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Post by Uzbekistan 2 suppressed by Interstellar psychedelia.

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees.

We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?
- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?

- Out there.
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys!
- This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny.
- Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't.
- Have some.

- No, I can't.
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where?
- These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do?
- Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks!
- Yeah.

All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well...
- Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that
down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.

You don't have
enough food of your own?

- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done?
- Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you?
- He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt.
- No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello.
- Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

- Frosting...
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.

I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.

It's important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No.
- I couldn't hear you.

- No.
- No.

Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They're very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury's on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist.

Right. Well, here's to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken!
- Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.

I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There's a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.

That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That's just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I'm going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing.
- Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...

Yeah.

Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.

Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.

- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We're friends.

- Good friends?
- Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...

...bedbug?

I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.

I...

I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

- Why?
- The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.

They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now...

Now I can't.

I don't understand
why they're not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me?
- This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They're all wilting.

Doesn't look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That's our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
That's why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.

Actually, it's completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.

- Bees.
- Park.

- Pollen!
- Flowers.

- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It's real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.

Bee!

Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?

Don't move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

It's got giant wings, huge engines.

I can't fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

They've done enough damage.

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air!
- Got it.

- Stand by.
- We're going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.

That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover?
- Forget hover.

This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell.

I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.

It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don't know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow.
- Hello.

All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.

- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.

Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You've earned this.

Yeah!

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.

I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I'm late.

