The Safest in Middle Earth
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 13,888th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Reptilian Rage of Gamera | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I am full of meat.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Numeracy | Father Knows Best State | “Conquest Through Vigilance” | |
| 3. |  The Humanist Geniocracy of Ryfin | Left-wing Utopia | “Noble, Fair, and Free” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dome un Taj” | |
| 5. |  The LOTR Nation of Tatarica | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Gondolin we came” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Subtle and Quick to Anger” | |
| 7. |  The Comrades of JoeBurbia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Brave men are a citys best tower of defense.” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Halls of Mandos | Left-wing Utopia | “Power is always bad” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Low Meadows | Anarchy | “Nothing To See Here” | |
| 10. |  The Humble Dwelling of Bombadil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Ring has no power over him” |
