The Most Primitive in Nordic Lands
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Nordic Lands is ranked 23,960th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Striall | Corrupt Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Viking Kingdom of Sorkjosen | Conservative Democracy | “Fest Bajonetter!” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Rittia | Democratic Socialists | “Always Be Prepared” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Freubar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Conservatism” | |
| 5. |  The Allied States of Skibidi toiliet | New York Times Democracy | “Skibidi toiliet” | |
| 6. |  The Pine Forests of Dorthonion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Semper ubi sub ubi” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of New Baltic States | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Doodledom | New York Times Democracy | “Working hard or hardly working.” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Inlibia | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Armanshahr | New York Times Democracy | “Wisdom gave freedom” |