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

All right, now.
I'm just heading to the fields, Duke.
I'll be back.
Clear!
Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?
Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day.
Well, time to go to work.
Morning, Ben.
Thanks, Miles.
Let me know if you see Otis.
I'm staying out of that one.
- Okay, meeting's in five minutes.
- Okay, boss.
And I want everyone present.
Duke, have you seen Otis?
Nope, I haven't seen him.
Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.
The Jersey cows.
- Hey, Benny boy.
- Hi.
Hey, you seen Otis around?
Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.
You boys just steer clear
of Otis, all right?
Anything you say there, Ben.
We'll take a rain check
on the meeting, though.
- Yeah, rain check.
- Yeah, that. Check.
Hey.
Hey, I stepped in something.
What's on my hoof?
Etta?
- Otis?
- Oh, Ben, don't worry.
I'm sure he's heading
for the meeting right now.
Okay, let go. Let go. I got it.
- He said, "Let go."
- All right. He's okay.
All right, boys, here's the dealio.
It's a little creation of mine
I like to call "hill surfing."
- Watch your hoof.
- I'll spot you. I'll spot you.
Are you sure this is safe, Otis?
Peck! Come on, safe?
It's completely safe!
Since when isn't surfing safe?
He's got a point.
Okay, salt lick.
- It's go time!
- I'll try it. I'm down.
- Shotgun!
- Piggyback!
Never! You are all gonna die.
- Freddy?
- Nothing.
Wait a second. Photo op.
Okay, get together!
- Hey, Pig?
- What?
- Where'd you get that apple?
- This apple?
Oh, well,
it originally was attached to this.
Otis?
What? What? What happened?
You know, it's times like this
when I really like to say...
Oh, caca!
You didn't do that!
Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!
Please, no one scream, "Tree!"
Tree!
Let's surf!
Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!
Otis? Are we supposed to
not yell, "Rock"?
We got a gusher!
Chicken farm!
Oh, I get it.
We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",
but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."
Morning, everyone.
Okay, before we get started,
we have a birthday.
Everett the dog turned 13 today.
Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?
Also, remember it's...
Whassup?
Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably
looking for an explanation regarding
the exploded chicken on me,
and the sticky black... The oil stuff.
You are gonna love this! I'll tell you...
You the most, because
you, my friend, are a laugher.
And every...
- Didn't we all know that? Right?
- Just take a seat.
I'll... I'll take a seat.
Cool.
Oh, sorry about that.
Little tight.
As I was saying,
remember tonight at the hoedown,
it's free cider night.
Hey. Hey, Pig,
I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.
That's not dead.
Okay, the first matter at hand:
Gray market goods.
As if I needed to say it again.
The purchase of human articles
from the gopher underground
is strictly prohibited.
Hello, Moto!
Hey, Otis.
Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
Hang on a second. Frankie, come here.
Frankie, come here.
No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not
gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.
I told you never to do that again,
as long as I live!
Now, put it over there! Now!
Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.
Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?
Yeah. Yeah, I really should go,
Mr. Jordan Air.
Wrong number.
Thank you.
Second item.
Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.
That's right.
These are ruthless
and desperate creatures.
Rule number one: Stay in groups.
Rule number two: Stay inside
the perimeter of the fence at all times.
And number three: Be careful out there.
Okay, let's hit it.
And leaving quickly. Walking out.
Walking out. Step, step, step wider...
Otis, why don't you stick around
for a minute?
He's scary. Bye.
Okay, Miles. What do you think?
I think you're lucky.
Most cows only have four hooves,
but you're gonna have an extra one
right up your...
Okay, that's nice. Dad!
- Sit.
- And I'm sitting.
Okay. First off,
I don't even want to know
who was on the other end of that phone.
- It was the gophers, wasn't it?
- Well, I...
No, I don't want to know.
Was it the gophers?
- Here's...
- No, don't. I don't want to know.
Why do you do this to me?
How do you think that makes me look?
So this... This is about you?
Where were you this morning, Otis?
I was having a little fun.
I mean, you should try it.
It starts with a smile,
then slowly builds and...
You promised to help me
with the brush around the fence.
You know it's coyote season.
Geez, coyotes. I don't get it.
What's the big deal? They're coyotes.
Them tiny, us big!
What are they gonna do?
You have a lot to learn.
And you know what,
I don't get the fence thing.
Really, it can't keep them out.
That fence defines our space.
And as long as I'm still kicking,
no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.
Okay, that's what you do. You.
Okay, if you're trying to groom me
to be the big leader,
just give it up. It's not me, Pop.
I mean, if I were in charge,
