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The Death Syndicate wrote:

Observing the battlefield before the AOS profiteer fleet arrives, he makes note of the kamikaze ships.
“Arm the point defense turrets. Blast anything that gets to close.”
“YES SIR!”
The point defense turrets fold out of the hull, menacingly scanning the ocean. The gunmen are placed on high alert, infrared scanners activated.
“That Graves fellow is quite elusive, isn’t he?”
Trench notes while talking to his First Officer.
“Yes sir, he is.”
The Admiral ponders for a bit, then formulates a plan.
“Contact high command, have them patch me through to the TIB.”
“Affirmative sir.”
The admiral briefs the TIB on this fellow, and proposes his solution. By dawn the next day, a sleek stealth warship with TIB markings meets up with the fleet, and 5 black skiffs race to the profiteer flagship. The men onboard wore black masks and armor, their visors a blood red. These were TIB WRATHWALKERS, the most elite unit the syndicate has to offer. The warship then leaves the fleet to its business.
“AOS Fleet, this is the Admiral Speaking. We are no longer just profiteering, but hunting for the head of the snake.”
The AOS fleet and 44 SSWs warships depart.
#Lerasi-pirate naval war

^
Lerasi
The Exteriorem Piracy Movement
Just making sure you guys got it, cause I think you said you were the same person.

Wirrabuk wrote:<Points to the school Inspector standing behind you>

'Sir!' she begins in a shrill, shaking voice that sends a chill up your spine your spine faster than chalk on a dry blackboard, 'you are in violation of State Education department regulations. Section 13c regulation 40209: 'No stamping of teachers below the grade of Senior Lecturer-for-life. I shall have your job for this!'

<Now that you're gone, the school needs a new Principal>

'Woohoo, I'm promoted!? Boy, that was fast!

It's almost like I'm a character in a poorly written online story!'

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

It's a-me,

DreaMario!

Don't tell anyone...

Kids imaginations these days

East Pacific Principal wrote:Kids imaginations these days

Get outta here, you filthy Ex-Principal!

This is a place of learning, we have no room for vagabonds and unemployed didacts!

The soup kitchen's down the road, hurry now before they run out of Reese cups, u bum!

Wirrabuk wrote:Get outta here, you filthy Ex-Principal!

This is a place of learning, we have no room for vagabonds and unemployed didacts!

The soup kitchen's down the road, hurry now before they run out of Reese cups, u bum!

Here's 4 dollars, shut up and get to class

East Pacific Principal wrote:Here's 4 dollars, shut up and get to class

Are you high again, ex-Principal?

Tsk tsk.. So sad.. Well, you forced my hand...

<calls the SWAT team and tells them a potential school shooter's wandering around outside school grounds>

Wirrabuk wrote:Are you high again, ex-Principal?

Tsk tsk.. So sad.. Well, you forced my hand...

<calls the SWAT team and tells them a potential school shooter's wandering around outside school grounds>

God can this kid get any more annoying

“Get your tonka trucks out of my office”

East Pacific Principal wrote:God can this kid get any more annoying

“Get your tonka trucks out of my office”

Those aren't tonka trucks.. It's the Gitmo officers torturing you and using you for target practice..

Zukchiva wrote:
that escalated quickly. ._.

Wirrabuk wrote:Those aren't tonka trucks.. It's the Gitmo officers torturing you and using you for target practice..

Those aren’t Gitmo officers, they’re CIA agents brainwashing you into thinking those were Gitmo officers...

The Death Syndicate wrote:Those aren’t Gitmo officers, they’re CIA agents brainwashing you into thinking those were Gitmo officers...

Oh ye of little brain.. The CIA are my lackeys

I push them off the school buses for kicks in the morning and steal their lunch in the afternoon

They call me Nightmare Made Flesh

Wirrabuk wrote:Those aren't tonka trucks.. It's the Gitmo officers torturing you and using you for target practice..

Your imagination is hilarious.

Now get yours toys out of my office

Should I join the war or no

Wirrabuk wrote:Oh ye of little brain.. The CIA are my lackeys

I push them off the school buses for kicks in the morning and steal their lunch in the afternoon

They call me Nightmare Made Flesh

But I’m not a regular person, I’m a Gestapo officer who joined and got trained by the KGB after the war.

Slatos wrote:Should I join the war or no

Join, if you want to have fun

The more the murderier

Wirrabuk wrote:Join, if you want to have fun

The more the murderier

*nooks yiu*

Slatos wrote:*nooks yiu*

<your fail is as terrible as your spelling is horrible, it falls on your own nation, obliterating it>

Florida: https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1150415183791046660
Nieveland: https://i.ibb.co/vJL9QB4/T-16072019184728.png

Wirrabuk wrote:<your fail is as terrible as your spelling is horrible, it falls on your own nation, obliterating it>

Do I have to drag you back to TNP.

