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Governor: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,191st Most Secular: 1,358th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,469th+6
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,033rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,052nd Nicest Citizens: 2,097th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,115th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,360th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,473rd
World Factbook Entry

------------------------------ Welcome to Paradise Farm ------------------------------

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime

Sign on gate: Do not cross this pasture unless you can do it in 9 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10.

Q: How did the farmer meet his wife?
A: He tractor down.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaad mooooood.

A guy got arrested robbing the hay farm, but he couldn't make bale.

Tags: Medium.

Paradise Farm contains 16 nations, the 1,191st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Paradise Farm

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Paradise Farm is ranked 7,471st in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Furry Fiends of NannygoatsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hey Man, Got Any Grass?”
2.The Hammy Bacon Bits of Pork ScratchingsDemocratic Socialists“That's All Folks!”
3.The Crazy Quackers of DaffyducksLiberal Democratic Socialists“It's Mine, Ya Understand? Mine, MINE, All MINE!”
4.The Gobbling Birdbrains of Turkey DrumstickDemocratic Socialists“Humans Like To Stuff What In Our Where?”
5.The Wooly Jumbucks of StoopidsheepCorrupt Dictatorship“Shear me baby, shear me.”
6.The Mooing Matriarchy of Jersey CowsDemocratic Socialists“You want cream with that?”
7.The Winding Tunnels of Rabbit WarrenDemocratic Socialists“Always Room for One More”
8.The Feline Haven of TyninniaLiberal Democratic Socialists“A Dog Is A Dog, But A Cat Is A Purrson.”
9.The Royal Queendom of Buzzing BeehivePsychotic Dictatorship“Only the Queen May Breed”
10.The Rampaging Leghorns of Psychotic ChickensPsychotic Dictatorship“Chickens have the right to cross ANY road we want to.”
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