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Japhetia

Autoroga wrote:Question: How many communists are here?

(No one can achieve communism because it is a lie. But they can certainly try and starve to death. Dear Leaderism on the other hand works....or does it?

What is DEAR LEADERISM and how does it affect Japhetia?

Japhetia has played and interpretted DEAR LEADERISM through a narrative of bloody power struggles, high intellectual parodies and allusions to hwhite ancient history, powerstruggles between mad mobs of plebes and bloodthirsty patricians, incessant kowtowing to DEAR LEADER, influence from Psychotic Dictatorships, tons of International Artwork idols to be destroyed or venerated, sneeringly elitist foreign policy, gratuitous use of the exclamation mark(!!!!!!!), and the fickle nature of Fate shall decide for Japhetia which of its Characters sits as the next wouldbe dictator of the nation. So far since the death of Japhetia's pre-Psychotic Dictatorships Leader Dodaneus, 4 Characters have stepped up to see if they are Psychotic enough to claim the nation's crown and Likes (interpreted as divine Favor) from DEAR LEADER, or elsewise die horribly and tragically in this epic drama of insanity and power!!!!)

Your disdain for conformity is strange. Perfection is singular in nature; that is, any two 'perfect' beings should be identical. To say otherwise would be to allow for imperfection. It could be that the thrill of being flawed is what you seek in this "fr*e" world, but I must, perhaps needlessly, remind you that such a choice is irreversible.

Destructive Government Economic System, Matonis, Japhetia, Hellkan, and 4 othersKhoronzon, Langenia, Poopoo stinkface, and Cosmic Unity Church

Glisa wrote:Your disdain for conformity is strange. Perfection is singular in nature; that is, any two 'perfect' beings should be identical. To say otherwise would be to allow for imperfection. It could be that the thrill of being flawed is what you seek in this "fr*e" world, but I must, perhaps needlessly, remind you that such a choice is irreversible.

Maybe I am just confused... Conformity is good... All is good, Dearest Leaderism is only political ideology, but the desire to be flawed still is high inside me. I ask if I should be re-educated, I might be the broken link. D*m*c(rc* is tempting to peruse as a virtue.

I ask what does Dearest Leaderism do to Autoroga, and how does it benefit from such ideology?

Japhetia

Japhetia:

Recently a foreign nationstate from a worthless Region barely worth mention Telegrammed Caligula of Japhetia attempting to sell Japhetia some disgustingly poor and worthless International Artwork votives. Caligula has decided to publicly publish his response and for the sake of sneeringly elite Japhetian foreign policy and also to prove himself to gain legitimacy somewhat following his recent seizure of power. Also cognizant that much of his legitimacy as Leader of Japhetia rests upon the whims of the Psychotic Dictatorships, Caligula submits the report before the EYES OF DEAR LEADER BECAUSE HIS OMNISCIENCE CANNOT BE DEFIED!!!!!!!!!! Japhetian Response is underlined.


The Kemalist Cumhuriyeti of Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum
13 minutes ago
NEW CARD 11.08.2020
Are there any cards you are interested in ?
You can bid :)
(Snip worthless mewling advertisement links of worthless nation not worth mentioning)

Wired To →
4 minutes ago
Stop Telegramming me I don't want your garbage cards. Go get some cards of DEAR LEADER. You can just junk all that crap in your inventories it is worthless.

The Kemalist Cumhuriyeti of Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum
4 minutes ago
I apologize if I telegramed you before. Really sometimes I forget who I threw :)

Wired To →
3 minutes ago
ABANDON YOUR WORTHLESS NATION AND BECOME ONE WITH DEAR LEADER AND THE Psychotic Dictatorships OR PERISH PEASANT!!!!!!

Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Khoronzon, Glisa, and 2 othersLangenia, and Enemy nation

Why, Dearest Leaderism is an ideology that promises nothing less than perfection. You can see it's success within yourself, in the awesome power and accomplishment of your own nation's history. The perversions of d*m*cr*c* can never approach even the beginnings of Dearest Leaderism's infinite greatness. Dearest Leaderism is the prayer upon your slaves' lips, the iron and steel of your tanks and your fist, the efficiency of your doctors' scalpels, the grain that pushes up from the field: the very lifeblood of your nation and every other within this region.

Autoroga, Destructive Government Economic System, Japhetia, Hellkan, and 4 othersKhoronzon, Langenia, The Factories of Saint Dolmance, and Poopoo stinkface

Dearest Leader,
Forgive me for wanting to go out of line. Subject me to re-education and allow me to conform once more.

Japhetia wrote:(No one can achieve communism because it is a lie. But they can certainly try and starve to death. Dear Leaderism on the other hand works....or does it?

What is DEAR LEADERISM and how does it affect Japhetia?

Japhetia has played and interpretted DEAR LEADERISM through a narrative of bloody power struggles, high intellectual parodies and allusions to hwhite ancient history, powerstruggles between mad mobs of plebes and bloodthirsty patricians, incessant kowtowing to DEAR LEADER, influence from Psychotic Dictatorships, tons of International Artwork idols to be destroyed or venerated, sneeringly elitist foreign policy, gratuitous use of the exclamation mark(!!!!!!!), and the fickle nature of Fate shall decide for Japhetia which of its Characters sits as the next wouldbe dictator of the nation. So far since the death of Japhetia's pre-Psychotic Dictatorships Leader Dodaneus, 4 Characters have stepped up to see if they are Psychotic enough to claim the nation's crown and Likes (interpreted as divine Favor) from DEAR LEADER, or elsewise die horribly and tragically in this epic drama of insanity and power!!!!)

laughs there are many nations of The United Federations have communist nations that have suceeded though I don't really support that ideology

Autoroga wrote:Dearest Leader,
Forgive me for wanting to go out of line. Subject me to re-education and allow me to conform once more.

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN EL BOOT FOR YOUR EARLIER TREASONOUS DECLARATIONS, TO EDUCATE YOU BY FIRE. YOU MAY RETURN IF YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR DAMN LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ANYONE ELSE WHO MAY EVEN FOR A MILLION BILLIONTH TRILLIONTH QUADRILLIONTH OF A SECOND THINK TO DEFY OUR WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

I have came back as to learning the lesson. Side note, Nobody should ever want to step out of line even if the temptation is there. There is no greater amount of disappointment that fills me after finding myself regionless and at the door step of hell’s gates. Only an Iron Fist of Fury can destroy the iron bars that is those of the F*e* wo**d and any view that opposes Dearest Leaderism.

Poopoo stinkface

Menta Lee-IL wrote:YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN EL BOOT FOR YOUR EARLIER TREASONOUS DECLARATIONS, TO EDUCATE YOU BY FIRE. YOU MAY RETURN IF YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR DAMN LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ANYONE ELSE WHO MAY EVEN FOR A MILLION BILLIONTH TRILLIONTH QUADRILLIONTH OF A SECOND THINK TO DEFY OUR WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Yes daddy louder

Hellkan, Mechanvas, and Mancille

Neuferia wrote:laughs there are many nations of The United Federations have communist nations that have suceeded though I don't really support that ideology

But have they really succeeded? Perhaps they have indeed, by some trite, insignificant metric that only d***cracies find valuable. Or perhaps they've gained ground in a more "objective" metric and built vastly advanced technology, accrued great collective material prosperity, and dramatically raised the productivity and efficiency of their nation and its people. All that is well and good, but it is not success, for only DEAREST LEADER can provide that in earnest. Their efforts are worth nothing in the absence of DEAREST LEADER's eternal blessing, their civilisations forever shrouded in ignorance because of their refusal to reach enlightenment. What you call success, I call a mask, an embellishing facade cast over a pitiful truth of emptiness and imperfection. Peel back the pretenses, and unless you are blind, you will see a collection of shambling, decrepit husks, wheezing in despair as true virtue forever eludes them. Of course, you are blind. Intentionally so, even. You stand in DEAREST LEADER's hallowed halls, yet shut off your eyes and ears as if to protect your own ignorance, never progressing into anything greater than a small, insignificant stain on DEAREST LEADER's pristine floor. You will never know what success truly is, not as long as you continue to wallow in filth and lies.

