Oklahoma
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Republic of Topid9
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Embassies: Chicago, Kansas, Missouri, Nevada, Mississippi, Minnesota, Idaho, Wyoming, Florida, North Carolina, Washington, Colorado, Arizona, South Dakota, Pennsylvania, North Dakota, and 14 others.Massachusetts, South Carolina, Illinois, Virginia, Kentucky, Washington DC, Michigan, Maryland, Iowa, Nebraska, Delaware, New Mexico, Utah, and New Hampshire.
Tags: Casual, Featured, Independent, and Small.
Oklahoma contains 9 nations, the 1,898th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Oklahoma
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Oklahoma is ranked 8,937th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Picnic in the parking lot of The Vinita Rest Area | New York Times Democracy | “Home of the World's Largest Vegan Sonic Drive-In” | |
| 2. |  The Weed Whites and Wine of I 44 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Labor omnia vincit - Hard work conquers all things” | |
| 3. |  The Kumbaya of Falls Creek | Corporate Bordello | “This is the most spiritual your kid will ever be” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Topid9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom!” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Toke-lahoma | Anarchy | “Dude, don't bogart that... Woah... Where was I?” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Kerr McGee | Anarchy | “Doing Business” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Sequoyah | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ᎣᏴᏲ!” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Eugoria Nation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Do whatever ye please” | |
| 9. |  The Chat-filled roadbed of Will Rogers Turnpike | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Being a humorist is easy w/ the gov't working for you” |
Regional Happenings
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The Free Land of Eugoria Nation arrived from The Glorious Nations of Iwaku.
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The Finding P o r y of -Nooooooooooooooo- of the region Noon Puppet Dump proposed constructing embassies.
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The Kumbaya of Falls Creek arrived from Texoma.
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The United Kingdom of The Older Isles of the region The Chancery proposed constructing embassies.
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The Free Republic of Nova Libertatia of the region Nova Libertatia Alt Accounts proposed constructing embassies.
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The Royal Federation of The Supreme nation of matheo of the region Matheo proposed constructing embassies.
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The City of Fort Smith of the region Arkansas proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Finding P o r y of -Nooooooooooooooo- of the region Noon Puppet Dump proposed constructing embassies.
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The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins departed this region for Pennsylvania.
- : The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins arrived from Kansas.
Oklahoma Regional Message Board
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Why Oklahoma Needs Namronism
You have all been hearing the Texan lies about how the Brenin's Namronist Government taking over in Oklahoma. These greedy bastards peddle these outrageous slanders:
1. The Namronists are trying to create a Christian theocracy.
FALSE!
While there are some Party Members that are practitioners of the Christian Faith, as our Brenin is as well, the Namronist Party itself is a secular party, and although we do encourage spirituality as a means to create our perfect society, the Namronist Party is NOT a theocratic party. A Christian theocrat governs out of a fear that God will divinely punish the nation if said nation does not practice Christianity. Although the Namronist Party believes in marriage being for one man, one woman, for one life, this position is taken as a means to give our children two-parent households so that social degeneracy does not collapse our society as it had been close to doing so under the previous regime. We take these positions so that our society can be free from the following:
1. Gang violence.
2. Ratchet women.
3. Emasculated male cuckolds.
4. Methheads.
5. Rodgerists.
Social degeneracy will only feed into the corruption of our government and the theft of our assets from carpetbagger interests.
2. The Namronist Party feeds on ignorance.
FALSE!
As a result of the carpetbagger-controlled Republicans, our education system was ravaged and stripped of funding to put more money into the hands of these greedy opportunists. And the Democratic Party did little to nothing about it because the carpetbaggers bought them too. Because of the evisceration of our education system, we saw huge increases in the following:
1. Gang violence.
2. Illegitimate births.
3. Teenage sex.
4. Cuckoldry.
5. Ratchet women.
6. Rodgerism.
Only a strong and empowered education system can bring down the level of ignorance to our nation and it will take five to ten years to reduce the rate of ignorance to our nation.
Those are only two of the various slanders that the Texans and the Rodgerists that they own put out against the Brenin and his Government. On the behalf of the Brenin himself, I will address other slanderous lies as time goes on.
Clarity over confusion.
Morality over decadence.
Unity over division.
One Oklahoma, One Namron, One Brenin!
HAIL NAMRON!
Howdy folks! Saw a region named after mah home state and thought Ah'd create a nation and join! Yeh got enny sweet tea? The good, stuff, mind yeh.
Ah life is quiet here in OK
Excuse me passing through. I’m a man of wealth and taste.
Anyone want to sing campfire hymns?
Wait this isn’t Texas
Howdy
Nope This isn't Texas.
Starting to look like fall is going to be here soon.
Don't mind me. Some kids needed to have a come to Jesus moment.
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