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PieTopia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Pie dude

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Authoritarian: 1,046th
World Factbook Entry

This region has very kindly volunteered itself as an advertising space for Lily, NationStates' premier astronomers. Don't let its efforts go in vain, and check out the cool links below!


Tonight, Lily went out in search of finding new stars, laying in some wide open fields with some of their friends from other regions as well! In their time out in the field with the help of their NASA certified Buzzy Bee Telescope, they found over 575 new stars!

  1. 8

    PieTopia's Master Dispatch & Regional Policies

    MetaGameplay by Pie dude . 107 reads.

  2. 19

    [OUTDATED] Strawberry Hill: Biweekly Games

    MetaGameplay by A Puppet of My Nation . 326 reads.

  3. 604

    Keeping NationStates Safe: A Campaign Against Harassment

    BulletinCampaign by New ex patria . 6,002 reads.

Embassies: Plum Island.

Tags: Featured, Founderless, Minuscule, and Pacifist.

PieTopia contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in PieTopia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, PieTopia is ranked 14,925th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Socialist States of Sweezemademedothis 3Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“We in a dogfight baby”
2.The Federation of Rookie BlueTyranny by Majority“Patience is the art of concealing impatience.”
3.The Protectorate of Liliarchy ancillary 181Corrupt Dictatorship“We all share our fate”
4.The Republic of CypressbellowPsychotic Dictatorship“From Many, One”

Regional Happenings


PieTopia Regional Message Board

Read all about it!
- What on Eurth? It's the Eurth News Network
- Nazis, nukes, and North Pacificans in the Crazybloxian Times
- World politics in The Times
- Voted News Operation of the Year: NS Today -
- Almost impeachment in the Force Flyer
- Clean, Green Tigers in Macau Week
- Update from The Independent
- Unpublished interviews - the Gameplay magazine that never reached the press
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Stream Spotify Playlists
Play 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻 at the Sands
Choose our Charity of the Year

The 2nd slovadian empire

Hey guys it's Slovadia. So we had a 2 year long civil war which our side won and now we are pretty much in ruin. Ok, that's all we had to say. Also, remember the old Slovadian president? Yea, so he is currently in exile for foreign corruption and establishing puppet states like Walmartian-Asdada and such so we hate him now. Ok bye.

EDIT: Also remember the Thevils Civil War? Yea, sorry, that was staged by us in an effort to grow more power and the economy in the region because we weren't doing so hot.

The 2nd slovadian empire

Hello, anyone there?

*Lake enters the shop and browses the selection in the display case*

Pie dude

Oops, forgot about NS. Thank god A Puppet Of My Nation reached out to me in Discord to tell me I CTEd. The 2nd slovadian empire What's good?

Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.

If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.

Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.

So long PieTopia!

apple pie or pumpkin pie?

God damn it Lily

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