things would be different.
Every animal for himself.
That's the way it should be.
Otis.
A strong man stands up for himself.
A stronger man stands up for others.
Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.
- And your shift tonight?
- I'll be there.
Otis, you're gonna have to
grow up one day.
You'll never be happy
if you spend all your time goofing off.
No? Just watch me.
Manabunga!
Freddy, is this great or what?
Oh, yeah.
I could just eat your head right off!
I mean... You know, it's fun up here.
Pip?
I'd go with the wood on this one.
That's what I'm talking about!
Sweet mama!
Hey, there's animals over there!
Nice shoes.
Oh, doctor!
What a game we have here today!
Yeah!
He got the ball on the 30.
He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...
It's a touchdown!
Yeah!
Bacon!
Hamburger!
Chorizo!
- Filet!
- What are you doing?
I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat
to the animal I'm jumping on.
Machaca!
Pork chops!
Rump roast!
You know what?
You don't need to be doing this.
Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!
Hi, Oaty.
Hey, Maddie. Looking good over there.
Chubba Face, you crazy cow.
Say, "I'm smooshy."
I am smooshy.
Okay, now you.
Say, "Boy, is it windy."
Boy, is it windy.
My turn, my turn.
- Okay, chick. Just run along now.
- Bye, Oaty.
All righty.
Hey, who is she?
They just showed up.
Farmer took them in.
Thank you, Farmer.
Yeah, something happened
with their herd.
They're the only two that made it.
She needs a friend.
Wait, wait, wait!
Excuse me, but I couldn't help
notice you over there.
Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...
- Pregnant?
- Yeah, sure. I mean...
Really? 'Cause, I mean,
it isn't that noticeable, you know.
I mean, especially when you
stand straight on,
and you don't look at it.
You know, when you turn to the side,
it gets a little lumpy.
I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.
I'm... I'm Otis.
Back off, Daisy.
There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.
No, that's just me,
the contortion mouse.
C!
X!
N!
- Q!
- Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.
Look, I just wanted to welcome you
to the barnyard.
I'm sure that you and your...
Not looking. The key word, "not".
Work with me. Not looking.
This is my friend, Bessy.
Yeah, she's a cupcake.
- It was nice to meet you, Otis.
- Yeah, too you.
You know what? Switch those.
Oh, boy.
There's nothing for you there,
but I kind of like her friend.
He's out!
All clear! Sweet!
Now, every heifer, every cow
Hold tight to your udders now
Farmer Brown is bedding down
Let's turn this barn into funky town
Chickens on the left
Dance with your neighbor
Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table
Try to go easy on the manure
It's a dance floor, not a sewer
Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go, do-si-do
Put this thing on hot!
Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
You better hold on tight and pray
You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
Darling, you better run
'Cause I won't hold back them horses
Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
We will rumble and tumble
Night and day
Here we go again
Come grab your friend
Shake him up, shake him down
Try to get a good blend
Here we go, do-si-do
Here we go
- First you hold on tight
- Hold on tight
- Then you dance all night
- Dance all night
Hit the hay!
Better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
You better hold on tight and pray
You better hold on tight
When we go hitting the hay
Hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
We will rumble and tumble
Night and day
We'll go hitting the hay
We'll go hitting the hay
With our backsides shaking
We'll go hitting the hay
Wow! This is amazing.
What you looking at?
What? You want some of this?
Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.
Sit right here, honey.
The flowers are beautiful.
See? On time, just like I...
Right.
Cramp! That's a cramp!
Oh, it's cramping!
And release.
- Hello, Son.
- Dad,
I've been thinking,
and I'm willing to accept your apology.
- Really?
- Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...
Okay.
I don't mean to let you down, Pop.
I'm just out trying to have some fun.
It's a beautiful night.
I remember when I used to
sit out here with your sister.
- I don't have a sister.
- Oh, yeah.
That was you, wasn't it?
Thank you, all right.
So, are we okay?
- We're okay.
- Great.
See, 'cause I wanted
to ask you something.
My friends are all going
to the barn tonight,
and not that it matters either way to me,
but evidently, I'm needed.
I'm a sort of an integral part
of a musical number.
Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know?
But they were just so...
I told them, "My dad's not gonna
wanna cover my shift.
"I mean, it's my shift, not his.
It isn't his!" You know?
"I don't want to be selfish.
What's mine is mine, and..."
What do you think?
Otis...
I never thought
I was gonna amount to much.
I certainly didn't think
I'd be in charge of anything.
But that all changed one day.
It was the day you showed up.
I head out into the meadow
and I see this little baby calf all alone,
