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Could I have a bottle of jack Daniels and 3 shot glasses? Oh and leave the bottle...

Should we have a Discord?
Put your opinion on the matter Now! In the newest Mid Atlantic Poll...

Elite leomonade wrote:Should we have a Discord?
Put your opinion on the matter Now! In the newest Mid Atlantic Poll...

Uhm, snuggles, I hate to point out the obvious, but why would you need a Discord when you have one or more RMBs?

One bottle of Jack and a quarter-dozen shot glasses, as requested.

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has ended. Smiley Bob will choose a winner.

Pick me for Third Place, Smiley Bob! Third Place! Me! There might be cookies involved ... unless you'd prefer I keep all the Bar's cookies far, far away from you? Rumor has it, they contain asbestos.

But anyway, pick me for Third Place!

Jehovahs witness

Brocklandia wrote:There might be cookies involved ... unless you'd prefer I keep all the Bar's cookies far, far away from you? Rumor has it, they contain asbestos.

If true, I have a need for roughly 8 dozen of those. And you'll have to sign a form saying you won't testify against me.

Jehovahs witness wrote:If true, I have a need for roughly 8 dozen of those. And you'll have to sign a form saying you won't testify against me.

I thought you were already blackmailing me into not testifying against you for ... uhm, all those other things?

Feoras and Jehovahs witness

Jehovahs witness

Brocklandia wrote:I thought you were already blackmailing me into not testifying against you for ... uhm, all those other things?

Oh, right.... I think that's in one of the forms in Cabinet B-@#. We'll just lump this one in with the others then, you still owe a few non-testifcations.

Quotes from history

Aren't raw brains and Spam the same thing?

The candy thieving weasel

Quotes from history wrote:Aren't raw brains and Spam the same thing?

No. Brains are tastier.

Drunkndisorderly and The candy thieving weasel

Time to announce the winners!

Brocklandia wrote:Pick me for Third Place, Smiley Bob! Third Place! Me! There might be cookies involved ... unless you'd prefer I keep all the Bar's cookies far, far away from you? Rumor has it, they contain asbestos.

But anyway, pick me for Third Place!

I think I'll pass on the cookies.

The newsstand wrote:He gulped down some water and ice
On that hot day, it just was so nice
But he drank it so quick
It came straight out his d___
And his trousers got soaked through with
pice

Jehovahs witness wrote:A drone looks to store a single file
They musn't look, the contents are vile
Yet, failures must fail
So they look beyond the veil
Boom goes everything within a mile

Congratulations!

Feoras, Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Jehovahs witness, and 2 othersThe newsstand, and Songs you dont understand

Congrats Jehovahs witness. You have the option of judging the next contest and choosing a theme and topic.

Feoras, Brocklandia, Jehovahs witness, and Songs you dont understand

Jehovahs witness

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congrats Jehovahs witness. You have the option of judging the next contest and choosing a theme and topic.

Much appreciated. The theme next week will be the basement. Compose some stirring poems about your respective creatures-in-arms down there, the bloodiest tales. All styles, except haiku. No haiku.

Did anyone see? SECFanatics got raided. Sad stuff. Erm… is the bar open? I’d like a 666 vodka

Songs you dont understand

Now, who wants Israeli Pop?

Gad Elbaz - Just Like That
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uQ-rC-Z5J0

Lyrics:
Move your hands and lift them to the sky
Move your feet and start to feel A live
Oh
Now we feel A live
Raise your head and Shake it Side to side
Pray to God they will soon will have a child Oh
Give them only light oh
And things will be alright
Bring them peace no fights
Oh Now we say Amen Tonight

כיצד מרקדים לפני הכלה
כיצד מרקדים לפני החתן

Keitzad Merakdim Lifne Hakala
Keitzad Merakdim Lifne Hachatan
Just Like That

Smiley Bob wrote:Time to announce the winners!

I think I'll pass on the cookies.

Congratulations!

*Breathes a sigh of relief*

I need a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. With an extra lemon, please
Sits at the bar
Is there a way to cancel all embassy closures with just a couple clicks?

Matthuvan union wrote:Did anyone see? SECFanatics got raided. Sad stuff. Erm… is the bar open? I’d like a 666 vodka

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands got raided too. I'm still cleaning the mess.

It doesn't look line anyone is tending the bar... Did you get your drink?

But, even if nobody is serving drinks, I can still offer religious services, if anyone needs.

Matthuvan union

Pastalands wrote:The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands got raided too. I'm still cleaning the mess.

It doesn't look line anyone is tending the bar... Did you get your drink?

But, even if nobody is serving drinks, I can still offer religious services, if anyone needs.

Cheers, mate

Pastalands

Cheers, Matthuvan union!

Reaches being the counter, grabs a few bottles and a glass, and starts mixing.

How much do I owe for this?

Grabs a handful of Holy Noodles from a pocket and puts on the bar.

Matthuvan union

The candy thieving weasel

*starts stashing some candy*

Feoras, Songs you dont understand, and Matthuvan union

Pastalands wrote:Cheers, Matthuvan union!

Reaches being the counter, grabs a few bottles and a glass, and starts mixing.

How much do I owe for this?

Grabs a handful of Holy Noodles from a pocket and puts on the bar.

We should rob the bar...

Howard beale

Matthuvan union wrote:We should rob the bar...

Ha, ha, ha

Try getting past these claws. I'll shred you for tonights chili.

Feoras, Drunkndisorderly, Howard beale, and Matthuvan union

King Crab Cashier wrote:Ha, ha, ha

Try getting past these claws. I'll shred you for tonights chili.

No thanks…
Can I have some 666 vodka and some King Crab?

Brocklandia, King Crab Cashier, and Howard beale

Matthuvan union wrote:No thanks…
Can I have some 666 vodka and some King Crab?

We dont serve my relatives here.

Here is some vodka and cod.

Feoras, Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Howard beale, and 1 otherMatthuvan union

King Crab Cashier wrote:We dont serve my relatives here.

Here is some vodka and cod.

Really? Can I have some fries with that? I’ll have some Snow Crab.

Brocklandia, King Crab Cashier, and Howard beale

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