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Dreamersistan wrote:A zidium-flavored one

MY COUNTRY IS NOT AN ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

Dreamersistan

At the end of this lubbly delegacy, a reminder of bootiful pic of TEPatriots after we took bacc our NS region

Harken around, children,
And let me tell you the story
Of how Marrabukses rode up the Holy Mountain,
And liberated the lands of TEPilee,

It was a time of great famine and regret
Under the tyrranical rule of the evil Pharoah Fedele
The Rahls had quietly found Todd McCloud's cheat code
When people knew not to be vigilant,

And they ruled over TEPilee with a Rahlian fist,

To crush all challengers to their throne
The usurper decided to crush all resistance
He let marsupial hunters ran amok
Bringing misery to the lands,

They bamboozled Pakitsk and many into their Hunter cult
Labelling men as marsupials without reason
Making women uncomfortable with the stink eye
And forcing innocent children to listen to Gwen Stefani,

The people of TEP-lee suffered and whined,
And there was much gnashing of teeth and keyboards
Many tried to stand up against their tyranny,
Against the Rahls and evil and their propaganda minister Davelands-Himmler,

And here are some of their stories,

Brave Libertanny tried to ride with the army of the Exiled,
But they found him and marketh him with a blood-red Tidepod,

Clever Asendavia of the Temple of Ademar,
Who kept the holy scriptures of the Conclave free of their sin,

And Lord Danelaw Scandinavia himself,
Who plotted in the shadows with Aivintis

TEPilee owes them all a debt of gratitude that will never be repaid

The world seemed dark and moody,
Like an emo kid's room after his virtual girlfriend broke up with him
The lands were losing citizens and had become 5th in NationStatesia
Those who could jumped ship, and those who couldn't cried sorrows of lament,

And Marrabukses heard their cries of plight,
He decided to step out of the comfort of the EU-lands
And make the dangerous pilgrimage up Mount Wiranath,

Many a times did the horse stumble,
And almost fall into the volcanic pits of Kilkire
But he trotted on till he reached the top
And after scoring a Facebook check-in and taking a duckface selfie
He raised his hands unto the Lord of the Blessed Corn,

And the Lord said,
'Marrabukses, take off your horse shoes,
For you are standing on holy ground,
And i just had the wood veneer polished',

And the Lord saw into Marrabukses' eyes
A great power and determination
As well as possibly conjunctival injunction
And he saw it was good,

And thus he sayeth to Marrabukses,'
Take thee this Holy Troll,
That Ye might lead your people
Out of the shadow of evil Fedele,

And Marrabukses took of the Holy Troll,
And said 'Bless you o Popcorn Lord'
And then he yeeted outta there
Before the Lord's ads tried to click bait him,

And Marrabukses descended from the mountain
And planteth the Troll into the ground
And lo, a Cthulhu emerged and said
'Don't worry, Marrabukses, I got a pro-gamer move in mind',

And then began the Great battle
For the soul of TEP-lee's peoples,

And at the crucial moment
When Fedele ejected the Prophet Todd
And sent Marrabukses to be turned into glue
In the fortress of rejected exiles
Marrabukses said 'Tentacles!',

And Cthulhu emergeth from the shadows
And with the power of RO
He banished Fedele from the land
And thus was evil brought low,

And the people of TEP-lee welcomed Marrabukses
With many a popcorn feast and sweet lumps of sugar
Fedele and the Rahls hid in the shadows
And all worshipped the Lord of the Blessed Corn,

Since that day hath the Marrabukses
Kept the lands of TEP-safe and full of trolling,

Let us give thanks and burn the holy sacrificial Great algerstonia
And eat of the good Zukchivan goose,

That Marrabukses may reign well
And not get his ponytail stuck in that door handle again
And that the Rahls stay away
Although they probably won't cuz I need a reason for a sequel post

A-people

Read dispatch

Dreamersistan wrote:I'm starting to wonder whether there's something wrong with you, or your comprehension of English

I'm not dictator, I am god-tator.

EK is gator-tator.