stumbling around.
You know,
before you became a nightmare.
Well, I took you home that night,
and I know it doesn't sound possible,
but I looked up into the sky
and I would have swore
I saw the stars dance.
At that moment,
I knew my place was here,
taking care of things.
I guess you helped me realize that.
I love you, Son.
- You still want to go, don't you?
- Yeah, I really do.
Not that your stuff... You know, the stuff
you're saying isn't nifty and everything...
No one says "nifty".
I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes
even "swifty." I'll say that.
Very impressive.
Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.
Thanks, Pop. You're the best.
- Otis?
- Yeah?
Be the stronger man.
Yeah. Yeah, that's
that saying thing, right?
"A strong man stands up for himself.
"A stronger man can
bridge the gap between..."
Got it locked in the vault.
See? I learn.
Mr. Boombastic
What you want is a boombastic
Romantic, fantastic lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Romantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me in me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro...
Smooth
Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!
Whassup? Milk me!
Hey, babe.
My barn. That's right, my barn.
You're late. Come on.
He's a real winner, that one.
Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.
Lay down in my Jacuzzi
and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear
is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm-mmm
And have some sweet pillow talk
I'm Boombastic, really fantastic
Mr. Boom Boom Boom Boom
Give it up for the one and only,
Biggy Cheese!
We're gonna have some fun
tonight, y'all.
Hey, Buck.
Get your hooves off the stage.
You ain't in show business.
What, were you raised in a barn?
Well, you're a good horse. Okay...
What you looking at, Turkey?
Somebody pass me
the cranberry sauce.
Dead turkey walking.
We all gonna die,
but we don't know the date.
We know your date, Thanksgiving!
Okay, to kick things off tonight,
I got a special treat.
Back by popular demand.
Ladies, this one's for you.
Our own Otis and the Crew!
Well, down on the farm
Where they all ask for you
Parties all hours of the night.
What is that farmer up to?
You know what?
- I'm gonna call someone.
- Oh, leave him be.
Well, I'll just call whoever I want,
whenever I want to.
That's exactly what I'll do.
Because I know
what a rave is, Mr. Lump.
"I'm going to sit and watch TV
and be a lump."
Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.
They all ask for you
They all ask for you
Down on the farm
They all ask for you
I'll check it.
It's all right. Calm down.
It's just the pizza guy.
I'm on it.
Watch out. I got it. I got it.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
Thanks. You want change?
No, keep it.
So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas.
Well, yes.
We're having a big human party.
Just a party. A big one.
With us celebrating our humanness.
- Dude, I love parties! Can I...
- No.
Okay. Well, then, I'll see you.
Ouch!
My arm fell off.
My fake arm, I mean.
Wow, I am so sorry about that.
- Do you need any help?
- No, I don't like help.
It's just against my religion.
I'm a Nohelpian.
Cool, I'm a Lutheran.
What about this?
You know what? You keep it.
It's dirty now.
Really? All right.
Dude, I got a arm!
Yeah! Righteous!
Well, I won't back down
No, I won't back down
You can stand me up
at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
Gonna stand my ground
Won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world
from dragging me down
Gonna stand my ground
Good evening, ladies.
Sorry to call on you
so late in the evening,
but we did have a previous engagement.
Now, we're gonna take six of you.
Anyone makes a sound,
we don't mind the extra company.
Boys, take your pick.
You won't be taking any hens tonight.
And you're gonna stop us?
Is that what's gonna happen?
Are you gonna stop us, hen?
How are you gonna do that?
No, he is.
Ben. How are you, Ben?
We would've said hello,
had we seen you.
Put the hen down, Dag.
Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.
We're just doing a little courting,
that's all.
You know how much we like the hens.
You know me, ladykiller.
You have us
at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben.
There's six of us,
and only one old, fat you.
Oh, baby! Party time!
Otis!
Otis!
Otis! Otis!
It's Ben.
Oh, no. No, no.
Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.
All right now, Otis. Just lift.
Ten and two. Ten and two.
Not like that. Now lift, and two.
You dog!
Come here, fisherman.
What do we do now? Who's gonna
protect us from the coyotes?
Anybody got a pistol?
Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?
Let's get this meeting started.
- Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?
- That's what the meeting's about.
The meeting's about
finding someone to run the meeting?
Is that a good idea?
We should take a meeting about it.
Someone has to do this.
We don't have Ben.
Therefore, I would like
to nominate myself.
Dogs are... Listen to me.
Dogs are watchful,
they're loyal, and very protective.
