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I feel robbed.

Slagenseter Forn wrote:I feel robbed.

why?

Karatol-Advenra wrote:why?

The double quarter pounder I ordered is about two sizes smaller compared to the other burgers!

Slagenseter Forn wrote:The double quarter pounder I ordered is about two sizes smaller compared to the other burgers!

Try Complaining to their Staff, or accept that the Universe will always kick our A$$e$$.

I remember when I made my nation and I started here...
the memories bro

Apparently the arembee is ded?

Western justice wrote:I remember when I made my nation and I started here...
the memories bro

Maybe you should come back ;^)

Tretrid wrote:Apparently the arembee is ded?

Is it the first time you see the RMB dead?

Virgolia wrote:Maybe you should come back ;^)
Is it the first time you see the RMB dead?

i mean most people are asleep rn

Vultuca wrote:i mean most people are asleep rn

Shavara wrote:Yes Gorbastan, festival is today.

Also hello!

Holy crap. I am so sorry!

I was dealing with my dog app day. The other day his eye got scratched while playing the backyard and it's been getting worse since. I've been trying to get an appointment all day with a vet clinic but most of them aren't accepting appointments until June. So my family has been trying to find a way to get him in.

I really really wanted to do this, but I just happened to get unlucky with this whole situation. Again, I'm sorry that I couldn't make it.

Gorbastan wrote:Holy crap. I am so sorry!

I was dealing with my dog app day. The other day his eye got scratched while playing the backyard and it's been getting worse since. I've been trying to get an appointment all day with a vet clinic but most of them aren't accepting appointments until June. So my family has been trying to find a way to get him in.

I really really wanted to do this, but I just happened to get unlucky with this whole situation. Again, I'm sorry that I couldn't make it.

#DogLivesMatter

I wish ur pupper good health

200 days ago, the light finally shone The East Pacific after years of darkness. Marrabuk became the Delegate In-Game. Shine bright like a diamond~

Marrabuk wrote:200 days ago, the light finally shone The East Pacific after years of darkness. Marrabuk became the Delegate In-Game. Shine bright like a diamond~

Harken around, children,
And let me tell you the story
Of how Marrabukses rode up the Holy Mountain,
And liberated the lands of TEPilee,

It was a time of great famine and regret
Under the tyrranical rule of the evil Pharoah Fedele
The Rahls had quietly found Todd McCloud's cheat code
When people knew not to be vigilant,

And they ruled over TEPilee with a Rahlian fist,

To crush all challengers to their throne
The usurper decided to crush all resistance
He let marsupial hunters ran amok
Bringing misery to the lands,

They bamboozled Pakitsk and many into their Hunter cult
Labelling men as marsupials without reason
Making women uncomfortable with the stink eye
And forcing innocent children to listen to Gwen Stefani,

The people of TEP-lee suffered and whined,
And there was much gnashing of teeth and keyboards
Many tried to stand up against their tyranny,
Against the Rahls and evil and their propaganda minister Davelands-Himmler,

And here are some of their stories,

Brave Libertanny tried to ride with the army of the Exiled,
But they found him and marketh him with a blood-red Tidepod,

Clever Asendavia of the Temple of Ademar,
Who kept the holy scriptures of the Conclave free of their sin,

And Lord Danelaw Scandinavia himself,
Who plotted in the shadows with Aivintis

TEPilee owes them all a debt of gratitude that will never be repaid

The world seemed dark and moody,
Like an emo kid's room after his virtual girlfriend broke up with him
The lands were losing citizens and had become 5th in NationStatesia
Those who could jumped ship, and those who couldn't cried sorrows of lament,

And Marrabukses heard their cries of plight,
He decided to step out of the comfort of the EU-lands
And make the dangerous pilgrimage up Mount Wiranath,

Many a times did the horse stumble,
And almost fall into the volcanic pits of Kilkire
But he trotted on till he reached the top
And after scoring a Facebook check-in and taking a duckface selfie
He raised his hands unto the Lord of the Blessed Corn,

And the Lord said,
'Marrabukses, take off your horse shoes,
For you are standing on holy ground,
And i just had the wood veneer polished',

And the Lord saw into Marrabukses' eyes
A great power and determination
As well as possibly conjunctival injunction
And he saw it was good,

And thus he sayeth to Marrabukses,'
Take thee this Holy Troll,
That Ye might lead your people
Out of the shadow of evil Fedele,

And Marrabukses took of the Holy Troll,
And said 'Bless you o Popcorn Lord'
And then he yeeted outta there
Before the Lord's ads tried to click bait him,

And Marrabukses descended from the mountain
And planteth the Troll into the ground
And lo, a Cthulhu emerged and said
'Don't worry, Marrabukses, I got a pro-gamer move in mind',

And then began the Great battle
For the soul of TEP-lee's peoples,

And at the crucial moment
When Fedele ejected the Prophet Todd
And sent Marrabukses to be turned into glue
In the fortress of rejected exiles
Marrabukses said 'Tentacles!',

And Cthulhu emergeth from the shadows
And with the power of RO
He banished Fedele from the land
And thus was evil brought low,

And the people of TEP-lee welcomed Marrabukses
With many a popcorn feast and sweet lumps of sugar
Fedele and the Rahls hid in the shadows
And all worshipped the Lord of the Blessed Corn,

Since that day hath the Marrabukses
Kept the lands of TEP-safe and full of trolling,

Let us give thanks and burn the holy sacrificial Great Algerstonia
And eat of the good Zukchivan goose,

That Marrabukses may reign well
And not get his ponytail stuck in that door handle again
And that the Rahls stay away
Although they probably won't cuz I need a reason for a sequel post

A-people

Im back reeeeee.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Im back reeeeee.

