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The weekend poetry contest has begun. This week Smiley Bob will judge your limericks.
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Drunkndisorderly, Howard beale, and 1 otherEmus Republic Of Australia
The Witness stirs from their slumber/nap, and places a piece of paper on the counter.
Here's my entry. It's a poetic form of one of the incidents my workers caused. Yes, I'm still miffed about it.
They musn't look, the contents are vile
Yet, failures must fail
So they look beyond the veil
Boom goes everything within a mile
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Zombie Penguins, The newsstand, and 1 otherHoward beale
He gulped down some water and ice
On that hot day, it just was so nice
But he drank it so quick
It came straight out his d___
And his trousers got soaked through with pice
Smiley Bob, could you help me out?
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Zombie Penguins, and Howard beale
Oh my, that's quite an accident you had
But it really doesn't look all that bad
Take this newspaper here
And cover your rear
Hopefully no one looks toward your gonads.
Feoras, The newsstand, and Howard beale
Doesn't that depend on how high you catapult the weasels?
Feoras, Drunkndisorderly, and Howard beale
Now, that's just rude. Is there a category below Third World? Because there are a lot of nations that don't deserve to be placed on the same tier as Alabama.
The Lady inclines her head with proper deference. "I am honored to make your acquaintance. I believe it is possible that I have visited your country as I travel extensively, but the atmosphere of this place tends to make my mind foggy and I could not tell you with certainty the last time I was in Ptolemaicia."
Brocklandia and Howard beale
*a scared weasel runs away*
Feoras and Brocklandia
King Logan XIV face is hinden behind a geild mask but his eyes reveal a slight shock. You are in twines my Laby I suppose I should expect no less. This place 'a zoo at times, No'... I can only hope that my countryman were but tolerable upon your stay. (Cutting short to hold your hand) Now do tell me how does a Lady of your statue end up here.
This weekend's poem:
There once was a lady so fine
Her lips and caboose so divine
I walked up and said,
"Get a load of my head!"
And that's how I got this bruised jawline.
"To be honest, Sire, I cannot recall with any precision my life before I first entered this establishment and I've come to believe that it's cursed, if we aren't in fact in Purgatory. That's why I've adapted as much as I can.
"How did you end up here?"
*walks in*
"Purgatory!?! King Logan XIV laughs", " No More so then a heavn for the wicked if not hell it's self my Lady". I'm an exile , I myself was once in league with a proud Ultra right wing nationalists region. However I was to enthused, I gained to much power in the region's council. And so was eventually acussed of treason by no other then the leader himself. Only after being discredited from my appointed office of the Grand Elactor just a day later. I was put on a mockery of a trial and
deemed guiltiy. You seem to be brooding loft my Lady 'why so, ?
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Has Progress on Racial Equality Regress Over the Last 10 Years?
Also, I would like a Guinness please. I feel it is a stout day.
Its a stout day..la, la,la,laaaaaaaaaa
Guinness for our friend.
I protec
I attac
But most importantly
I ain’t no ferret
Feoras and Tercania islands
Post self-deleted by Ptolemaicia.
"Brooding? No. I'm simply made my peace with what has become my lot."
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, Ptolemaicia, and Howard beale
Judicial appointment. Which sounds better than "a court-mandated punishment for crimes committed," right?
Feoras, Tercania islands, and Howard beale
Hey, I warned you about that before you signed him up to a lifetime of irrevokable servitude. Ergo, it's not my fault that Maurice smells funny or that you're stuck with him.
Feoras, Howard beale, and Matthuvan union
Tell him to use the soap in the bar bathroom
Feoras and Brocklandia
The Badger ruler has arrived.
Feoras, Brocklandia, and Howard beale
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