And they lick themselves.
I don't want a leader who licks himself.
- Me, neither.
- That's nasty.
I can't even reach mine.
I don't do that.
Anymore.
One time, I was bored,
lonely, and a little snackish.
Yeah, I saw you drink
out of a toilet once.
- Hey, you drink potty water.
- You drink potty water!
My bowl was empty, my friend.
Come on, we're getting off track here.
Duke, with all respect,
I think there are certain traits
that would make you unqualified
to be leader.
Yeah, such as?
Your point?
Hey, come on, I do that for fun,
not 'cause I have to. Go on!
So, big deal. I fetch balls.
One little flaw.
This doesn't mean anything.
All right, all right, let's take a vote.
Come on, let's take a vote here.
All those in favor
of me being the new leader.
Those opposed?
- Can you see my hand?
- Listen now, listen up.
You all know that Ben always
intended for Otis to take his place.
All right, Otis is in charge.
I second that motion. Sweet!
Here we go.
Try and catch me.
Stay in line.
Maddie, we don't want to lose you.
Oh, I think that would be just fine.
Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!
Hey, Maddie, now really isn't a good...
What are you doing?
Would you stop? Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...
- Oh, goodness gracious.
- What is it? What is it?
Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?
You got hit with a soccer ball.
I thought I'd be the first
to congratulate you, Otis.
- You're in charge now.
- I'm what?
Miles, I am not in charge, okay?
I don't do "In charge".
- This is not my responsibility.
- I hear you.
But you were elected fair and square.
Congratulations, boss.
Hey!
Have you all lost your mind?
It's daylight.
The Farmer's gonna be back.
This is so off limits.
Come on, Otis,
I know your weak spot.
Wild Mike!
- What?
- Wild Mike.
Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
- Wild Mike.
- I'm not doing this, okay?
- There's no way this is happening.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
- Everybody just get back to your...
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
- Return to your designated quadrants.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
- This is ridiculous!
- Wild Mike!
I'm not gonna dance
just because you're getting Wild Mike.
- Pip, help me out here.
- Wild Mike. Wild Mike.
You can't fight it, Otis.
You're a born party animal.
Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!
Let's boogie!
We're heading for the West
Not heading for the East
We're gonna live our dream
'Cause we're wild and free
Look at that freaky thing.
What kind of animal is that?
I don't know, but he sure can dance.
I say, let's kill it.
Give me that piece of wood over there.
Sweet legs! Get the sweet legs!
I got the sweet legs!
Moo?
What did you do that for?
What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
You could have killed him!
I got a pulse.
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
This is so bad.
Baaad.
Everybody, just calm down.
Just calm down, all right?
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What?
Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
That does not apply to this.
This is a totally, situationally
different suspect.
Hey, whoa, no.
- We gotta ditch the body.
- Stop it!
He knows too much.
We gotta take care of him.
- We gotta whack him.
- There will be no whacking, okay?
The Farmer's a good guy.
He's been good to us.
He's a vegan, God bless him.
And what is a vegan, again?
I know this one.
No, I got it. It means
you can't eat anything with a face.
No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.
Vegetarians have to eat
in the dark, right?
That's a vampire. Come on.
You can't eat cheese?
It's not just cheese.
Vegans can't have any dairy products.
- Cake?
- Cake has egg products.
But you can't have any dairy.
No dairy? I love dairy.
Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
I love the smell of bacon.
There, I said it.
Would you not do that?
It's not like we have a lot of options.
Boy, that's a doozy.
That thing's bigger than me.
Push it.
- He wakes up, you got my back, right?
- Yeah.
Come on. Come on.
Okay, watch this. Off his nose,
on the belly, on the floor. Check it.
Book.
Okay, now.
He was sitting here, he was reading.
- Something fell on his head, and...
- I got it.
Too light.
Couldn't cause a bump like that.
I bet it could.
Would you cut it out?
We need something bigger.
Can I have the apple?
What's with the look?
He's buying it.
He's not buying it.
He's buying it.
He's not buying it.
No, he's buying it.
Will you stop doing that?
Well, unless you get him a blindfold,
I'm going to kick him!
Okay, let's go.
There. See? Good as new.
I'll tell you,
this being in charge thing isn't so tough.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Yeah, hi. Hey, there.
Having a good day? Yeah.
So, this was Otis's idea?
Oh, yeah.
We're like the second line of defense.
We see or hear anything suspicious,
and I just signal Otis with a crow.
And I've really been
working on it. Listen.
Well, you know, in the moment,
it'll be really strong.
But for now, we just stand watch.
Yeah, watch.
Come and get it!
Freddy, you okay?