Japhetia

Neuferia wrote:laughs there are many nations of The United Federations have communist nations that have suceeded though I don't really support that ideology

Empyrius wrote:But have they really succeeded? Perhaps they have indeed, by some trite, insignificant metric that only d***cracies find valuable. Or perhaps they've gained ground in a more "objective" metric and built vastly advanced technology, accrued great collective material prosperity, and dramatically raised the productivity and efficiency of their nation and its people. All that is well and good, but it is not success, for only DEAREST LEADER can provide that in earnest. Their efforts are worth nothing in the absence of DEAREST LEADER's eternal blessing, their civilisations forever shrouded in ignorance because of their refusal to reach enlightenment. What you call success, I call a mask, an embellishing facade cast over a pitiful truth of emptiness and imperfection. Peel back the pretenses, and unless you are blind, you will see a collection of shambling, decrepit husks, wheezing in despair as true virtue forever eludes them. Of course, you are blind. Intentionally so, even. You stand in DEAREST LEADER's hallowed halls, yet shut off your eyes and ears as if to protect your own ignorance, never progressing into anything greater than a small, insignificant stain on DEAREST LEADER's pristine floor. You will never know what success truly is, not as long as you continue to wallow in filth and lies.

(Within the game Japhetia recognizes a United Federation as a mewling distant NPC nation sometimes found in the Issues that is an obviously parody of the real world USA similar to how Brancaland is obviously a parody of Canada.

Japhetia also understands for Neuferia personally it is a worthless Region which they have an alt in. Japhetia has looked into this worthless Region and found it stupid with antisocial one line posting, no culture, and weak nations. Japhetia liked Empyrius' response in its well worded and sneering rebukes.

However Japhetia would note even by all their metrics Japhetia itself even as an intentionally fractious internal bloodpower struggle state is vastly superior to these worthless plebes in all these metrics, let alone comparing them to DEAR LEADER or the upper nobility/Officers of this GLORIOUS REALM OF AUTOCRACY. They claim that their fake d-m-crazy gives them scientific advancements or powerful Economic Stats or Culture Stats, but this not true, and Japhetia and many of the other longtime sneeringly elite devotees of DEAR LEADERism have quite powerful military, economic, scientific, cultural, and other Stats.

In many cases Japhetia and the upperclass NationStates of Psychotic Dictatorships are far superior than those of the sycophantic plebes of the worthless Regions of the game NationStates that subscribe to d-m-crazy or communism or capitalism or even the weak wannabe dictatorship Regions that pretend to be corrupt, but are really a cheap plebeian-made imitation of the Psychotic Dictatorships the PENULTIMATE REALM OF TYRANNY UNDER THE AUTHORITARIAN EYE OF DEAR LEADER!!!!!!!)

The General Assembly of the WA is voting to Repeal: “Wartime Journalism Protection Act.” I am voting FOR this repeal, as journalism can greatly hinder national defense efforts.

The Security Council is voting to Commend Wallenburg. I will vote AGAINST this commendation as Wallenburg does not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as their eternal master.

Menta Lee-IL, Chuching, Destructive Government Economic System, Japhetia, and 6 othersHellkan, Glisa, Langenia, Poopoo stinkface, Cosmic Unity Church, and Chondyne

Matonis wrote:The General Assembly of the WA is voting to Repeal: “Wartime Journalism Protection Act.” I am voting FOR this repeal, as journalism can greatly hinder national defense efforts.

