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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 174th Most Nations: 195th Fattest Citizens: 933rd+7
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,023rd Largest Black Market: 1,302nd Rudest Citizens: 1,523rd Most Devout: 1,533rd Most Armed: 1,554th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,677th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,992nd
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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.

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The embassy with The Empire Of Oppression is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Tenebris is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with Bengal Alliance is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with The Republic of Northern Powers is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with URCR Soldier Barracks is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with The Panic Room has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Balugata has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Chum Bucket has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 4 others.Snarky, Social, Surreal, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 66 nations, the 195th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 9,349th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“Ayo, we made it!”
2.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
3.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
4.The Backstroke of the West of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
5.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I'll take your order and your life.”
6.The Holographic Cassette Deck of NeobeamCapitalist Paradise“What's that? A quote? Err... Old trends die hard?”
7.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The car won't start!”
8.The Gründervater of New JermanyCapitalist Paradise“Created by TheOrc | Maintained by Kissinger-Monroe”
9.The Rogue Nation of Giantess4Iron Fist Socialists“Motto”
10.The 12% Proof Protectorate of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
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Regional Happenings


The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board

East Berlin state wrote:Your nice.
*Gives a freshly baked Chocolate donut*
Enjoy, my sweet boy.
Hey, Feoras
You need to bring cuddles the zombie child in more, and maybe his mother thing named Karen! I love seeing both around here.

Is this self esteem?! Unacceptable! Quick, someone insult me or I might want to get areal job!!!

The Land of Sorrow responded by shelling New Moskva. Bad idea sending those Peacemakers over there.

Brocklandia wrote:We have an industrial vat of it out back. Lemme hook it up to a fire hose and then you can siphon it like a straw. Hope your liver and kidneys hold out ... 'cause Cheffy used all the others for today's lunch special, so we have no spares for you.


Eripolis wrote:The Land of Sorrow responded by shelling New Moskva. Bad idea of sending those Peacemakers over there.

A ring of fire appears out of the wooden floor, Anacin crawls out of the hole, having a look of ' I have seen some shi8' He grabs a bottle of Irish whisky and chugs it all.

Im Back, Hell Is not fun. WORSE. TOUR BUS. EVER.

TimeTraveler Republics wrote:Huh?

Ah! Good tactic. The prosecution can't use the things you say against you if you pretend ignorance.

Feoras wrote:My point is that I'm not going to be your sugar mama.

Good, because I avoid carbs.

Feoras wrote:Like people who know what soap and water do (besides washing away suspicious blood stains).

Oh, I'm quite familiar with the chemistry and actions of fatty-acid based emulsifying surfactant-salts in the presence of the universal solvent. But that doesn't mean I wanna douse myself with 'em just to fit Society's arbitrary notions of "hygiene." I mean, I understand how gasoline works too, and I don't go dousing myself with that, either.

Feoras wrote:Humans are terrible fertilizer! No wonder you don't get paid.

They're not there as fertilizer-they're there to keep them out of sight. Like putting things in the attic, but without the airborne smell.

Anacin wrote:Im Back, Hell Is not fun. WORSE. TOUR BUS. EVER.

Welcome back. But I thought you were taking the helicopter tour of Hell instead?

New Swaraelia wrote:Is this self esteem?! Unacceptable! Quick, someone insult me or I might want to get areal job!!!

Get back to work. That'll take care of your self-esteem in no time.

Brocklandia wrote:Get back to work. That'll take care of your self-esteem in no time.

Phew, I was getting worried I might have confidence there for a second.

New Swaraelia wrote:Phew, I was getting worried I might have confidence there for a second.

That's never a problem around here.

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