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*eyeballs the RMB*

hrmmmm . . .

Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, BearStackof2015, La Xinga, and 1 otherFiercelande

(My NS News, LinkThis is the real one.)

NS News, mostly daily!

NUMBER OF NATIONS NEWS:

  • TRR lost somewhere along the lines of 150 nations after Aug 7's long streak. The height of TRR Nations was on May 17, with a total of 14,364 nations.

  • Chicken Overlords has beat Balder in NoN', making them the 5th biggest region and the largest User Created Region currently.

  • "The free society of Tic Tacs" has become the 12th biggest region, seemingly made up of nothing but puppets?!

R/D NEWS:

  • South Pacific has been raided by TBH and it's allies, some regions are trying to retake it for the natives!

  • Artificial Solar System raided again? Yup! Although having WA delegate there does nothing besides polls and WA authority, some people like to do it. And is it even a raid, or a liberation? You decide! [Due to confusion, possibly not correct]

  • R/D region Lily has opened embassies with The Oceania. What's the big deal? TO's RMB seems to say.

  • Another seemingly failed raid in Hazebrouck.

FORUM NEWS:

WA NEWS:

  • In the GA, 'Integrity In Law Enforcement' is up for the vote. It is ranked LIKELY FOR.

  • In the SC, 'Commend Nuremgard' is up for vote. It is ranked LEANS FOR.

OTHER NEWS:

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

I forgot to show this earlier, a lot of people weren't online then.

La Xinga wrote:
(My NS News, LinkThis is the real one.)

NS News, mostly daily!

NUMBER OF NATIONS NEWS:

  • TRR lost somewhere along the lines of 150 nations after Aug 7's long streak. The height of TRR Nations was on May 17, with a total of 14,364 nations.

  • Chicken Overlords has beat Balder in NoN', making them the 5th biggest region and the largest User Created Region currently.

  • "The free society of Tic Tacs" has become the 12th biggest region, seemingly made up of nothing but puppets?!

R/D NEWS:

  • South Pacific has been raided by TBH and it's allies, some regions are trying to retake it for the natives!

  • Artificial Solar System raided again? Yup! Although having WA delegate there does nothing besides polls and WA authority, some people like to do it. And is it even a raid, or a liberation? You decide! [Due to confusion, possibly not correct]

  • R/D region Lily has opened embassies with The Oceania. What's the big deal? TO's RMB seems to say.

  • Another seemingly failed raid in Hazebrouck.

FORUM NEWS:

WA NEWS:

  • In the GA, 'Integrity In Law Enforcement' is up for the vote. It is ranked LIKELY FOR.

  • In the SC, 'Commend Nuremgard' is up for vote. It is ranked LEANS FOR.

OTHER NEWS:

Railroad crossing
Mon Island
Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

I forgot to show this earlier, a lot of people weren't online then.

just so you know, ASS is the "jump point" for defenders, so it really doesn't matter who the Delegate is. Also, Sweeze was taking part in that liberation so they were in the seat.

There are also more notable raids you can probably find on the GP forum, idk.

The Atlae Isles wrote:just so you know, ASS is the "jump point" for defenders, so it really doesn't matter who the Delegate is. Also, Sweeze was taking part in that liberation so they were in the seat.

There are also more notable raids you can probably find on the GP forum, idk.

Thanks! I think Sweeze raids and defends, no?

La Xinga wrote:Thanks! I think Sweeze raids and defends, no?

Yes. That's what Lily does. Mostly tag raiding, but they participate in liberations from time to time.

Osterreich und ungarn

Brethren wrote:*eyeballs the RMB*

hrmmmm . . .

Waves

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:Waves

*waves bacc*

Did you see how I described you (IC, very IC) in the latest edition of my foreign relations factbook? :D

Osterreich und ungarn

Osterreich und ungarn

Brethren wrote:*waves bacc*

Did you see how I described you (IC, very IC) in the latest edition of my foreign relations factbook? :D

Not yet.

Edit. Just checked. You know I can even argue with it.

