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Mindon wrote:

True, but in the state the city is in most of your patrons are going to be unable to get here, even if the flooding stopped.

Here are two concepts you've obviously neglected:

• Gondolas.

• Alligator rides.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

No.....Maybe........Yes.......Most Likely
Fat chance if I know
All that I'm concerned about is giving the nanites the steel that they need to thrive
Annoyed buzzing
Fine calm down.
Sorry got to split to satisfy them and their hunger
Arrives at the mill to see pristine sheets of titanium alloy
Score

Good luck, don't kill us all.

Brocklandia wrote:

Here are two concepts you've obviously neglected:

• Gondolas.

• Alligator rides.

Two issues with those concepts being utilized within this situation:

• There is garbage and ruin all over the streets, floating on the water.

• I accidentally mutated the whole alligator population. Those spines and quills on some of them do not look like something you want to sit on.

Mindon wrote:

* There is garbage and ruin all over the streets, floating on the water.

Just like that gondola ride in Venice! So romantic! Wait--you're not hitting on me, are you?

Mindon wrote:

* I accidentally mutated the whole alligator population. Those spines and quills on some of them do not look like something you want to sit on.

Okay, now I'm sure you're hitting on me. But things with quills is why saddles were invented.

And welcome to the Bar, Orangeforce. Sit wherever you like, and menus are on the tables. Here's a bowl of pretzels for you to munch while you make your drink selection. Your server will begin ignoring you immediately.

"Congratulations to Mademoiselle Frieden-und Freudenland for being commended by the World Assembly! Drinks for us, please!"

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:

Thanks :)

Yes, let us have beers as promised. I prefer schnozzlefoam, obviously, the trademark beer of this Bar. How about you?

Word of advice, don't drink the water. The last time someone drank the water, the city flooded. Actually, it is still flooded. You think the World Assembly would notice the flooding by now.

Mindon wrote:

I am not hitting on you. Also, you're forgetting the fact that most people likely fled the city during this whole flood thing.

Which means I'm about the only person left for you to hit on. Should I be offended that one of those "last person on earth" scenarios had to come true before someone hit on me? I think I'll go into the basement and console myself with endless games of foosball.

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:

Thanks :)
Yes, let us have beers as promised. I prefer schnozzlefoam, obviously, the trademark beer of this Bar. How about you?

Well, here you go, a tankard of the Bar's latest signature beer: Old Swampwater. If it tastes like alligator pee, then--congratulations!--you guessed one of the secret ingredients!

Mindon wrote:

You think the World Assembly would notice the flooding by now.

They're just hoping it doesn't spread--because then they'd have to write a resolution, wait for it to pass, watch it get repealed, and start all over again. Hardly the most effective way to run a railroad, as the saying going, so it's a good thing the World Assembly doesn't run a railroad.

Anacin wrote:

yup.

Well, we're glad you survived. With the number of floods, zombies, spaghetti monsters, Cthulhus, knife-wielding cooks, toxic drinks/food, and general explosions around this place, survival is not guaranteed, so congratulations on making it through another Monday.

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:

Thanks :)

Yes, let us have beers as promised. I prefer schnozzlefoam, obviously, the trademark beer of this Bar. How about you?

Congrats, FuF! I saw your post in Forest, so I figured I’d come here. This is my first time to this region, so what is there to order?

Brocklandia wrote:

Be sure to get a tetanus shot. That steel mill is becoming a rust factory.

Collective chuckling from the nanites over the radio
Uh.....No it ain't
The steel is chrome treated. So fat chance of any illnesses here