Tech is dic-tea-tor

Zuk is Goose-tator

Brexit is... Brexit is screaming all the time

I am deputy provostator

Zukchiva and Darkspawnerreich

ArenaC wrote:I am deputy provostator

You is biggest dictator of them all

You monster!i!i!

Darkspawnerreich

im just gonna ping dreamersistan for no reason Dreamersistan

Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:You is biggest dictator of them all

You monster!i!i!

better than being an ice cream flavour

Zidium wrote:im just gonna ping dreamersistan for no reason ArenaC

Why

(I changed his ping to ping me instead so I don’t bug the man)

Darkspawnerreich

Zidium wrote:better than being an ice cream flavour

Baskin Robbins ringed up

"Get back in your bucket and get ready to be served!"

Darkspawnerreich

ArenaC wrote:Why

(I changed his ping to ping me instead so I don’t bug the man)

COS HE CALLED ME AN ICECREAM FLAVOUR

Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:Baskin Robbins ringed up

"Get back in your bucket and get ready to be served!"

RANT. RAGE
.\ /.
_

Darkspawnerreich

Darkspawnerreich

Zidium wrote:RANT. RAGE
.\ /.
_

Big cry

Dreamersistan and Zidium

Dreamersistan wrote:Baskin Robbins ringed up

"Get back in your bucket and get ready to be served!"

I WROTE AN ENTIRE DISPATCH Dreamersistan SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

Darkspawnerreich and Tyranides

Darkspawnerreich

Zidium: Nooo! I'm not ice cream!

Dreamer: Haha Zid be ice cream flavor

Wiranath, Dreamersistan, and Tyranides

Dreamersistan

Zidium wrote:I WROTE AN ENTIRE DISPATCH Dreamersistan SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT AN ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

How is Zidium ice cream like an SJW?

...

..

.

Like snowflakes, both tend to melt

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Quiet down and chill or i'll leave u out in the sun!

Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:How is Zidium ice cream like an SJW?

...

..

.

Like snowflakes, both tend to melt

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Quiet down and chill or i'll leave u out in the sun!

im disgusting ice cream flavour cos I am NOT ice cream

Dreamersistan, Darkspawnerreich, and Brexiterriech

Darkspawnerreich wrote:Zidium: Nooo! I'm not ice cream!

Dreamer: Haha Zid be ice cream flavor

Nooo! I'm not ice cream!

Virgolia and Darkspawnerreich

Zidium wrote:im disgusting ice cream flavour cos I am NOT ice cream

yea, from personal experience, Cannibal Ice cream does not sit right, it hits Way way to differently

Virgolia and Darkspawnerreich

Zidium wrote:im disgusting ice cream flavour cos I am NOT ice cream

Just what an ice cream would say...

Now stop I-screaming, you narc-ice-ist!

Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:Just what an ice cream would say...

Now stop I-screaming, you narc-ice-ist!

IM NOT ICE CREAM

Darkspawnerreich

Darkspawnerreich

Brexiterriech wrote:yea, from personal experience, Cannibal Ice cream does not sit right, it hits Way way to differently

Mmmhhhmmm.

*Eats some Zidice-cream*

Dreamersistan

Darkspawnerreich wrote:Mmmhhhmmm.

*Eats some Zidice-cream*

<publishes a heart-warming photo of EK and his little gators eating Zidium i-scream alive and smiling at the camera>

Darkspawnerreich and Brexiterriech

Dreamersistan wrote:<publishes a heart-warming photo of EK and his little gators eating Zidium i-scream alive and smiling at the camera>

put that on a Postcard

Dreamersistan and Darkspawnerreich

Brexiterriech wrote:yea, from personal experience, Cannibal Ice cream does not sit right, it hits Way way to differently

NOBODY IS EATING ME

Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan wrote:<publishes a heart-warming photo of EK and his little gators eating Zidium i-scream alive and smiling at the camera>

*Piano man plays in the background*

Dreamersistan

Dreamersistan wrote:<publishes a heart-warming photo of EK and his little gators eating Zidium i-scream alive and smiling at the camera>

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Darkspawnerreich

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