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Sicilianzo wrote:“The kid gets up and limps towards the colonel*

(This is getting a little bit too boring, I might want to do some military action)

Sicilianzo and Policeman man

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Policeman man wrote:I am talking about United Kong

lol alright

Policeman man wrote:*throws you into his portal and he is forced into it with you* Bye!!!!

Oof my health 1% your health 99?%

Policeman man

Levantin wrote:Well considering what he wanted with his niece it was also probably a good thing that he didn’t visit

Probably would have been less likely to do it if he actually knew her as a child.

Also, that entire spoiler was really just a sh*tpost about how official imperial history is at least half made up.

United Kong wrote:Oof my health 1% your health 99?%

*writes into script to finish you off with my special*

Policeman Man wins!

Shavara wrote:(This is getting a little bit too boring, I might want to do some military action)

(Yeah I expected it to not be boring, just boom you now have the last heir to the monarchy was my whole point at trying to do this rp. You wanna go back to the agent rp or invade lazio or invade the communists?)

Shavara

Sicilianzo wrote:(Both of those villages are a few hundred people btw)

*in both villages, they just meat the mayor, who goes out to talk to them*

(I am aware I just want to show how Kind I am :) )
The Cardonians spoke to the Mayors in the Sicilian Language using their handbooks, although greatly butcher the words
(In Valish)
"The Cardonian Military... Would Like to... Ask to Surrender... Yourself to Us, Or Else face... Unrelenting Art... Artillery Fire. You Have 3 Hours until... we will open fire."

Sicilianzo

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:(I am aware I just want to show how Kind I am :) )
The Cardonians spoke to the Mayors in the Sicilian Language using their handbooks, although greatly butcher the words
(In Valish)
"The Cardonian Military... Would Like to... Ask to Surrender... Yourself to Us, Or Else face... Unrelenting Art... Artillery Fire. You Have 3 Hours until... we will open fire."

The mayor of village 1 says “mate just let us keep fishing, that’s what the towns based around, we don’t care who’s in charge so come on in”

Mayor of village 2 says, “well alright but you better not loose this war, we don’t want our village flattened”

Of Centralist Brexit and Policeman man

Policeman man

Sicilianzo wrote:The mayor of village 1 says “mate just let us keep fishing, that’s what the towns based around, we don’t care who’s in charge so come on in”

Mayor of village 2 says, “well alright but you better not loose this war, we don’t want our village flattened”

What if I brought a fleet of concrete rollers for village 2?

Policeman man wrote:What if I brought a fleet of concrete rollers for village 2?

Hahahahahahaha no

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:it is my favourite take out place
other than this local chinese place
like it slaps bro idk but i hope you're not sleeping on taco bell

Well I haven’t been to Taco Bell much, but understandable

Peatiktist wrote:Probably would have been less likely to do it if he actually knew her as a child.

Also, that entire spoiler was really just a sh*tpost about how official imperial history is at least half made up.

Fair point

Official Imperial history is kind of interesting judging from the sh¡tpost tho.

Policeman man

Sicilianzo wrote:Hahahahahahaha no

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=wdNHDKFV&id=0B2117599A961751DD966184F2E49A9DB992432F&thid=OIP.wdNHDKFVwF2GUkZ0WR2jJQHaHD&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.imgflip.com%2f2ulk31.jpg&exph=610&expw=640&q=normal+face+to+angry+face+meme&simid=608005432195090087&ck=8A1BB53122096F10DA726BBE80F70B9B&selectedIndex=0&FORM=IRPRST&ajaxhist=0

*goes from neutral expression to mad expression*

Sicilianzo

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Levantin wrote:Well I haven’t been to Taco Bell much, but understandable

are there not many by you? or is it a preference thing lol

Levantin wrote:Fair point

Official Imperial history is kind of interesting judging from the sh¡tpost tho.

Official Imperial history is basically one giant way to claim that we should have ownership of all the islands in the region.

Levantin and Sicilianzo

Policeman man wrote:https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=wdNHDKFV&id=0B2117599A961751DD966184F2E49A9DB992432F&thid=OIP.wdNHDKFVwF2GUkZ0WR2jJQHaHD&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.imgflip.com%2f2ulk31.jpg&exph=610&expw=640&q=normal+face+to+angry+face+meme&simid=608005432195090087&ck=8A1BB53122096F10DA726BBE80F70B9B&selectedIndex=0&FORM=IRPRST&ajaxhist=0

*goes from neutral expression to mad expression*

who uses bing

I would like to announce that I am over hauling my nation

Levantin and Sicilianzo

Sicilianzo wrote:who uses bing

who even likes normal pizza without pineapples and ketchup

I'm going to sleep early.

Sicilianzo

Policeman man wrote:who even likes normal pizza without pineapples and ketchup

shut up heathen scum

Sicilianzo wrote:[strike]shut up heathen scum[/strike

being friendly to sicilianzo

Sicilianzo wrote:The mayor of village 1 says “mate just let us keep fishing, that’s what the towns based around, we don’t care who’s in charge so come on in”

Mayor of village 2 says, “well alright but you better not loose this war, we don’t want our village flattened”

Both of the Groups thanked the Mayor, as well as Promising Both of the villages to Erect AA defences to keep them safe from Enemy Air Strikes, Before Leaving, a Few Hours later and Convoys enter the Town, Troops and Vehicles heading through. Introducing the Convoy are Experimental Grenadier A1's, an Improved and Upgraded Model of the Base Grenadier and Well Distinguished From their Front and Side Surface Armour, Being made of Hexagonal Plating.

(Now if you don't mind, can you set the scene of the next battle? It can be anything you wish, Outpost, Reinforcements heading to the Beachhead late, whatever. If Not then Ill do my best to make one of my own.)

Sicilianzo

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Both of the Groups thanked the Mayor, as well as Promising Both of the villages to Erect AA defences to keep them safe from Enemy Air Strikes, Before Leaving, a Few Hours later and Convoys enter the Town, Troops and Vehicles heading through. Introducing the Convoy are Experimental Grenadier A1's, an Improved and Upgraded Model of the Base Grenadier and Well Distinguished From their Front and Side Surface Armour, Being made of Hexagonal Plating.

(Now if you don't mind, can you set the scene of the next battle? It can be anything you wish, Outpost, Reinforcements heading to the Beachhead late, whatever. If Not then Ill do my best to make one of my own.)

(How about you March west to take the uranium mine?)

Peatiktist wrote:Official Imperial history is basically one giant way to claim that we should have ownership of all the islands in the region.

Mhm since OU is gone are you going to do any funky sh*t there?

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:are there not many by you? or is it a preference thing lol

There aren’t many I don’t think

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