Dorento: Grumpy Grampa talked to me!
Friends: What did he say?
Dorento: `STAY IN SCHOOL, DRINK YOUR MILK. BE A RAPSCALLION BUT FAR AWAY FROM MY PROPERTY.'
The Grumpy Grandpa is an epic guy.
Even in his old age he is very spry.
Do not step on his mighty lawn.
If you do you wonít be home before dawn.
With his century-old bulldog at his side,
He will find you. There is nowhere to hide.
His speeches of wisdom bring everyone together.
Far away from his lawn, no one goes there ever.
How's about now, dudes? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We could, like, make S'mores and hash cookies around a campfire...whoa! Dem 'shrooms be hittin' right about now. ✌️♥️
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HEAVY METAL? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS RONNIE JAMES DIO'S GUITARIST.
THE RIGHT TO PROTECT ONE'S PRIVATE PROPERTY IS AN UNALIENABLE RIGHT.
*Remembers to log into this nation in the nick of time*
Take time to relax, grow a garden with some thyme.
Grab a drink with some lime because itís Pizza Time!
The Grumpy Grandpa can't hear you, Invosal, that old buzzard is stone deaf! 😮