Fetudersialand

Do I own any nuclear weapons? *looks over at a stash of nukes* oh.
Need to maximize the production of the weapons

Fiercelande

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:Not yet.

Edit. Just checked. You know I can even argue with it.

Can or can't?

Osterreich und ungarn

Fetudersialand

How bad would it be if a monke had an ak47 with exendo mags and it threatened for banana

Fetudersialand wrote:How bad would it be if a monke had an ak47 with exendo mags and it threatened for banana

Russia will wack you with copyright strike

Sminishia

Midnight between fifth and sixth day, Kamenistrava.

It has been less than 9 hours since the money ridden mayor Damek Petrov has resigned from ever governing the city of Kamenistrava ever again, but this stops the national police from nothing. Protests that were occurring in the day were done today, with their leaders calling for demonstrators to sleep since it is night, and to continue protesting in the next day, as the police investigate the mayor's palace and even collect the corpse of a then-journalist, but they yet have to find her passport and data of which city she lived in.

There are fifteen police units inside the mayor's palace, with four of them in the mayor's office and desk room (where the corpse is located). Because of the cold outside, they are all wearing waterproof heated vests and ushankas that have a hammer badge. Ten more police units, including one sergeant named Mlivoj Klima, are awaiting outside for the men inside the place to finish finding everything they need to gather. Sergeant Klima holds a portable two-way radio device, pressing and holding a button which makes a beeping sound, then, he speaks through the device. - "Did you find anything yet, comrades?" - He asks, being a little desperate while standing in the literal cold.

/\/\ We definitely found a corpse that the other woman kept talking about, we have even discovered a trapdoor where the body exactly is. Unfortunately, our boys couldn't find her identification card nor a passport, neither could I. Over. /\/\

- "You found the corpse, but couldn't find an ID card? Did you check the pockets?" -

/\/\ Aye aye, there's a note of reports possibly written by the woman, although I can't understand the language. Still, we couldn't find her ID card nor any documents with her identity. Either she must have been mistakenly accepted, or Damek Petrov got rid of them. /\/\

- "Bastard, was he trying to cause a war?" - Sergeant Klima has gotten a little angry.

/\/\ Uh, excuse me Sarge, but what does this have to do with war? /\/\

- "He killed a foreign journalist, there have been national conflicts over deaths of individuals of their national identity. Continue searching, I'm sure the capitalist pig has hidden it somewhere." - Sergeant Klima's mention of war and national conflict worried nearby officers that are outside with him. Some have even doubted, why a war?

/\/\ Sarge, while you were speaking, one of our comrades have finally found her identification card, documents and even her passport. It was hidden in a storage locker outside the mayor's room and in some hallway. We split up to multiple teams, so we weren't the ones who found it. /\/\

Klima sighs of relief. - "Tell one of the other teams that they have done a nice job." -

/\/\ Of course. However, we have found something very... concern... oh my God. /\/\

- "What's wrong boys? Did you find something?" -

/\/\ Well, um... Sarge, you would want to see this. /\/\

- "Is it this concerning? If so, bring it to me, I'm sure the Police Commissioner would like to see it as well." -

Minutes later, two teams of police officers, making 9 of the units in total, go out of the mayor's palace, holding stuff they have found, while one team holds a morgue brought in by the police to carry the corpse of the then-journalist Albina Barrueco, and the other team holding ID documents and one a folder of documents with a company's logo stamped on it. Sergeant Klima gives off a very interesting look at the officer holding the folder. - "What do we have here, compatriot?" -

- "It's... you're right, the Police Commissioner has to see this." - Says the officer, as he hands over the folder of documents, it includes a stamp of a logo from one of the largest state-owned companies.

