The Nicest Citizens in Lewisham
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Monson | Democratic Socialists | “We are the children of the Eighth decade” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Ricore | New York Times Democracy | “Devenez le matin” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Lewisham Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ambassador” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Paperino | New York Times Democracy | “You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Three Streams | Left-wing Utopia | “Somewhat over there, but not quite;” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Brocklehurst | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Do you wanna try me, Guv?” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of TSHP Ambassador 1 | Democratic Socialists | “Who are you?” | |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of Serme Oro | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Raiders are rubbish” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Topgb seven the cia make me forgotmypass | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Motto...” | |
| 10. | The Colony of Traso | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” |
