The League Of The Future

As the smartest country in the region, Pandoramians tend to disagree.

So why don't you send them to school and teach them to build a better A.I army.

just sayin

The Wealthy Gods wrote:

Machines cannot do what humans can perfectly

Meh

Oh! You guys must all be time travellers from the year 1717! We call you guys "social conservatives". Time for a little crash course.

The year is 2017. Most of the conquering has been done already, and the only people still fighting are mostly doing so because a few fat white men came in after the war, took a stick and drew a straight line through the middle East.

We vote for our leaders, slavery is outlawed and being gay is no longer punishable by flogging. Actually, I have a lot of gay friends and they're actually pretty cool!

Some people are born with biology that actually makes them act more like the opposite gender, and guess what? MOST OF US ARE OKAY WITH THAT! Some of them have even served in the armed forces. (It's voluntary in this country, some of us aren't big on killing people) They say they will do the killing for us, but first we have to solve the problem of the strangely insecure orange man who seems to not like them, probably because he had some daddy problems.

People (Women are people too!) have the right to organize these events called protests, and apart from the few that get run over by white nationalists (what society calls the other time travellers from even earlier, these guys are from the dark ages)they mostly go off without a hitch.

Not to say our governement is perfect, we still have this man-child with nice hair who wants to spend all our money and take away our rights. But we live with it, at least the prisons are nice. The time travellers continue their attempt at world conquest, shooting a couple black people and buying all the guns. They continue to miraculously avoid persecution by repeating the magic question: AM I BEING DETAINED? Fortunately, their numbers are small, and most of us just ignore them and continue watching that enormous gladiator ring in Syria. In fact, because we're so nice we even invited a few gladiators up to the VIP box to watch! They help out by washing the dishes after our delicious potluck. (Everyone chips in a little to make a great feast with very little effort.)

I hope you all enjoy your stay in 2017, and take some of our knowledge back with you when you go. It may just save a few lives.

Oh and make sure and look up the Powerball numbers as well.

Sincerely,

Kells Moore
President of Pandoramia

Hey Mardi, nice flag you got there. You buy it at Goodwill? XD