Boneless white meat!
What? I'm not hungry!
I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...
Thing... You...
What happened? What? What? What?
Okay, quick little once
around the barnyard, then, hello, party!
Hey, look at this.
It's our new inside connection.
Congrats, Otis.
Oh, will you look at that?
Don't wake up the cow.
That's called cowtipping.
Oh, that so steams me!
Man, I wish I could get
a hold of that little... I would...
Hey, I'm in charge, right?
Oh, we are so talking.
Are we not talking?
- Talking the talk and walking the walk.
- Walkie-talkie, huh?
Let's go.
Then I said, "That's called cowtipping."
I hear music over there again.
Do you hear music?
That farmer's out of control.
We should call someone.
We should call someone.
- I smell buttermilk.
- Shut up! Shut up!
- What's that smell?
- Stop it! Stop it!
Randall, there is a cow outside.
This is a cow farm.
You're gonna find cows outside.
No, I mean right outside.
Right outside this house,
looming like a ghost. Like a reaper.
No, cows don't like houses much.
They prefer it out in the meadow,
where they can get a graze on.
Nathan Randall the Third,
I am not crazy.
I am medicated
for a chemical imbalance.
Don't you sit there
and think that I am crazy.
Your mind's gone, woman.
Where'd it go? I don't know.
It's gone.
- Oh geez, you're on my foot again.
- Sorry.
This is so sweet.
This is so wicked sweet.
I love the new you, Otis.
Okay, lgg,
you remember how to do this?
- Oh, he remembers.
- I remember.
- Yeah, he remembers.
- He's remembering.
Right now.
Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming.
Here is a first.
Otis joining us on a joyride.
- That's the animal sin of sins, huh?
- "Sin of sins," I like that.
Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?
It's right here.
- Show it. Show it.
- It's right here.
- Show it.
- It's right here.
- Show it.
- It's right there.
We're rebels! We're rebels!
We're the wildest!
There they are.
- Too bad we can't go in there.
- Yeah.
Breaks my heart.
Now remember, honey, I told you,
we can't be staying out this late
on a school night.
"We can't be staying out late."
Whatever. I'll do what I want.
Do what I want, when I want,
'cause I want to do it.
You've come to the wrong place.
- What is that?
- I'm lactose intolerant.
- Oh, man.
- Here we go. I know.
- One, two...
- Yeah.
Two, yeah.
Moo!
That's called boytipping!
- Let's get out of here!
- Come on, move it!
Let me out!
Okay, go!
Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.
Never go to meadows.
Treat cows nicely.
Okay, no more Red Bull.
Put crowns on our heads,
'cause we are the kings!
Did you see his face?
- Price...
- Less.
- Price...
- Less.
- Pr...
- Ice...
Less.
A toast! To a new world order.
We are calling the shots now!
- Yeah, it's all about us now.
- You've got that right, Otis.
Nothing can touch us.
Oh, man! Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
- Man, oh, man!
Let me out! You gotta let me out!
Pull over to the side of the road.
Oh, no, they're talking to us now.
Pull over! You gotta pull over!
We can't pull over!
Hang on!
What could be worse than this?
What we got here
is probably some teenagers
going out for a joyride
in their mom's car.
Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit,
send them home. You know kids.
Nothing a little strip search
won't cure, yeah.
Is this thing still on?
Is that a camera?
- This is it. Goodbye.
- They're taping Cops.
Mommy! Mooo-mmy!
Hey, relax. We can lose them.
I mean, it's just a car, right?
It's a chopper! It's a chopper!
We're gonna die!
We interrupt this program with
a breaking news story. Police are in...
Would you look at that?
The world is going crazy.
These kids get all hopped up on
Diet Coke and Jolly Ranchers and just...
That's our car!
That was a hoof.
There's a cow in our car! That is a hoof!
Yes, this is Nora Beady.
What do you mean, "What now?"
My car is on TV,
and I think there's a cow in it.
And I saw a cow outside my window.
I think they may be linked.
Don't think I can't call again, Gary.
Oh, that's nice. Good.
They're gonna catch us
and they're gonna dissect us.
We are ditching out!
Two all-beef patties, that's our future!
Out! Run!
- Run!
- Stop touching me!
They're making a run for it. Let's go.
Come on.
This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219.
We've got suspects in sight.
I'm chafing!
Okay. Hurry up, fellows.
They're right over there.
Oh, milk me!
Okay, here we go! Here we go!
Milk me!
Geez, these guys are big.
I see them over there.
Cut it right!
We got them!
Could you guys believe that?
Did you guys see me?
Me, I am fearless, baby.
- Oh, yeah, fear...
- Less.
I think I rolled over my foot.
We left it the same way we found it.
Okay, toodle-oo, Otis.
Same time tomorrow night?
Hey, guys, can you imagine
Ben doing something like that?
- No way. No way.
- We'd be in trouble.
- Trou...
- Ble.
Okay, explain to me exactly
why are we doing this?
Because it's what my dad would do.
Why don't you just go have fun,
all right? I can do this.
No way. We're homeboys.
I'm here with you.
Really, it's all right.
Okay, I tried! Later, dude.
I'll bring you back a drink or something.