(Much of the protesters have dispersed and their leaders have been arrested by umbrella security service)

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Do I have to drag you back to TNP.

We will drag you back to TEP. Why did you leave?

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Do I have to drag you back to TNP.

You have a big mouth for someone who got run out of TEP

Do you really want to go down this road with me, Danny boy?

United abryaCytriaKus desTaltoMasvangeMantacerosMockeriRockcasterlyAvinityStates of CarolinaBosnia-herzegFarallonsFremenGreater chudsbainNew askaniaNew hotatian empireWest rad explesslachordiaLazencaKesvksaEmpatistanTrutinorMedito OtteraRandom stupidityNo this is patrickNew sabaton cityNoeminationsThe trotskyitesThe florian republicUbukumkani baseWakandaPlant gangEnatorCentral ethan emiratesVucluaMacariaGrand RheinlandSvabodnaja terytoryjaAtlaniosoGibson islandWeaffaySoundis wisistanAryan states of terraNorkisKotanisKokwulyeEroustanionGreater innaiaImperial mcang bat twesReagenTorapiaCodedoniaNorth druvasPijonlaHellingradUwu uwu uwuCorey hartThe good girl reading thisNovus elysiumTomastagradBolgoneseKurgarThe northen legionNouvelle-yorkThe almighty foundationDungourneyBurke26Greater yordistanUrajiroSouth northumberlandInner coroki vil islandsLenoirEx deus ad populo goodSanctum britannian imperiiAutonomous orcish statesJukandaGallatiEkrem imamogluSaint cyalan yonPacificitaO ka lahui naniArtroskaDreamericanaApogeusSesthe Mace

Hello Residents,

I would like to ask you to endorse our democratically chosen World Assembly Delegate (leader of the Region and the Executive Government) Fedele (simply click on his nation name and scroll down to click on endorse button). Endorsements allows our Delegate to get more influence, needed to safeguard our region, as well as they allow us, to have a "bigger say" in World Assembly resolutions.

Same time, I would like to notify you, that not-endorsing the Delegate limits your endrosement cap (limit of endorsement a nation can have) to 10, as says the Endorsement Caps Act, written by Magisterium. Endorsing the Delegate increases your limit up to 400 endorsements.

Cheers,
Left hand of Fedele, Libertanny

The Death Syndicate wrote:^
Lerasi
The Exteriorem Piracy Movement
Just making sure you guys got it, cause I think you said you were the same person.

Yeah I did.

#Exteriorem Pirate Wars (Formerly Known as the Lerasi-Pirate Naval War)
The SSWs fall into formation under the AOS Fleet, and the pair of hunters continue after the Pirate Armada, more and more east. A Formation of 100 aircraft, with the same division of the ones involved in the SafeHaven-Algerstonian War, minus the OSSBs, launches from Lerasi and moves in Vic Formation over the Exteriorem Ocean, searching for the Pirate Armada.
#SafeHaven-Algerstonian War
Simultaneously, two formations of the exact same composition as the others begin grouping above the advancing Invasion Army.

Libertanny wrote:

United abryaCytriaKus desTaltoMasvangeMantacerosMockeriRockcasterlyAvinityStates of CarolinaBosnia-herzegFarallonsFremenGreater chudsbainNew askaniaNew hotatian empireWest rad explesslachordiaLazencaKesvksaEmpatistanTrutinorMedito OtteraRandom stupidityNo this is patrickNew sabaton cityNoeminationsThe trotskyitesThe florian republicUbukumkani baseWakandaPlant gangEnatorCentral ethan emiratesVucluaMacariaGrand RheinlandSvabodnaja terytoryjaAtlaniosoGibson islandWeaffaySoundis wisistanAryan states of terraNorkisKotanisKokwulyeEroustanionGreater innaiaImperial mcang bat twesReagenTorapiaCodedoniaNorth druvasPijonlaHellingradUwu uwu uwuCorey hartThe good girl reading thisNovus elysiumTomastagradBolgoneseKurgarThe northen legionNouvelle-yorkThe almighty foundationDungourneyBurke26Greater yordistanUrajiroSouth northumberlandInner coroki vil islandsLenoirEx deus ad populo goodSanctum britannian imperiiAutonomous orcish statesJukandaGallatiEkrem imamogluSaint cyalan yonPacificitaO ka lahui naniArtroskaDreamericanaApogeusSesthe Mace

Hello Residents,

I would like to ask you to endorse our democratically chosen World Assembly Delegate (leader of the Region and the Executive Government) Fedele (simply click on his nation name and scroll down to click on endorse button). Endorsements allows our Delegate to get more influence, needed to safeguard our region, as well as they allow us, to have a "bigger say" in World Assembly resolutions.

