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During the Second Invasion of TEP in 2023 after a pirate themed nation successfully asserts dominance over the government.
Noticeably slurred speech and exaggerated movements
That wasn' me! That was m'cousin, Frasesk. I was too bus' drinkin' this fermented mare's milk!
Holds up a bottle, clearly empty
8^) Closest example
was that in the fine print?
hmmm...
remember that time when...
*smacks the eeeeeeeevil alcohol thing out of your hands*
But that wasn't Shav.
I'm a Time Lord, not a mind reader.
hey paki, i heard that my contract is a heretic and wants to dab on ademar’s statue
hol up
Yes. Article E, Section 3, Line 18.5
THAT'S THE BOTTLE FROM THE CEREMONY, YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!
Turned people into Nekoes, Kitsunes, and/or the opposite gender?
Wait that is every time.
hold on i’m thinking about all the times you “experimented” on him
Collapses in a heap, stops breathing for a few moments, and stands back up as though nothing had happened.
Howdy, folks! What'd I miss?
Pulls out a six-shooter and checks the cylinder to see if it's loaded
JUST SHOOT PEAK!
OR EK!
PICK ONE, THEN I NEED TO GO BACK TO RESEARCHING MODERN GUNS AND SPYING ON THE CURRENT TEP POWERS!
Pakitsk, Peatiktist, and Brethren
Rolls the revolver and cocks the hammer
Ãdàmrìtsk, the One Unity of Sky and Earth, calls me,
I will heed His Voice and join His heavenly hosts
In service to the Vûlakìs Õmnàtskì I offer my soul, which is of the Sky, through which I may inspire His soldiers;
My body, which is of the Earth, that I may stand and weather the troubles of the Õmnàs, I offer in His divine service
I fear no evil, I fear no death, I fear not the heretic nor the monster
For Ãdàmrìtsk is with me in His Glory!
NOW LET'S KILL SOME HERETICS!
Euricanis, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, and Brethren
right...
isn’t he drunk as sh*t? not even a slurred word
Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, and Brethren
* Internally Screams *
Pakitsk, Peatiktist, and Brethren
Then you're thinking of Wersh.
The army has gone about designing a new eco suit, citing that the current one “while cool, is useless, too big, and fails to serve any purpose.” The few battalions with them have already sent them back to Ordnance to take a look.
my point still stands
Outstanding move.
UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charging forward into the night, you notice that my hat has been left behind in the rush, and you hear distant gunshots
dabbing on ademar’s statue is maximum heresy
I'm going to dab on you if your coffin-bound ass doesn't get EK back on his leash!
Returns loading my revolver
Right-o, I'm back. I hear there was heresy afoot in this area?
my coffin’s nice though
sooo... am i still obligated to watch ek?
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