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Daily News

1 January 2020

The Largest Populations in Nudist Dreamland First: Yannia top. 0.6% [34 billion]. Second: Test Icicle top 1% [31 billion]. Third: Nudist Dreamland top 2% [27 billion] ... Last: Civic nudes bottom 12% [67 million]

The unfed mind devours itself. Gore Vidal

My dear Pete burns,
Good show !
Can I have an autographed, signature purple robe of yours ? ;)

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, The Naked Few, San Francesco Bay, and 2 othersHer majesty alexandria, and Pete burns

Dancing Dragons wrote:My dear Pete burns,
Good show !
Can I have an autographed, signature purple robe of yours ? ;)

You spin me round, Pete, Dead or Alive. You will always be fab.

Yannia, The Naked Few, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and 2 othersHer majesty alexandria, and Pete burns

Daily News

The Nicest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland First: Yannia top 0.05% (82nd in NationStates). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.07% (100th). Third: Icarianna top 0.3% ... Last: Grave raven bottom 0%

In The Nude Beach, they say that Nude Beachians made a dessert and called it peace.

In Pete burns, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

In Tincan Banana, conspiracy theorists allege Kaddish's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and Her majesty alexandria

So much for low-key events like Christmas and New Year. It's back to the excitement of a traditional Thursday night at Tommy's bar - Ladies' Night, Lads' Night, Gay Night and Cats Drink Free !!!

Get to Tommy's now ! Be there or be square !

A public service announcement on behalf of Tommy's bar, Thomas bahama, Esq., prop.

Yannia, Rainbow Beach, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and 2 othersThomas bahama, and Her majesty alexandria

Isn't NYE really just a sorry excuse to dress up, dance, watch fireworks and drink champagne all through the night and feel glorious ? ;)

Friends of Dorothy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Let's be honest, Friday isn't really Friiiiidaaayyy this week, is it? In Scotland, the 2nd is a public holiday as well as the 1st and the real life boss isn't back from Palm Tree Paradise till Monday. Still still still.. Happy Friday, my angels.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Daily News

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Nudist Dreamland First: The Choir Boy top 0.2%. Second: Grave raven top 0.6%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 3% ... Last: The Nude Beach bottom 0%

In Yannia, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.

In Gay, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with gold coins.

Nudesia has changed its national faith to "Naturism".

Yannia, The Choir Boy, Dancing Dragons, Nudesia, and 1 otherHer majesty alexandria

Just curious...how long is it acceptable to wish someone a happy new year ? Till the end of the first week of January ? Suppose you only meet that person in February. The year is just a child, but some important events may already have occurred. Like marriage, or unemployment or a move to Singapore. Is it ok to say Happy New Year ???

Friends of Dorothy, The Choir Boy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Dancing Dragons wrote:Just curious...how long is it acceptable to wish someone a happy new year ? Till the end of the first week of January ? Suppose you only meet that person in February. The year is just a child, but some important events may already have occurred. Like marriage, or unemployment or a move to Singapore. Is it ok to say Happy New Year ???

Till the end of the first week of January if you haven't seen the person, I'd say.

Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Daily News

The Highest Average Incomes in Nudist Dreamland First: Yannia top 0.7%. Second: The Choir Boy top 0.8%. Third:,Nelvana iii too 0.8% ... Last: Prosophobia bottom 0%

In Her majesty alexandria, advert breaks are played at lower volume to make them easier to ignore.

Yannia, The Choir Boy, Dancing Dragons, and Her majesty alexandria

Daily News

The Highest Poor Incomes in Nudist Dreamland First: Nelvana iii top 0.2%. Second: Yannia top 0.6%. Third: Icarianna top 0.9% ... Last: Prosophobia bottom 0%

In New pornocratia, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.

Yannia and Her majesty alexandria

An issue, for the region, hope you like it...

As a scion of one of a distinguished family in the Dancing Dragon universe, Lady Laura de Luna has her own domain. The good people of the land don't. Farmer Joe, a bulky, Magpies country-pumpkin supporting tenant, is behind in the rent. He came to the manor, hat in hand, his 11 kids behind him, hoping that Lady Laura read "The Quality of Mercy" monologue.
What should Laura do ?

1. "Forget about those philthy peasants!", says newly-created Baroness Juventina, Lady Laura's imposing, battle axe, former governess who taught her to play doctor. "You are a noble woman. It is their duty to serve you ! You are bound to the land, by divine right of kinks, sorry, kings. Demand all you want.!"

2. "Please, milady!", cries Tatiana Joe, Farmer Joe's wife and homemaker extraordinaire, who has a pair of jugs to die for.
"It's true we have 11 beautiful children, but that doesn' t mean my husband is a stallion in your stable We're tired of your arrogance and your insatiable sexual drive. You are worse than Messalina ! Leave our men alone ! You are crazy "

3. Baronet Sir Thomas, Lady Laura's solicitor, brings the comforting advice of an old man.
"Milady", we are in 2020. People have earned rights. You can't shoot peasants with your crossbow anymore.
I will be happy to negotiate it for you.
For the price you know. Dinner. You will be the french maid, as usual".

The Christmas period is not over yet in Spain. Tonight is the Reyes parade and the time the children get their presents.

It is also Dia de Reis in Portugal, we eat a cake called Bolo-rei.
I understand it is big day in Orthodox ("Eastern") Christianity.
It's Epiphany. Last day of Advent. It is now common time for Catholicism until Easter.

Dancing Dragons, sweetie, what a brilliant issue. I'd have to see Farmer Joe before passing definitive judgement, but it sounds as if Lady Laura de Luna has a fun thing going with old Sir Thomas.

Farmer Joe paid the rent. In kind. And in full, if you get what I mean....
Old Sir Thomas...Lady Laura likes elder gentlemen. She plays the ingenue. She pretends she doesn't know what they desire. It's vewy, vewy exciting !

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Dancing Dragons wrote:Farmer Joe paid the rent. In kind. And in full, if you get what I mean....
Old Sir Thomas...Lady Laura likes elder gentlemen. She plays the ingenue. She pretends she doesn't know what they desire. It's vewy, vewy exciting !

I should think that Lady Laura is perfectly capable of choosing more than one option. Who is going to stop her?

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Actually she's afraid of herself and findind her limits...she prefers to find comfort having tea with a couple of fine african gentlemen...

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Dancing Dragons wrote:Actually she's afraid of herself and findind her limits...she prefers to find comfort having tea with a couple of fine african gentlemen...

I'd like to try that.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

In my story, luv, Sir Thomas, the old pervert, he watched it all.
And she knew he was watching, and showed him how it's done..
He is madly in love with Lady Laura. He is her secret admirer. He buys her lingerie a stripper wouldn't wear.

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Dancing Dragons wrote:In my story, luv, Sir Thomas, the old pervert, he watched it all.
And she knew he was watching, and showed him how it's done..
He is madly in love with Lady Laura. He is her secret admirer. He buys her lingerie a stripper wouldn't wear.

Would you wear it, sweetie? That lingerie?

Yannia, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

PS I have never knowingly worn lingerie. The advice to me has usually been to butch up.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

Friends of Dorothy wrote:PS I have never knowingly worn lingerie. The advice to me has usually been to butch up.

So what ?
Anyways, depends on...size. Queen size here. Guilty as charged !

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

I'm still curious about Farmer Joe, though having fathered eleven children suggests he has heterosexual tendencies.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, San Francesco Bay, and Her majesty alexandria

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