Same time, I would like to notify you, that not-endorsing the Delegate limits your endrosement cap (limit of endorsement a nation can have) to 10, as says the Endorsement Caps Act, written by Magisterium. Endorsing the Delegate increases your limit up to 400 endorsements.

Cheers,
Left hand of Fedele, Libertanny

Do what Libertanny says, lads. Or he can be very evil.

Libertanny wrote:

United abryaCytriaKus desTaltoMasvangeMantacerosMockeriRockcasterlyAvinityStates of CarolinaBosnia-herzegFarallonsFremenGreater chudsbainNew askaniaNew hotatian empireWest rad explesslachordiaLazencaKesvksaEmpatistanTrutinorMedito OtteraRandom stupidityNo this is patrickNew sabaton cityNoeminationsThe trotskyitesThe florian republicUbukumkani baseWakandaPlant gangEnatorCentral ethan emiratesVucluaMacariaGrand RheinlandSvabodnaja terytoryjaAtlaniosoGibson islandWeaffaySoundis wisistanAryan states of terraNorkisKotanisKokwulyeEroustanionGreater innaiaImperial mcang bat twesReagenTorapiaCodedoniaNorth druvasPijonlaHellingradUwu uwu uwuCorey hartThe good girl reading thisNovus elysiumTomastagradBolgoneseKurgarThe northen legionNouvelle-yorkThe almighty foundationDungourneyBurke26Greater yordistanUrajiroSouth northumberlandInner coroki vil islandsLenoirEx deus ad populo goodSanctum britannian imperiiAutonomous orcish statesJukandaGallatiEkrem imamogluSaint cyalan yonPacificitaO ka lahui naniArtroskaDreamericanaApogeusSesthe Mace

Hello Residents,

I would like to ask you to endorse our democratically chosen World Assembly Delegate (leader of the Region and the Executive Government) Fedele (simply click on his nation name and scroll down to click on endorse button). Endorsements allows our Delegate to get more influence, needed to safeguard our region, as well as they allow us, to have a "bigger say" in World Assembly resolutions.

Same time, I would like to notify you, that not-endorsing the Delegate limits your endrosement cap (limit of endorsement a nation can have) to 10, as says the Endorsement Caps Act, written by Magisterium. Endorsing the Delegate increases your limit up to 400 endorsements.

Cheers,
Left hand of Fedele, Libertanny

I'm sorry for the notification aboose

Libertanny wrote:

United abryaCytriaKus desTaltoMasvangeMantacerosMockeriRockcasterlyAvinityStates of CarolinaBosnia-herzegFarallonsFremenGreater chudsbainNew askaniaNew hotatian empireWest rad explesslachordiaLazencaKesvksaEmpatistanTrutinorMedito OtteraRandom stupidityNo this is patrickNew sabaton cityNoeminationsThe trotskyitesThe florian republicUbukumkani baseWakandaPlant gangEnatorCentral ethan emiratesVucluaMacariaGrand RheinlandSvabodnaja terytoryjaAtlaniosoGibson islandWeaffaySoundis wisistanAryan states of terraNorkisKotanisKokwulyeEroustanionGreater innaiaImperial mcang bat twesReagenTorapiaCodedoniaNorth druvasPijonlaHellingradUwu uwu uwuCorey hartThe good girl reading thisNovus elysiumTomastagradBolgoneseKurgarThe northen legionNouvelle-yorkThe almighty foundationDungourneyBurke26Greater yordistanUrajiroSouth northumberlandInner coroki vil islandsLenoirEx deus ad populo goodSanctum britannian imperiiAutonomous orcish statesJukandaGallatiEkrem imamogluSaint cyalan yonPacificitaO ka lahui naniArtroskaDreamericanaApogeusSesthe Mace

Hello Residents,

I would like to ask you to endorse our democratically chosen World Assembly Delegate (leader of the Region and the Executive Government) Fedele (simply click on his nation name and scroll down to click on endorse button). Endorsements allows our Delegate to get more influence, needed to safeguard our region, as well as they allow us, to have a "bigger say" in World Assembly resolutions.

Same time, I would like to notify you, that not-endorsing the Delegate limits your endrosement cap (limit of endorsement a nation can have) to 10, as says the Endorsement Caps Act, written by Magisterium. Endorsing the Delegate increases your limit up to 400 endorsements.

Cheers,
Left hand of Fedele, Libertanny

Hiii

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