- "Tehnicki Nacini? I thought they were defunct." - Assumed Sergeant Klima, Tehnicki Nacini is a currently active, but largely forgotten state-owned IT company. - "I'm going to take a read on this on the vehicle. Not to worry about the night, I have my flashlight." - He says, heading to his police car. As he hops in the car with the folder in his hand, he turns on his flashlight and opens the folder to read the documents. Why didn't he turn on his car for light? He doesn't want to waste his vehicle's energy. As he passes pages of documents, the first results are contracts and deals made by the company and agreed by Damek Petrov and his representatives in the city council, the contract was about the company helping not only Damek Petrov, but also local representatives and politicians of cities especially located in the annexed lands to rig their elections and unfairly win them in return for financial support to keep the company up even without economic benefits to the general IT industry of Sminishia and the national economy.

After reading all these, Sergeant Klima could not believe it, is a state-owned company really helping politicians rig elections so that they could get more funds from provincial governments? - "What in the..." - He pauses. - "This is corrupt debauchery! I need to tell my men and the commissioner." -

Half an hour later, many policemen have left the city capitol area, few remained continuing to search for more suspicious clues, but most were heading to report journalists and people of news media, even the sarge had to tell his captain and the police commissioner about the recently discovered documents. Miladea Popov, the journalist woman who let the police know about a dead woman, is currently hanging around her most recently favored cafeteria in the city, yes, in midnight. She's still awake because of coffee, and her body is on a mild tremor, she's being addicted to caffeine, although she can still think well. Miladena is offered glasses of water by Vivien Fouquet, who just wants to go home, but Miladena refuses, suddenly, she gets a call from her phone, so she answers.

- "Good... morning, I guess, Miladena Popov of Gradvest, how can I-" -

- "This is the police, you remember when you gave me a number?" -

- "Oh, morning officer, I guess I do." -

- "Good, I need to know where you are, because I have something to report." -

Miladena sighs. - "I'm at Litvak's Café, still with my laptop watching the footage. If you do have something to report, why not do it with text message?" -

- "It's something you need to see in person." - The calling officer responds. - "But.. You're at Litvak's Café? It's midnight. Whatever, I'll bring em' to you." -

- "... Thaaaaaaanks." -

A door immediately opens after the 'thanks', it's the cop that was calling Miladena in phone, he was standing in front all this time. - "You know it's rude to thank me like that." - He says jokinly, hanging up his phone call while physically looking at Miladena.

- "Whaaaa..." - She still sounds tired and unamused, while Fouquet chuckled.

- "I'm joking." - The policeman chuckled as well. - "But seriously though, what is a recently discovered document, you might want to report it and help warn the public." - He says, while sliding the folder of the documents. - "This is a copy I received from a nearby police station in this city, but it says everything that the original contained." -

Miladena gives the folder a look. - "... Interesting." - Very interesting indeed. - "I'm... I'm sorry if I sound unenthusiastic, I'm just really tired and my coffee isn't working." - She says, giving an excuse.

- "It's fine woman, just read it." -

And so, Miladena opens the folder, with the first paper having a logo of Tehnicki Nacini, the forgotten but still active Sminishian state-owned company. She gives it a read of pages, she had the same reaction as Sergeant Klima did... unbelievable. - "What the hell is this?" - Said Miladena. - "Did... did they really do this?" -

- "Of course they did. We'd be happy if you let the public know about this fast, maybe take photos of the documents and publish them to your media Gradvest." - Said the policeman.

- "... Understood." - Miladena obliged, taking photos of documents that contain contracts that have caused corruption, and soon after taking pictures of all pages, she uploads those pictures to the website of Gradvest, even adding descriptions that a policeman gave it to her, and that the documents are a copy of the original.

- "Good work, woman." - He motions her up. - "By the way, you need some sleep, mind renting an hotel?" - He offers.

- "I need sleep indeed... But I won't rent an hotel, I'm fine sleeping in my car." - Said Miladena with a more tired face.

Vivien Fouquet jumps in kindly. - "She can stay at my place." - He offers to Miladena. - "No need to pay anything, I even have a spare head." -

Miladena smiles at Fouquet, nodding. - "I... I guess I'll pick Fouquet's place." - She says, it makes Fouquet happy.