<Zeus eats your chips out of happiness>

: ) Nom nom nom

We will be hosting 🔥😱🔥Second Edition of Paradoxical🔥😱🔥

Want to make 🔥 Second Edition 🔥 even cooler than first one?

➡️ Want to give a science / scifi / scifi or ft RP /similar topic lecture?
➡️ Want to hold a panel / debate related to topics above?
➡️ Want to stream of host a game of some kind (f.e. Stellaris)?
➡️ Want to make the event even cooler in another way?

Well. Whatever that is. Make sure to let us know! TG me, or Merlovich or Aivintis.

Contributors will get cool 🔥 shiny badges 🔥, that will be designed specifically for them!

Plays Astronomia while Carrying the RMB

Courisla

As the heresy of this nation and the blasphemy and corruption that their nation and people cause. Technocratic Tagalog hereby declares a formal war on Frizania

King Gian I ordered the preparation of the navies, with half of the Frigates transporting the three fourths of the main army to Dreamersistan lands, King Gian already asked for a military access and via a Dreamstan messenger the permission was granted.(by Discord) The army was split up into two different groups as stated by King Gian and King Andrew.;
-First Group: Lead By King Andrew
These ships will take many go back and fourths transporting these units on theDreamersistan Colony
-20 Frigates
-10 Galleons
Containing:
40,000 Footmen
8,000 Archers
5,000 Knights
500 Catapults

Second Group: Led By King Gian I, They will be preparing an intent naval invasion on the Frizanian Islands
-40 Galleons
-80 Frigates
-300 Karakaos
Carrying:
20,000 Footmen
2,000 Archers

One green nation
Aldenbourg
Frizania (Frizovia)
Of Centralist Brexit
Lointland (Lointlandia)
British Calradia (British Courisla)
Rebutan
Danelaw Scandinavia (Danelaw)
Karatol-Advenra (North)
Distro-Spartica (Knights Legionnar)
Azureano
Zidium
Isanastivia
Serenisima (Venice) [note that this is Levantin]
Dreamersistan (Dreamstan)
Volinovia
Virgolia
Aivintis

The Coalition

As Technocratic Tagalog has created an Agreement with the Empire, for a Sum of $20 Money, (On Discord) in exchange for Joining the War against Frizania, the Majesty's Royal Navy (M.R.N.) has Gathered their Navy and set course on a Staging Point near the Frizonian Homeland, the Operation would be called, Operation Downfall, and Mainly has a Plan called, N.L.P.A, it's details were Highly Secret to make sure the Succsess of the Plan.

Armies moved in:
20,000 Footmen
3,500 Whiteguard Musketeers (They Have Armour, so they're like Crusaders with Muskets)
5,000 Knights
50 Frigates
100 Caravels

The moon rose from the sky as it shone brightly in the dark, illuminating the nearby castle so its colors can be faintly seen from a distance nearby. As the scouts from the Frizanian Islands reported the gruesome and unmerciful murdering of people in the nation, King Gian I can't slide this thing anymore, As he ordered the scout to send a message on the leader of Dreamersistan to ask for military access. He ordered one of his soldiers to summon all commanders on the Meeting Hall.

"Why of sudden summon milord?" King Andrew asked as he was the first person in the room as King Gian entered. He immediately pointed through the shelves where some maps and books contained and spoke."Get the map of Frizania here." He said as Kind Andrew motioned on the shelves trying to find the map while he sat on the chair, as the maid poured tea on his cup and politely left. Soon, the Naval Commander Rhyne came first, 2nd Navy Commande Finnick following suit. "What is it that you called us on a sudden meeting your highness?" Rhyne asked, at the moment Rhyne asked, Andrew have found the map and put it down on the table, King Gian standing up and looking at Rhyne, who seemingly getting the idea while Finnick stood there with confusion written all over his face.

The Infantry Commander Andrei came with the Cavalry Commander Steven soon entered the hall and discusses what will be the plans and what was actually happening.

Danelaw Scandinavia
Karatol-Advenra
Of Centralist Brexit
Frizania
Dreamersistan
Aivintis
DarKspawnerreich

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Karatol-Advenran Investment

Pinggg: Kianhua

As the Nation of Karatol-Advenra was Allied with the Nation of Kianhua for their Support during the Rise of the Communists, and to their Alliance of the UVA, the Nation of Karatol-Advenra wishes to Invest 20 Million Porets that'll be Converted to Yuen in Kianhua, and wishes to Invest it to the Technological capability of their Ally, to try and Help their Ally develop more Technology for their Security.

OOC: Been a long time since i rped on Valsora, hope im not Losing my Touch.

The Kianese Government processes the transactions and in return, allows Kianese ICT companies to set up branches in Karatol-Advenra per the UVA guidelines.

Kianhua wrote:The Kianese Government processes the transactions and in return, allows Kianese ICT companies to set up branches in Karatol-Advenra per the UVA guidelines.

KIAN! ITS BEEN SO LONG!

[The Zeusington Agreement

-Frizania will surrender and be reduced into a city-state
-Frizania cedes its islands to Of Centralist Brexit
-Frizania cedes its mainland to Dreamersistan
-Dreamersistan and Of Centralist Brexit will give back the lands to its original owner until his return. By now they will have the control of the lands.
-Technocratic Tagalog will pay Karatol-Advenra $80 for the inconvience

Signed By:
Technocratic Tagalog
Karatol-Advenra
Of Centralist Brexit
Frizania
Dreamersistan

never felt so betrayed before.

Karatol-Advenra wrote:KIAN! ITS BEEN SO LONG!

Yep. Don't you just hate it when technology fails you?

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