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Patek phillippe

No one:
Literally no one EVER:
Barlomia:

Barlomia wrote:With or Without, not yes or no

North frasia

Patek phillippe wrote:No one:
Literally no one EVER:
Barlomia:

Very funny, those things don't make any sense

Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe

Barlomia wrote:Very funny, those things don't make any sense

No, you just don't even associate with memes at all by the looks of it. What shall we do with him Dredson & Atheris?

Dredson

Patek phillippe

30 days left in Barlomia's reign as WA delegate, hmm thats interesting.

Dredson

Here it is, the SEMI-FINALS edition. Did your team make it to the grand final?

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RPL WEEKLY
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ROUND HEADLINES

Welcome to the semi-finals of the final season of the RPL! We have many exciting matchups ahead, namely the North Frasian Gunmen taking on the Liamopolis Imperials. Read on to find out more.

Rhine media is shutting down. This is the last season of the RPL.

In other news, I would greatly appreciate if you sent a puppet over to New Protection Coalition, We have a roleplay made and run by Ivorica and are looking for nations to help start a government or just roleplay with us.

RPL DIVISION 1 RESULTS

SEMI FINAL 1: Liamopolis Imperials were defeated by North Frasian Gunmen
In a stunning upset, the Gunmen have knocked off the Imperials, many people’s favourite to go back to back in the grand final. By the first half, the Gunmen were already up 2 goals. The real action started during the second half when the Imperials immediately kicked back to bring the score to 1:2 the Gunmen’s way. The Gunmen tried their best to hold back the onslaught from the Imperials and took the game all the way until the last 5 minutes, when the Imperials snuck another goal into the Gunmen’s net. The last 5 minutes was a nailbiting stalemate in the middle of the ground. The umpires called for 15 minutes of extra time, but the Gunmen only needed 10 to go 1 up on the Imperials. They won the match and you could see the devastation on the crowd and Imperials players.

FINAL SCORE: Liamopolis Imperials (2) were defeated by North Frasian Gunmen (3) to host the Grand Final



MATCH 2: Patek Phillippean Fire defeated Atletico Luez
In what comes as little surprise to any follower of the RPL, the Fire have finished off Atletico Luez in what will go down as the greatest out of the 4 RPL semi finals ever played. Patek Phillippe ended the first half 3 points down with the score standing at 0:3 (Luez’s way). The Fire must have eaten something spicy at their half time break because they managed to put 3 shots behind the Luez goalie. With 10 minutes left, the score was tied at 3 all. Everyone watching the match live had their heads in their hands, anticipating a thrilling finish. With 2 minutes left, the Fire went on a run. They managed to score and book their place in the final with an excellent header into the corner of the goals. You could see how much it meant to the Fire players, who have managed to go one further than last season as they jumped into a team huddle while the fireworks went off and the national anthem blasted over the stadium speakers in New Patek City.

FINAL SCORE: Patek Phillippean Fire (4) defeated Atletico Luez (3) to progress to the Grand Final



FOX CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
SEMI FINAL 1: Cretanjan Eagles defeated Wolves FC
In what comes as a surprise to literally nobody who follows the FOX Championship, the Eagles have moved on to the grand final and will host it as well. The Wolves fought gallantly here but were outskilled by a dominant Eagles side. The Wolves have done well to score a goal here as most of the game was just them getting smashed by the Eagles strikers. It seems the Eagles have taken this win for granted, or they are just extremely reserved in celebrations.

FINAL SCORE: Cretanjan Eagles (4) defeated Wolves FC (1) to host the Grand Final



SEMI FINAL 2: Cypress Scorpions defeated Dracarya FC
A rematch from round 8 with no change in the result: a win for the Scorpions. The Scorpions will now move to the grand final to play the dominant Eagles for the championship. In all honesty, Dracarya were pretty unlucky to lose this match, they had more shots on target (7 to Cypress’ 5) and played a cleaner match (the Scorpions had 3 yellow cards and 1 red to Dracarya’s 1 yellow). Well played to the Scorpions here though, they won in the end and they were one of only 2 teams not to lose to the Eagles this season, that should make for some good viewing Thursday night.

FINAL SCORE: Cypress Scorpions (3) defeated Dracarya FC (1) to progress to the Grand Final

A WORD FROM THE RHINE MEDIA CEO

There you have it, the RPL and FOX Championship are left with one match each. It is slightly ironic that the FOX Championship starts and will end with a match between the Cretanjan Eagles and Cypress Scorpions. The RPL grand final between the two quiet achievers of this season looks set to be an absolute thriller. My prediction is that the Gunmen will take it out in a penalty shootout, but don’t count the Fire out of this.

As you should all probably know by now, RHINE MEDIA is finishing up. This Friday (19th), will be our last day. Before then we plan on doing 2 more daily headlines (Rhinians) to get our overall total of headlines up to 65 and possibly 1 more interview (this is open to anyone, please contact us if you are willing). On the 19th, we will release the Grand Final edition of RPL Weekly and our 2nd daily headline. Thank you to everyone who reads these, some have garnered around 80 views!

