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The Most Primitive in Quito

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Quito is ranked 11,388^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Heth Ge Taec	Anarchy	“Home Sweet Home”
2.	The State of Navassa Light	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Light”
3.	The Queen's State of Hault	Corporate Bordello	“Getting By”
4.	The State of Zukumura	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Far Lost Tribe”
5.	The District of Sugar Boyz	Conservative Democracy	“O Land of Beauty”
6.	The State of Jamie Flanz	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Daring to try”
7.	The District of Quito Villa	Anarchy	“Community”
8.	The State of Agrippia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Aurum aguila prima dinarius”