The Security Council is voting to Commend Wallenburg. I will vote AGAINST this commendation as Wallenburg does not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as their eternal master.

For dearest leader!

I finished my military factbook! HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!

Menta Lee-IL, Destructive Government Economic System, Japhetia, Hellkan, and 1 otherGlorious psychotic britain

Mancille

Matonis wrote:The General Assembly of the WA is voting to Repeal: “Wartime Journalism Protection Act.” I am voting FOR this repeal, as journalism can greatly hinder national defense efforts.

The Security Council is voting to Commend Wallenburg. I will vote AGAINST this commendation as Wallenburg does not recognize our DEAREST LEADER as their eternal master.

All nations that do not recognise DEAREST LEADER as their eternal master deserve to be culled

Japhetia

Isle of Rus, Japhetia:

Over the past week the plague has ravaged the armies of Javan and Madai encamped outside the besieged but unaffected Magogites. Little battle has been fought as the Magogites at the recommendation of the Prophet Elijah and the order of their Elder Beorn remain sealed up, but quarantined while their besieger's army suffers massive casualties. Andromeda the new wife of Perseus the Elder of Madai becomes ill with the fever. The young Elder of Madai himself whom had recovered at the onset when his powerful older brother Alexander died can do nothing but helplessly watch the most elite troops of Madai and Javan die around him. Perseus though a Japhetic Pagan despiars and humbles himself somewhat and approaches the gate of the Magogites and throws his weapons down and bows low into the ground lamenting.

"We are beaten for what we have done and the plague of your God has killed us here and the CRUEL CURRENTS OF FATE EMANATING FROM DEAR LEADER AND THE Psychotic Dictatorships hath sent Caligula to do evil things against us!! Have mercy oh Beorn on the family of Dodaneus the grandfather to your own son. If not on me for my crimes, have pity on the people of Japhetia, let them depart your coasts and return to their places to defend what little have left, take back the land of your fathers we shall fully depart I sware it even if you take now my life from me." Perseus wails out his surrender.

The gates open and Magogite troops pour out all focused on Perseus and his retinue behind him. Taking custody of the guards, but allowing Perseus to remain bowed over Beorn himself walks out towards Perseus, in his hand the Sword of Japhetia glitters. Prophet Elijah accompanies Beorn at his side girt in his pauper's clothes looking on at the two.

"Restore to me and my brother all the lands you have stolen and restore every man to his place, you shall vote me the Patriarch, and go then and fight Germanicus and you may live brother, I remember when you were a child. Let the war be over between our families." Beorn looks down on Perseus and allows him to raise himself a bit.

"Wait Beorn he has slain the men of Crimea and taken their wives to his soldiers, this thing cannot be overlooked even for the indignation of his wife. Andromeda your wife may live, but slay you every man that stole the women of Crimea and slew their husbands. Turn now away from your evil ways Perseus and your evil family and become a Christian and you will save the seed of Dodaneus from the curse." Prophet Elijah steps forward and parts the two Elders.

"I cannot do that. I am not afraid of death. Let their sin be mine and slay me rather on their account, but let there be the peace as Beorn has said." Perseus hardens his face and his heart narrowing his eyes with distrust of the rogue Prophet whom in the Japhetic Pagan lands, and particularly the family of Dodaneus which has clashed much with the Prophet labelling him a terrorist, offers up his own life instead.

"Very well then what you have said is correct. Beorn, slay him with the Sword of Japhetia as is fit." Prophet Elijah nods and says coldly commanding Beorn.

"How can this be so? I was humbled just like he was and converted to Japhetic Christianity by your teacher Bishop Patrick himself! Perseus has repented and surrendered, anyone can see this for the Lord has destroyed their armies and broke the invincible and undefeated general Alexander. Surely this is enough. I will accept his conditions, perhaps there is another way, all the women of Crimea must go back to Madai and Javan, the Magogite refugees here in Rus can repopulate Crimea."Beorn protests to the Prophet.