Be back.
Come on back, I'm right here.
Mind if I join you?
No. I mean, sure. I no mind you...
Geez, I can't even talk to you!
Hang on a second.
Here. You know, just let me...
No, I can still sit on my own, I think.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, the baby's coming!
What?
I made you jump.
Nice. Nice. Thank you.
I about swallowed my cud.
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- My cud?
- The night.
- Yeah, that, too. Yeah, it's nice.
My dad had a thing about stars.
- Tell me, what was he like?
- My pop?
He was amazing.
Bigger than life, you know?
Funny, we're not even related.
He found me and he took me in.
I never thought about it before,
but everything he did was for me.
He's the only family I've ever known.
The last time we talked,
he told me that the night he found me
he looked up into the sky
and he said that the stars...
God, I miss him.
What about you?
I mean, if that's too personal, you know.
If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...
You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.
Okay.
Well, where do I start?
I was married, and life was good.
Yeah. It seems like
forever ago now, but...
One day, a bad storm rolled in.
Bessy and I were in the meadow
and we found a place on high ground.
But when we went home,
well, everyone was gone.
You know what I think?
I think some good things are gonna
start happening to you and me.
What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
Hey, you're Ben's kid.
Otis, right?
So they left you in charge?
Oh, that's precious.
You thought you could fill his shoes?
Otis, where were you?
Were you off having fun?
Laughing with your barnyard buddies?
Yeah, you could have made a difference
had you been there for him,
but you weren't. Were you?
Okay, from here on out,
this is the way it's gonna work.
We show up, you look the other way.
A few animals missing here and there.
Hey, it's the natural order of things.
It'll be our little secret.
Oh, and Ben's kid,
if you should think about getting
a sudden burst of courage,
we slaughter every animal in sight.
Now, you go back,
make everyone feel all safe,
and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night.
That's a date.
See you around.
"Round." You're fat.
Hey, Pop.
I wanted to come by and...
Look, you were just a great dad.
You see, I...
I don't know what I was thinking,
but, for a minute, I actually thought
I could take your place.
But those coyotes?
I mean, you'd have stood up to them
and you wouldn't have backed down.
I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.
You know, I know I always said
that I wasn't you, and I'm not.
But I wish I was.
I can't do it, Pop.
I gotta go.
I'm sorry.
And Duke will handle things,
and everything will be fine.
Wait. What are you talking about?
Could you just not say anything?
Okay, I don't want to make
a big thing about this.
Hey, everybody!
Otis is leaving the barnyard!
- What's going on?
- I don't believe it.
Oat, seriously,
I mean, you and me,
we're like best friends.
No, Pip. It's over!
I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop.
Continue your day.
Come on, Otis, we'll do what you say.
That's the point.
I don't want you to do what I say.
I don't want any of you
to have to listen to me.
Don't listen to him!
Stop doing what I say!
Okay, so what you're saying is,
you'll stay if we don't do what you say.
Dead bee.
Thanks.
Again, alive.
Duke, you're in charge.
Get the dogs together.
You guys can handle things
better than I ever could.
Sure, Otis. If you say.
I've got my own life to lead, all right?
I don't belong here anymore.
- Hi.
- Hey.
What happened, Otis?
Oh, please don't say, "Nothing."
Look, it's complicated.
If you're hurting, let me help.
I'd like to help.
You know what happened?
I froze. Okay?
Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off.
I couldn't do anything.
They're gonna come back tonight,
and I can't protect anyone.
Everyone here, they all trust me.
And I can't protect a single one of them.
Otis, the best leader
isn't the biggest or the strongest.
The best leader is the one
who cares the most.
Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy.
That's a really nice thought.
I'll tell you one thing.
I am really going to miss Bessy.
Okay. If this is what you have to do,
I understand.
But I just want you to know one thing.
Even if you do leave, I believe in you.
Otis! Otis!
All right, Peck, take it easy.
What's the matter?
They took... We got to... Come on!
I found him, guys!
Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.
They took Etta, Hanna,
maybe six, seven others, I don't know.
They've never come
during the day before.
They knew I wouldn't be
expecting them until tonight.
They played me.
- What?
- Nothing.
Otis, they took Maddie.
Those coyotes are strong.
What?
The coyotes, they're strong.
I was just wondering
what a stronger man might do.
- You'll look after things?
- Be proud to.
I'll be back.
- I'm going, too.
- No, Pip, stay here.
You can't do this alone.
They could kill you.
Yeah, I guess they could.
It's nice that you ladies
could join us this evening.
Thank you for being so patient.
We prefer dining at night.
