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Sminishia wrote:How r u

meh
u

Talitoa and Sminishia

Brethren wrote:meh
u

proud of post i maed
'v'

Post by Of amerlca suppressed by a moderator.

Of amerlca wrote:war crimes, burgers or capitalism?

Burgers.

Of amerlca

Post by Of amerlca suppressed by a moderator.

Talitoa wrote:I have two people that are pure Lego (not mini figures) that control minifigures as slaves.

. . . tell me more about this society.

Talitoa and Sminishia

Aivintis wrote:Why not? You pretend to be cool

Oh i even felt that damnnnnnnnnnn son

Aivintis wrote:Why not? You pretend to be cool

Roasted.

Brethren wrote:. . . tell me more about this society.

You see, they were considerd less than human being made out of brick, until the collapse. One of them was put behind a pen, the other was put into a buildings structure. They used their knowledge to carve out a state in this place. Mini-figs are essentially slaves that do every bidding they want, otherwise they'll deal with their two loyal slave ninja masters.

Sminishia, Brethren, and Kavanos

Damn shame what happened to SP they got taken over by the black hawks

Osterreich und ungarn

President Brandt appears live on national television and explains to the nation the first piece of legislation he’s proposing. The National Healthcare Act will take some ideas from the planned healthcare system under the Honor Party that Brandt himself had a large part in writing but was never implanted. The plan includes Federal Facilities being created and reopened to provide free healthcare to all citizens, however a citizen already using private healthcare can become exempt and pay a reduced tax. Private facilities and already existing federal ones will receive an extra boost to funding. Brandt then states that he’s also proposing clauses to reduce new tax rates based on income, reducing the cost for poorer citizens included in what he calls “a gear in the factories for the war against poverty.”

Parliament plans to vote soon.

Shavara and Volinovia

The Rains of Castamere should be played at weddings.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:The Rains of Castamere should be played at weddings.

rite of spring

that'll be a fun wedding

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Damn shame what happened to SP they got taken over by the black hawks

What happened?! I hope the defenders are flocking over there!

The death syndicate

I still exist, however, I am a derp and am kinda forgetting NS.

Hi Social justice warrirs, Lagertse oldland, Sweet ol magnolia, Laqueeria
Welcome Newcomers!
Read this dispatch and hope you have a good day!

Hola youngins. Welcome to NS and TEP

Here are your first steps...

Join the WA: page=un

Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader

Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here

Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing Linkhere

Endorse me if u feel like it

Look at the play maps we have:

page=dispatch/id=1389645


Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:

Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand

Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration

Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]

Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now

Outside joining an RP map, the most common game action is to answer the issues that pop up. Depending on your answers, your nation's stats change and the kind of fictional country you want to build is modified

Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath


Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:

1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join

And then, my special brand of RMB funz...


5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]


Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:

1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post

2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.

2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop

3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)

4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'

5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.

If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!

For more pedantic information, click here:

page=dispatch/id=1075631

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Talitoa wrote:What happened?! I hope the defenders are flocking over there!

All i know is that they took over i looked at the TSP messages and one said that that happened and i went and looked and it was true i even heard that they banjected a lot of nations

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:All i know is that they took over i looked at the TSP messages and one said that that happened and i went and looked and it was true i even heard that they banjected a lot of nations

Oh no, looks like the Black Hawks are still a effective organization.

Kurikia
Kianhua
Shavara
Ancobristan (Idk if you actually got involved or not)

Volinovian Central Command

"This is a bulletin to all Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines in the Volinovian Armed Forces. At this moment we will be beginning involvement in the Kurikian Civil War. Units will be selected to move out within 16 hours. Please prepare yourself and your equipment. Airmen be ready to rendezvous with friendly Republican Airmen and Airfields within 10 hours. We will be supporting our fellow free men fight for their freedom from the shackles of Communism."

Shavara, Ancobristan, Kurikia, and Kianhua

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Damn shame what happened to SP they got taken over by the black hawks

8^D Nobody expects the Hawks

Talitoa wrote:Oh no, looks like the Black Hawks are still a effective organization.

I never heard about them until now , I'm guessing they are notorious?

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:I never heard about them until now , I I'm guessing they are notorious?

That and many other things.

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:I never heard about them until now , I I'm guessing they are notorious?

well, they are a raiding Region

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:I never heard about them until now , I I'm guessing they are notorious?

Oh you bet they are, two condemnations, raided over 200 regions in one night, and have taken over the TEP. Though I thought it was the South Pacific.

Osterreich und ungarn

The Foreign Ministry starts working on a report on the Kurikian civil war.

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