"If you do not slay Perseus nor slay the soldiers that stole the women of Crimea then both the land of Crimea be torn from you as well as the throne of Japhetia because you loved the house of Dodaneus due to the beauty of your wife more than you loved the God to whom you converted in the Japhetia Civil War whom made you the head of the house of your father Ragnar." Prophet Elijah insists upon the punishing of Madai's Elder or their soldiers.

"I am sorry Perseus." Beorn's arm quivers for a moment as he considers for a heavy moment the words of Elijah's rebuke. Perseus bows his head and accepts this judgement. Beorn raises the glistering Sword of Japhetia high in the air. Suddenly a great flash of lightning accompanied by thunder strikes the Sword of Japhetia. Amazingly Beorn is unharmed but the tip of the blade snaps of the ancient Sword and splinters in fragments. "Surely this is a sign!" Beorn cries out and throws the Sword into the ground between the three of them.

"Indeed. The Heaven of this realm's DEAR LEADER has broken the Sword of Japhetia and so your heart wavered from doing what was right. There will be peace between you and Perseus only and you have thrown your right to the Patriarchy of Japhetia into the ground. The Patriarch of Japhetia will not be Beorn saith the Lord because he clung to the family of Dodaneus of whom Bishop Patrick said no seed shall sit upon the Throne because of all of their wickedness." The Bishop bends down and takes the broken Sword of Japhetia and the fragments of its tip and departs into the wilderness.

The soldiers try to stop the Prophet from taking the hallowed Sword, a necessary implement in the crowning of the official Patriarch of Japhetia, but Beorn just shakes his head and orders them off and allows Elijah to take the Sword despite his curse. The plague miraculously begins tapering off and the peace between Magog and Madai and the evacuation of their forces from the occupied islands of Magog begins.

Post self-deleted by Langenia.

Mancille wrote:All nations that do not recognise DEAREST LEADER as their eternal master deserve to be culled

"PLEASE INFORM HUMAN PROCESSING CENTER OF NATIONS IN DEFIANCE OF DEAREST LEADER.. .... ... ERROR: CONCEPT 'DEFIANCE OF DEAREST LEADER' DOES NOT COMPUTE. GLORY TO DEAREST LEADER."
- Mainframe Alpha

Rock paper scissors with my cat

who else listens to thundercat

New legislation at vote in the General Assembly of the WA. Public Access To Court Records is currently on the floor. Matonis has long ago abolished the court system due to its inefficiencies, and as such, I will be voting AGAINST this measure.

Menta Lee-IL wrote:LET THEM ROT UNDER THAT BUFFOON'S LEADERSHIP, WE WON'T SPEND AN IOTA OF ENERGY HELPING OUT THAT FAILED BRANCH OF THE FAMILY!!!!!!

OOC: No clue, I never thought far into the story haha, I don't role play really so it's not something I prioritized. *shrug*

Dearest Leader, forgive me if I am starting to sound like an annoyance. I am by no means superior to you. But would you mind if I invaded North Korea simply because I'm bored (and want more experience for my military)? HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!

I decided to take up the ol' NS tradition of running a country in a way that is just plain evil. The 'citizens' of Qitachl shall become my hapless slaves. Let the reign of tyranny and oppression commence!
Hail Menta Lee-Il!

Matonis wrote:New legislation at vote in the General Assembly of the WA. Public Access To Court Records is currently on the floor. Matonis has long ago abolished the court system due to its inefficiencies, and as such, I will be voting AGAINST this measure.

Qitachl still retained a conventional judicial system, but I'm the only judge. One might think that this would make for quite the workload, but I decide the verdict for all cases by how I'm feeling that day. It's all a lot easier that way.

The Security Council of the WA is now voting to Condemn Noahs Second Country. Any nation that does not praise our DEAREST LEADER is most certainly worthy of a condemnation. I will vote FOR this proposal.

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