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Fiercelande wrote:Good morning

Hola, Fierce one

how goes the day?

Fiercelande

Post by Fiercelande suppressed by a moderator.

Fiercelande wrote:Pretty good so far

Good to hear..

May everyone have fun this medium-hot day : )

Technocratic tagalog and Fiercelande

Recovery of my former WA glory post-failing to do a thing will not be possible lol

Dreamersistan, Kurikia, and Kavanos

ArenaC wrote:Recovery of my former WA glory post-failing to do a thing will not be possible lol

First!

Mebbe u'll get further up with all the other losers huddling together for comfort

henlo

Kurikia wrote:
IMGKE Forces Authorize Deployment of Chemical Weapons

IMGKE Commanders in a Live Interview threatened that if the KRA and KSA did not submit there nations would be

“Soaked in Chemical Fire”

Kianhua

Volinovia

Shavara

Osterreich und ungarn

The Republic of San Sierra, with one of the countries sending soldiers to ICJ task forces, hereby criticizes and condemns the war crime act threatened by the IMGKE. They say that if they commit those war crimes, San Sierra would directly intervene and declare war against the military government.

Osterreich und ungarn, Kurikia, and Zulkig

Osterreich und ungarn

Kurikia wrote:
IMGKE Forces Authorize Deployment of Chemical Weapons

IMGKE Commanders in a Live Interview threatened that if the KRA and KSA did not submit there nations would be

“Soaked in Chemical Fire”

Kianhua

Volinovia

Shavara

Osterreich und ungarn

President Brandt condemns the military government for cowardice and immorality, declaring that “the commie bastards can’t even win on the field.”

The supplies meant to be sent to the Democrats are also ordered to be sent earlier, and also with more gas masks.

Shavara, Kurikia, and Zulkig

Euricanis wrote:town of salem = best game that i should play more

Agreed.

Hahahahaha warcrimes

Kurikia wrote:Hahahahaha warcrimes

am i right

Nova austratus

I wonder how this name wasn’t taken...

Talitoa, Zulkig, and Kavanos

Post self-deleted by Kavanos.

Don't you just love severe thunderstorms. :/

Shavara, Kurikia, and Zulkig

Nova austratus

Yeah.
Why did you delete the post?

Terreich und Preussen wrote:Agreed.

i should play it more often... but i don't and i don't really know why

Terreich und Preussen wrote:Don't you just love severe thunderstorms. :/

Ahh yes the inability to sleep due to Thor being angry

Nova austratus

Uh, how do I play?

Talitoa and Phosphores

Technocratic tagalog

*honk*

Kurikia wrote:Ahh yes the inability to sleep due to Thor being angry

Only reason why I don't like Iowa.

Nova austratus

Well, it makes sense I ended up in a “Pacific” region because Australia in real life is in the Pacific.

Dreamersistan?
Can you help The Newcomer?

Dreamersistan

Nova austratus wrote:Uh, how do I play?

Make sure to visit the help section on the bar where the Dispatches and fourom are listed.

Hola youngins. Welcome to NS and TEP

Here are your first steps...

Join the WA: page=un

Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader

Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here

Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing Linkhere

Endorse me if u feel like it

Look at the play maps we have:

page=dispatch/id=1389645


Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:

Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand

Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration

Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]

Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now

Outside joining an RP map, the most common game action is to answer the issues that pop up. Depending on your answers, your nation's stats change and the kind of fictional country you want to build is modified

Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath


Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:

1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join

And then, my special brand of RMB funz...


5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]


Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:

1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post

2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.

2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop

3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)

4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'

5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.

If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!

For more pedantic information, click here:

page=dispatch/id=1075631

Read dispatch

British calradia, Dreamersistan, and Order of the Saint Dumas

120 miles per hour winds*

F*ck.

British calradia, Shavara, and Zulkig

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