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Highest Crime Rates: 313th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319th Most Nations: 342nd+19
Rudest Citizens: 420th Fattest Citizens: 677th Most Armed: 687th Most Valuable International Artwork: 688th Most Rebellious Youth: 745th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 971st Most Avoided: 1,030th Nudest: 1,314th Largest Black Market: 1,352nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,353rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,376th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,607th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,639th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,852nd Largest Gambling Industry: 2,089th Most Devout: 2,121st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,342nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,384th Most Cultured: 2,422nd
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Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 64 nations, the 342nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Best Weather in The Bar on the corner of every region

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 25,156th in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Forested Area of The Last Abode of PandoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Trees Are Better Than People”
2.The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs WitnessFather Knows Best State“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”
3.The 12% Proof Protectorate of DrunkndisorderlyCapitalizt“Sommelier at your Service”
4.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsLeft-Leaning College State“Eat the rich!”
5.The Most Serene Republic of UntermenschCivil Rights Lovefest“Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker”
6.The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of PtolemaiciaFather Knows Best State“Blood for the old Gods, Water for the New King”
7.The All consuming platform of YouTube IncInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Videos are Good demonetization is Bad”
8.The Futurist Federal Republic of Naval MonteNew York Times Democracy“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
9.The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of ArcticfoxxoCivil Rights Lovefest“how can forbidden love be wrong if it feels so right”
10.The Who are you of Maple Hockey CanadiaPsychotic Dictatorship“I am not America, eh!”
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Prusmia wrote:So... Uh, I kind of brought it home with me and it sort of consumed my house and my reality... Uh, do you guys have any protocol on that or...

We have only one protocol: If you take it, you keep it. We don't want it back. Any damage you incur is your own concern. Hope you have, or had, insurance.

Zany Zanes wrote:Any theme, but I will admit, I give extra points to anything that makes me laugh or has kittens.

Limericks about things that make Zanes have kittens. Awfully specific, but okay. Got it.

"There once was a worker named Zanes
Who birthed kittens whenever it rains ..."

Don't hit me, please.

Pass me a beer, bartender.

Brocklandia wrote:Now, I know Maple Hockey Canadia thinks no one would "volunteer" to judge the poetry contest, but I rather like being all judgmental. A chance to make you people cater to my whims and vie for my favor?--Dance, my little marionettes, dance!

Uh, no offense intended to anyone named Marion.

So, anyway, let's start off with an Honorable Mention, aka the "You Really Dodged a Bullet There" Award. This one goes to Pricane for this couplet, which missed charting only because Z-Day was months ago, and I don't want to encourage people who procrastinate and annoy Zombie Penguins, both of which are really my job, dammit. Well, congratulations anyway, Pricane, for doing my job almost as well as I do.

Home sweet home
Z-day was fun here

And that brings us to First Place, the position cursed ... uh, blessed with responsibility for judging the next contest. (Hmm. Maybe Maple Hockey Canadia was right.) Anyhoo, First Place lands like a hammer on ... Zany Zanes, for this one. Sorry, Zane, but somebody's gotta do it.

Loud and unexplainable noises are heard from the kitchen, like chanting and a kraken cowering in fear.
This goes on for about an hour and drives all but the bravest guests out of the bar.
The bartender walks out, drink in hand.
The drink itself is of a neon purple color, giving off a faint aura.
If one get close to it, can hear whispers of the damned as it fizzes.
Some of the fizz drips and hits the ground, melting spots of the floor like acid.

Handles the glass carefully about to set it down when they realize a lot has happened since last time.

Who won the slightly coveted Second Place, you're probably asking yourself--and if you weren't, please take a moment to do so. This week, we have a two-way tie for Second. So congrats, in no particular order, to PR Megaforce and Maple Hockey Canadia!

There once was a ranger
Fighting all sorts of danger
Who fell into a bar
Sipped some Nectar
And is now stuck as a teenager.

Nonetheless, here is a poem from up north, eh.
Please give me second place
I didn't come here from space
Isn't the whole point of mars
To avoid going near crazy interdimensional bars

Okay, I'm done, eh.

Which brings us--drum roll please!--to the highly coveted Third Place. I'd normally award it to myself, just because, but this time I decided to be magnanimous and hand it to someone else, and that someone else is Jehovahs Witness! Congrats, JW, for stealing Third Place from my grasp!

Is commercial
It's legitimate trade
And so to the highest bidder

Congrats to our Honorable Mention, Second, and Third Place winners! And my deepest sympathies to our First Place victim! Woo hoo!

All decisions are final. If you submitted a monetary bribe judgment gratuity, your account will be charged immediately, and all judgment gratuities are non-cancelable and nonrefundable.

Haha thanks lol
I'm safe

Brocklandia wrote:Snip

Yay! Another second place for me, eh!
*Throws maple syrup and confetti in celebration*
*Runs away so I don't have to clean that up*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Yay! Another second place for me, eh!
*Throws maple syrup and confetti in celebration*
*Runs away so I don't have to clean that up*

The joy of throwing maple syrup is it doesn't need to be cleaned up. It sticks to the ceiling, and no one looks up, so just ignore it. Ignore it, I say!

The Democratic Legion wrote:Pass me a beer, bartender.

Sorry, I don't make passes at beers. But here's a bourbon for you--jut because.

Brocklandia wrote:Limericks about things that make Zanes have kittens. Awfully specific, but okay. Got it.

"There once was a worker named Zanes
Who birthed kittens whenever it rains ..."

Don't hit me, please.

Well, it definitely made me laugh. If you finish it this, it looks like a strong contender for third place.

Zany Zanes wrote:Well, it definitely made me laugh. If you finish it this, it looks like a strong contender for third place.

I'm afraid that if I do, you'll fill an HR action against me.

Brocklandia wrote:The joy of throwing maple syrup is it doesn't need to be cleaned up. It sticks to the ceiling, and no one looks up, so just ignore it. Ignore it, I say!

*Maple syrup containing an obscene amount of confetti drips onto your head as you walk by*
Ignore it, eh.

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