The cop smiles. - "Well, at least you don't get to pay anything just to sleep comfortably, or you don't need to hurt your back to rest." - He admits. - "Fouquet, you're lucky, because if one or more youngsters were here, they'd call you, umm... what is it named..." - The cop tries to think of what the kids call, and then points at Fouquet with his right hand and finger. - "A simp. My nephews have called me that whenever I did something for my wife." -

Fouquet sighs, such is the internet today. Miladena could have giggled, but she didn't due to her tiredness. Because it's done uploading, she closes her laptop and puts it on her backpack, grabs her camera and wireless microphone, then stands up. - "Let's go..." -

Minutes later, the three people get out of the cafeteria, with lights turning off and Fouquet putting a 'Closed' sign. Fouquet takes Miladena Popov to his place for her to sleep and rest in, and so she does sleep there. As Miladena sleeps, she awaits for Gradvest to find out about the scandal and make public reports about it, she even wonders how people would react to that and the company for doing so.

OOC: Finally, I did a long post. I know it's not perfect, but still, YES.

I will be signing an executive order to kill all pedophiles, rapists, and sex traffickers.

Fetudersialand

Ironesian Republic wrote:Russia will wack you with copyright strike

Oh well guess what

Osterreich und ungarn

Brethren wrote:Can or can't?

Can’t.

I type fast.

*Is burnt out*

( -^-)

By the way, what do you think of my post?

Zukchiva, Brethren, Kurikia, and Brotherhood of deseret

Sminishia wrote:*Is burnt out*

( -^-)

By the way, what do you think of my post?

I really liked it.

Sminishia

town of salem = best game that i should play more

Talitoa wrote:EY! I havn't seen you in a while. How's it going? The bears?

Im doing alright

Talitoa, Brethren, and Technocratic tagalog

Technocratic tagalog

Zukchiva wrote:
RMB RP AWARDS: RESULTS!

Welcome, friends and visitors! Here are the announcements of the recipients of the roleplay awards!

As a reminder, the three rewards are for the Best Roleplayer, the Best Roleplay, and the Best Factbook! Let's check those results out:

THE BEST ROLEPLAYER GOES TO...

Brethren,
Pakitsk,
annnnd Shavara!


These three nations represent the best of the best the RMB RP community has to offer in terms of roleplayers. Since these three all tied for first place, as well as having had the most number of votes overall shared between them, all three earn the Award! ^-^

THE BEST ROLEPLAY GOES TO...

War in Levantin (Roleplayed by Levantin, Shavara, Aldenbourg, Osterreich und ungarn, Ancobristan)

A war fought between the dictatorship of Levantin and a large coalition of nations, with the small dictatorship eventually emerging victorious, and implanting itself as the new villain of Valsora during this colossal roleplay.

The TACEZ Summit (Roleplayed by Euricanis, Stellar Colonies, Aivintis, Talitoa, Zukchiva)

A summit of some of the largest nations within the Solar System, discussing the formation of a new alliance to defeat the dastardly villain known as Jar Jar, who was thought to have been killed a long time ago.

These two roleplays both tied for first place! As such, both recieve the Best Roleplay Award in equal standing. :D

AND FINALLY, BUT NOT THE LEAST....

THE BEST FACTBOOK GOES TO...

Technocratic tagalog, with his national map factbook!


This factbook received a majority of votes, making it first place and the sole receiver of this award!

CONGRADULATIONS TO ALL WINNERS! WINNERS, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR AWARDS BELOW:

If you were mentioned for one of the awards, you may use the image correlating to your award. If you wish for a resize of the image, please contact Zukchiva via telegram.

Read dispatch

Congradulations to the winners. :D

I won?
uwu

<throws Aldenbourg in EK's Sewers cause he also won>

Zukchiva, Brethren, and Aldenbourg

Fetudersialand wrote:Oh well guess what

I ain't guessing i be expecting

Brethren Bro everytime I see your name, I think of Golbad for some odd weird reason.

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Brethren Bro everytime I see your name, I think of Golbad for some odd weird reason.

Well, we were very involved before they sadly quit RP.

British calradia and The Sygarian Regime

Fetudersialand

Ironesian Republic wrote:I ain't guessing i be expecting

Nothing

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