You're a wonderful species.
I love chicken.
My favorite part is the skin.
You're a big meanie.
- What?
- You're a meaner.
Meaner, meaner.
Meaners got to eat, too.
Leave her alone.
This one's mine.
Cook her while I have the little one
for an appetizer.
You know, because I'm a meaner.
Put the chick down, Dag.
- Otis!
- Oaty!
We suddenly got a burst of courage,
did we?
Okay. All right.
Well, first, what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna take that chick from you.
Then, while you're picking yourself
up off the ground,
I'm gonna gather up the hens
and I'm gonna leave.
And exactly how do you propose
you're going to do that?
Kill him!
Well, I know what's right
I got just one life
In a world that keeps on
pushing me around
But I'll stand my ground
And I won't back down
Hey, baby
There ain't no easy way out
Hey
I will stand my ground
And I won't back down
Oh, you like that, yeah?
That should do. That should do.
Well, look at the hero.
You thought you could come
into my den?
Now, why don't you lay there and watch
while we eat your friends?
What's this?
A strong man stands up for himself.
A stronger man stands up for others.
This should be fun.
I smell fear.
Shoot! I told you they can smell it!
They can smell it?
Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.
Just stick near me, guys,
and you'll be all right.
Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.
I mean, your regular back.
- Hey!
- Sorry, man.
They're just pellets. I'm nervous.
That's your army?
Something tells me you may want
to take a couple steps back.
Here we come!
- Here comes trou...
- Ble!
- Trou...
- Ble!
- Trou...
- Ble!
Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.
Flip the lid a little bit.
You're mad! You're a pig!
- You're mad!
- Let's do this!
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go right in your ear!
There's a mouse in my ear!
There's a mouse in my ear!
Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!
All right, come on.
Give me your best shot.
Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?
Let me give you a hand.
Yeah, give him the puncher!
Smack him!
Well, well, whatever will I do?
Oh, don't worry,
I got something special for you.
I just love that little guy.
Come on, hurry.
- No!
- Hi!
It tastes like chicken!
Chicken!
Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!
Come here,
you furry, four-legged chickens!
Take it easy, man.
Come on, what you got going?
There's nothing there.
Hey, Otis, look out!
- Behind you!
- Watch out!
Watch out!
Look behind you.
Remember me?
I'm Ben's kid.
Never come back!
- Pip?
- I'd have to go with the iron, man.
Then I said
I was gonna hit him with a stick.
We know. We know.
I heard you say that.
Quite a night, huh?
We took down the coyotes,
Peck learned to crow,
and by the time we get back,
we'll have a new member
of the barnyard running around.
Daisy. She like went into labor
after you left.
- Daisy's...
- She's having her baby, dude.
What you think was gonna happen?
She would just keep getting
bigger or something?
- Is she all right? We've gotta get back.
- Yeah.
Doubtful we'll make it
back in time walking.
I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.
Miles, I've got to be there.
Please remember, mister,
that I am a lady.
When you are with me,
your eyes are on me, not her.
We can call and tell them
where to pick them up.
Car!
Righteous!
Duke, what's happening?
Otis, come on. You know, I think...
I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.
Boy.
Otis, I was so worried.
Worried about what?
I so had that covered.
It's okay, I'm here.
And I'm here for you, too.
Okay, girl, you're doing fine.
Now, just breathe.
Man, that looks like it hurts.
Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.
Well, excuse me for being a pig.
How come nothing's happened yet?
She's gonna be all right, though, huh?
Yeah, like, like...
What if it gets stuck or something?
What? You mean like stuck halfway,
so she'd be a cow and a half?
I didn't say "cow and a half."
Yes, you did. You just did.
- Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?
- I'm not doing this.
No, look.
It's a beautiful little boy.
Go ahead.
He's perfect.
What are you gonna name him?
I was thinking I kind of like
Ben.
Oh, I think that's just great.
Hey, there, little Ben.
Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.
Look at my little buddy.
Here you go.
Hey, Otis, we were all talking,
and we know you may have
other plans, we understand that,
but we really, really appreciate
what you did around here.
And, well, we were wondering,
I don't know,
if maybe you planned
on staying around a little longer?
Freedom is a song
Freedom is a spirit
To take another's hand
I'll just say this,
as long as I'm still kicking,
no animal will be harmed
inside that fence.
High paw!
Hey, all right.
Freedom is a song
Freedom is a spirit
For people who are strong
Freedom is a spirit
Freedom is a land
Freedom is the courage
To take another's hand
I, Nora Beady, am a precious object
and shall treat myself as such.
Gosh, I wonder why...
I forgot to use conditioner or...

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