 frigates, and 2 Gigachad-class destroyers. This was a resounding success, they concluded. However, this would not last for long. It was a trap. Suddenly, a large holo-projection appeared in space with a livestream of Emperor Elmussus the VII, sitting on his throne with a bathrobe. He chuckled:

"Fools! You fell right into my trap!"

Shrieking rippled through the pony fleet as they realized the gig was up. Ponies screamed as 6 elmo super space battleships warped into the area, unleashing hundreds of turbolaser rounds into the pony fleet. Burning pony debris flew everywhere as damage control teams appeared on sight, and hundreds of pony ships warped away. Unfortunately, there was one flaw in the Elmo fleet's plan. EExit. You see, Elmossus the IV had forgot that a few seconds ago he had left the EU in EExit. Now, he was violating international space and was at risk of being acquitted of tax evasion.

To be continued...

Ethics committee of the scpf wrote:John Xina, who is still in exile in pony land or whatever it’s called sees a opportunity to restore his social credit score and offers his assistance as a skilled military leader and private owner of Hong Kong (Trademarked) Planet to the ponies.

Boris Cult and Ethics committee of the scpf

Orange Creek wrote:pre-IOC RP was quite the literary atrocity.

You see this character here was connected to this character who survived several things that should have killed them who was killed by this character who is also the leader of a nation who built a thing that another nation helped them build a thing and then acquired a colony on another planet and all that was connected to this character

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