Thanks Again, and don’t forget to send a puppet over to New Protection Coalition!
Patek phillippe
CEO of Rhine media


Rhine media is proudly owned and run by Patek phillippe


Patek phillippe, Barlomia, North frasia, The liamese empire, Sammona, Castleon, Cypress1840, Balticonia, Visegard toronto, Scholars of diplomacy, Atheris

Patek phillippe Barlomia The liamese empire Luez Sammona Free city of rigia Ravkania North frasia Cypress1840 The black party New atos Anchurie Nueva longhornia Erickt Katastrofeis Dracarya Balticonia Snowylan
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North frasia

Patek phillippe wrote:No, you just don't even associate with memes at all by the looks of it. What shall we do with him Dredson & Atheris?

IM NOT PART OF THIS!
Jumps out of the window!

Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe wrote:30 days left in Barlomia's reign as WA delegate, hmm thats interesting.

I left myself the option to not resign, and I will continue to consider my future as WA Delegate in this region

Scholars of diplomacy and Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe

Dredson wrote:IM NOT PART OF THIS!
Jumps out of the window!

What? How dare you. You are the reason we discovered Barlomia's lack of culture.

Barlomia wrote:I left myself the option to not resign, and I will continue to consider my future as WA Delegate in this region

But I would be a much better delegate, that isn't fair! You are already PM.

Scholars of diplomacy

Thanks to whoever tried to hack my account, I have suspicions as to who it is

Scholars of diplomacy and Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe

Barlomia wrote:Thanks to whoever tried to hack my account, I have suspicions as to who it is

It was me lol. I thought I might give you a scare. Did it work?

Scholars of diplomacy

Patek phillippe

Righto. Rahambia packed up and left for Texas. That probably had something to do with me not being able to keep his account alive for him.

Patek phillippe wrote:It was me lol. I thought I might give you a scare. Did it work?

Well it does not surprise me in the least

Scholars of diplomacy and Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe

Barlomia wrote:Well it does not surprise me in the least

Why not?

The liamese empire

Patek phillippe wrote:30 days left in Barlomia's reign as WA delegate, hmm thats interesting.

Barlomia is the eternal delegate.

Patek phillippe

The liamese empire

I'm not even mad that North Frasia won

North frasia and Patek phillippe

The liamese empire wrote:I'm not even mad that North Frasia won

It was a hard fought battle against the Imperials, let's see if the Gunmen can bring home a win! (I'm looking at you, Patek.)

The liamese empire and Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe wrote:No, you just don't even associate with memes at all by the looks of it. What shall we do with him Dredson & Atheris?

what do you want

Patek phillippe

also WOOOO GO PATEK PHILLIPPEAN FIRE

Patek phillippe

Patek phillippe

The liamese empire wrote:Barlomia is the eternal delegate.

I guess he will be overthrown eventually.

North frasia wrote:It was a hard fought battle against the Imperials, let's see if the Gunmen can bring home a win! (I'm looking at you, Patek.)

But why are you looking at me. You need to look at the simulator.

Atheris wrote:what do you want

Barlomia has brought shame upon the region with his lack of culture

Dredson

Patek phillippe

Wouldnt it be funny if the gunmen went from the spoon to the trophy

Dredson and North frasia

Post self-deleted by Scholars of diplomacy.

The liamese empire

Patek phillippe wrote:Wouldnt it be funny if the gunmen went from the spoon to the trophy

That's what we wanna see

Patek phillippe

Apologies for not posting a debate yesterday. I had a problem trying to find a debate to talk about. Luckily I finally found one:

"Do you believe floating communities could be a viable concept that could be put into practice?"

Engineering: https://www.engineering.com/BIM/ArticleID/18941/UN-Brings-Back-Controversial-Floating-City-Concept.aspx
Nat. Geo.: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/2019/04/floating-cities-could-ease-global-housing-crunch-says-un/

Also, my condolences to the French nation who has suffered the burning of Our Lady Notre Dame today.

Barlomia, Dredson, Velemont, and Patek phillippe

Condolences to the people of France and Paris, it is a tragedy to see such a beautiful piece of history and architecture get destroyed so quickly.
Notre Dame will come back we all hope

Free city of rigia, The liamese empire, Scholars of diplomacy, North frasia, and 3 othersVelemont, Sammona, and Patek phillippe

The liamese empire

Barlomia wrote:Condolences to the people of France and Paris, it is a tragedy to see such a beautiful piece of history and architecture get destroyed so quickly.
Notre Dame will come back we all hope

Not only that but it's a tragedy for the entire Catholic and greater Christian world as a whole.

Free city of rigia, Barlomia, North frasia, Sammona, and 1 otherPatek phillippe

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