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The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:STAY IN SCHOOL, DRINK YOUR MILK. BE A RAPSCALLION BUT FAR AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY.

Dorento: Grumpy Grampa talked to me!

Friends: What did he say?

Dorento: `STAY IN SCHOOL, DRINK YOUR MILK. BE A RAPSCALLION BUT FAR AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY.'

Friends: Awesome!

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:DON'T MAKE ME GET MY SHOTGUN.

STAY IN SCHOOL, DRINK YOUR MILK. BE A RAPSCALLION BUT FAR AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY.

The Grumpy Grandpa is an epic guy.
Even in his old age he is very spry.
Do not step on his mighty lawn.
If you do you wonít be home before dawn.
With his century-old bulldog at his side,
He will find you. There is nowhere to hide.
His speeches of wisdom bring everyone together.
Far away from his lawn, no one goes there ever.

Dorento wrote:Dorento: Grumpy Grampa talked to me!

Friends: What did he say?

Dorento: `STAY IN SCHOOL, DRINK YOUR MILK. BE A RAPSCALLION BUT FAR AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY.'

Friends: Awesome!

Schnozzel wrote:The Grumpy Grandpa is an epic guy.
Even in his old age he is very spry.
Do not step on his mighty lawn.
If you do you wonít be home before dawn.
With his century-old bulldog at his side,
He will find you. There is nowhere to hide.
His speeches of wisdom bring everyone together.
Far away from his lawn, no one goes there ever.

YOU'RE ALL BEING TOO NICE. I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU, KIDDOS.

RAPSCALLIONS.

Quick, slip the heavy metal in his hot cocoa while he's distracted by those Rapping Scallions in his veggie garden. 🎶🎵🎶

Please Be Kind and Rewind wrote:Now? 🔥

Versatran wrote:How about now? 🔥🔥

Muahhahah wrote:Would now be appropriate? 🔥🔥🔥

How's about now, dudes? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We could, like, make S'mores and hash cookies around a campfire...whoa! Dem 'shrooms be hittin' right about now. ✌️♥️

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:YOU'RE ALL BEING TOO NICE. I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU, KIDDOS.

RAPSCALLIONS.

Grumpy Grampa has his eyes on us, Shnozzel! Yay!

Altered Natives wrote:Quick, slip the heavy metal in his hot cocoa while he's distracted by those Rapping Scallions in his veggie garden. 🎶🎵🎶

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HEAVY METAL? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS RONNIE JAMES DIO'S GUITARIST.

Invosal wrote:GET OFF MA LAWN

THE RIGHT TO PROTECT ONE'S PRIVATE PROPERTY IS AN UNALIENABLE RIGHT.

Smokestack and Riddlepike wrote:*Remembers to log into this nation in the nick of time*
Phew!

Now what?

Take time to relax, grow a garden with some thyme.
Grab a drink with some lime because itís Pizza Time!

Schnozzel wrote:Take time to relax, grow a garden with some thyme.
Grab a drink with some lime because itís Pizza Time!

PIZZAAA

The Grumpy Grandpa wrote:
THE RIGHT TO PROTECT ONE'S PRIVATE PROPERTY IS AN UNALIENABLE RIGHT.

Invosal wrote:HEAR HEAR

The Grumpy Grandpa can't hear you, Invosal, that old buzzard is stone deaf! 😮

Dorento wrote:COOKIES!!!! But you have to like potatoes more.

Me love da spuds 😋🥔♥️ but nuttin' come close to "Cookie Looove" 🍪❤️🍪
Just ask Alekseandreabot. She know da power!

Muppet Puppet Manager II wrote:Me love da spuds 😋🥔♥️ but nuttin' come close to "Cookie Looove" 🍪❤️🍪
Just ask Alekseandreabot. She know da power!

Simply saying how twisted and wrong you are would be pointless. It would be less effective than simply letting people read your post.

Muahhahah wrote:The Grumpy Grandpa can't hear you, Invosal, that old buzzard is stone deaf! 😮

THAT'S A PADDLIN'.

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