The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Brocklandia wrote:

Great. Now Maurice will be getting his stink all over the restroom!--And after I just cleaned it ... a few years ago.

Oh nuts maybe we should clean it

Brocklandia wrote:

Well, hello, grumpy deity de jour. What'll it be? We're having a special on pureed earthworm smoothies, and we have a fried ground-dwelling rodent dinner special too.

I’d like that.

Matthuvan union wrote:

Oh nuts maybe we should clean it

I like my nuts right where they are, thanks--which not being grabbed by restroom mold monsters.

Hello everyone. A puppet of Kissinger-Monroe here. As there are many talented people here, I would encourage everyone reading this message to make an attempt at writing an issue for the Fifth Issues Contest. Winners get the opportunity to join the Issues Editing Team, becoming Issues Editors. There are two weeks left, and that is adequate time to come up with an idea and to draft an issue in the Got Issues subforum before submitting. We are a (kinda) friendly community, always eager for new people to join us in the endeavor of issue writing. New faces are always nice to see.

Also, may I have a few drinks, please? I've heard nasty things about this place, and I want to know if what they say is true.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Sure. Here's a glass of water.

I expected something a lot more dramatic. Is this not that horrible place where all the horrible things happen to horrible people?

Zombie Penguins wrote:

It might not seem like it, but the tap water is our deadliest drink. There's all sorts of chemicals in it. I'm not sure if it actually contains water.

If the water is what counts as a dramatic drink to give someone here, I am intrigued to learn about your more advanced beverages.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

The Witness arises from their nap and chuckles.

Ye best start believin' in ghost stories lad, cause you're in one.

_{And about to be one, pending the paperwork.}

Paperwork? And what exactly are you supposed to be a witness to?

The Marsupial Illuminati wrote:

Paperwork? And what exactly are you supposed to be a witness to?

Yeah, they make you go through a legal process before becoming a ghost. I witness the failures of my cloned and often homicidal proletariat.

Wakes up tired ass hell, looks around the bar

What happened here? Looks like a bomb went off.

Matthuvan union wrote:

Wait my bomb went off?

Sweeping glass shards off the bar surface

Look like it did, mate

OOC: My Childhood home, whilst cleaning it out, had Radon, Asbestos and Black Mould. How am I not dead

Zombie Penguins wrote:

It might not seem like it, but the tap water is our deadliest drink. There's all sorts of chemicals in it. I'm not sure if it actually contains water.

Tap water 1.0 formerly included actual water. But in the 2.0 version, that got squeezed out to make room for more benzene.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

Even worse. I'm staying in South Dakota.

Willingly? Or just until the statute of limitations runs out and the FBI gives up searching for you?