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Euricanis wrote:when can i renegotiate my contract?

During the Second Invasion of TEP in 2023 after a pirate themed nation successfully asserts dominance over the government.

Kampf Empire wrote:Aren't Peat and Euri supposed to be the Meatshields Handlers for EK? We gave them badges and a weekly ration of caek to do it.

Noticeably slurred speech and exaggerated movements
That wasn' me! That was m'cousin, Frasesk. I was too bus' drinkin' this fermented mare's milk!
Holds up a bottle, clearly empty

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Leaves the SpiEKy hand in ur hand*

*Takes off blindfold*

"Well, it's been fun. But two dollars allows for more horrific creativity."

*Hands Peatiktist a carton of expired milK*'

"Just make sure u maEK 'em drinK this."

8^) Closest example

Peatiktist wrote:When was the last time I did anything to Shav?

Kampf Empire wrote:During the Second Invasion of TEP in 2023 after a pirate themed nation successfully asserts dominance over the government.

was that in the fine print?

Peatiktist wrote:When was the last time I did anything to Shav?

hmmm...

remember that time when...

Pakitsk wrote:Noticeably slurred speech and exaggerated movements
That wasn' me! That was m'cousin, Frasesk. I was too bus' drinkin' this fermented mare's milk!
Holds up a bottle, clearly empty

*smacks the eeeeeeeevil alcohol thing out of your hands*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:8^) Closest example

But that wasn't Shav.

Euricanis wrote:was that in the fine print?
hmmm...

remember that time when...

I'm a Time Lord, not a mind reader.

Pakitsk wrote:Noticeably slurred speech and exaggerated movements
That wasn' me! That was m'cousin, Frasesk. I was too bus' drinkin' this fermented mare's milk!
Holds up a bottle, clearly empty

hey paki, i heard that my contract is a heretic and wants to dab on ademar’s statue

Kampf Empire wrote:Considering how the graveyard and Shav's garbage cans are EK hotspots, yes.

hol up

Euricanis wrote:was that in the fine print?

Yes. Article E, Section 3, Line 18.5

Pakitsk wrote:Noticeably slurred speech and exaggerated movements
That wasn' me! That was m'cousin, Frasesk. I was too bus' drinkin' this fermented mare's milk!
Holds up a bottle, clearly empty

THAT'S THE BOTTLE FROM THE CEREMONY, YOU DRUNKEN FOOL!

Euricanis wrote:was that in the fine print?
hmmm...

remember that time when...

Turned people into Nekoes, Kitsunes, and/or the opposite gender?

Wait that is every time.

Peatiktist wrote:I'm a Time Lord, not a mind reader.

hold on i’m thinking about all the times you “experimented” on him

Brethren wrote:*smacks the eeeeeeeevil alcohol thing out of your hands*

Collapses in a heap, stops breathing for a few moments, and stands back up as though nothing had happened.
Howdy, folks! What'd I miss?
Pulls out a six-shooter and checks the cylinder to see if it's loaded

Pakitsk wrote:Collapses in a heap, stops breathing for a few moments, and stands back up as though nothing had happened.
Howdy, folks! What'd I miss?
Pulls out a six-shooter and checks the cylinder to see if it's loaded

JUST SHOOT PEAK!

OR EK!

PICK ONE, THEN I NEED TO GO BACK TO RESEARCHING MODERN GUNS AND SPYING ON THE CURRENT TEP POWERS!

Euricanis wrote:hey paki, i heard that my contract is a heretic and wants to dab on ademar’s statue

Rolls the revolver and cocks the hammer
Ãdàmrìtsk, the One Unity of Sky and Earth, calls me,

I will heed His Voice and join His heavenly hosts

In service to the Vûlakìs Õmnàtskì I offer my soul, which is of the Sky, through which I may inspire His soldiers;

My body, which is of the Earth, that I may stand and weather the troubles of the Õmnàs, I offer in His divine service

I fear no evil, I fear no death, I fear not the heretic nor the monster

For Ãdàmrìtsk is with me in His Glory!

NOW LET'S KILL SOME HERETICS!

Pakitsk wrote:Rolls the revolver and cocks the hammer
Ãdàmrìtsk, the One Unity of Sky and Earth, calls me,

I will heed His Voice and join His heavenly hosts

In service to the Vûlakìs Õmnàtskì I offer my soul, which is of the Sky, through which I may inspire His soldiers;

My body, which is of the Earth, that I may stand and weather the troubles of the Õmnàs, I offer in His divine service

I fear no evil, I fear no death, I fear not the heretic nor the monster

For Ãdàmrìtsk is with me in His Glory!

NOW LET'S KILL SOME HERETICS!

right...

isn’t he drunk as sh*t? not even a slurred word

Pakitsk wrote:Rolls the revolver and cocks the hammer
Ãdàmrìtsk, the One Unity of Sky and Earth, calls me,

I will heed His Voice and join His heavenly hosts

In service to the Vûlakìs Õmnàtskì I offer my soul, which is of the Sky, through which I may inspire His soldiers;

My body, which is of the Earth, that I may stand and weather the troubles of the Õmnàs, I offer in His divine service

I fear no evil, I fear no death, I fear not the heretic nor the monster

For Ãdàmrìtsk is with me in His Glory!

NOW LET'S KILL SOME HERETICS!

* Internally Screams *

Euricanis wrote:hold on i’m thinking about all the times you “experimented” on him

Then you're thinking of Wersh.

Osterreich und ungarn

The army has gone about designing a new eco suit, citing that the current one “while cool, is useless, too big, and fails to serve any purpose.” The few battalions with them have already sent them back to Ordnance to take a look.

Peatiktist wrote:Then you're thinking of Wersh.

my point still stands

Euricanis wrote:hey paki, i heard that my contract is a heretic and wants to dab on ademar’s statue

Outstanding move.

Euricanis wrote:right...

isn’t he drunk as sh*t? not even a slurred word

UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charging forward into the night, you notice that my hat has been left behind in the rush, and you hear distant gunshots

Brethren wrote:Outstanding move.

dabbing on ademar’s statue is maximum heresy

Euricanis wrote:dabbing on ademar’s statue is maximum heresy

I'm going to dab on you if your coffin-bound ass doesn't get EK back on his leash!

Kampf Empire wrote:I'm going to dab on you if your coffin-bound ass doesn't get EK back on his leash!

Returns loading my revolver
Right-o, I'm back. I hear there was heresy afoot in this area?

Kampf Empire wrote:I'm going to dab on you if your coffin-bound ass doesn't get EK back on his leash!

my coffin’s nice though

Pakitsk wrote:UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charging forward into the night, you notice that my hat has been left behind in the rush, and you hear distant gunshots

sooo... am i still obligated to watch ek?

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