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Jim: Plays the drums
Tim: In bed. Ugh, that noise! I just want to sleep
Jim: I'm hungry, Imma get a sandwich with mayonnaise. Walks to kitchen
Tim: Is he gone? Well, guess I'll get up and eat cereal while watching, "The House Man"
Jim: Mm, this sandwich is goo- Hears knocking. Huh?
Tim: I'll get it! Opens door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Hello, want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Sure, DD. Grabs printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: That'll be $199.99
Tim: Hands over money
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Thank you! Leaves
Tim: No problem!
Jim: What's that?
Tim: Are you dumb, stupid?
Jim: No?
Tim: It's a printer
Jim: Oh
Part Two coming soon

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Part Two, Garage Boys
Jim: Printing 6,000 papers and staples then in the garage
Tim: You painted the garage?
Jim: Oh! Uh.. yeah, I did
Tim: Anyways, Imma order pizza. Orders pizza
Jim: Ooh!! Pizza!
10 minutes later
Tim: Aight, Imma get the tools out if the garage
Jim: Alright, five more minutes until the pizza gets here. Wait, what?
Tim: Wait, what is that smell?
Jim: Uh oh..
Tim: Is that paper I smell? Rips the paper. It is paper! Jim!!!
Jim: Oh poop
Tim: I'm going to beat you up so good that you'll have a sprained ankle!!!
Jim: AAAA!!!
Part Three Coming Soon

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Honorable Character Ideas: Lancelot (TheLandOfFunFunFun) and Bob (Arlandias)
Part Three, Two New Neighbors!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: G'day, Jim and Tim!
Jim and Tim: Hello, Mr. Doofus Doofen!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: We have two new neighbors, one is Lancelot and one is Bob!
Jim: Ugh, two people to annoy us now
Tim: I'm excited to meet them!
Lancelot: Wow! I can do a 360 on my bicycle on my ramp!
Tim: Hello.. uh..
Lancelot: I'm Lancelot, nice to meet you
Tim: I'm Tim, the house in front of you. You like bicycling, mind if I try?
Lancelot: Sure, why not? I'll teach you!
Tim: Okay!
Meanwhile...
Bob: Sup, dude. I'm Bob, you?
Jim: Jim, and who is that?
Bob: Oh, that's my cat, Dejun
Dejun: Meow
Jim: Cool, and is that a drum set?
Bob: Sure it is!
Jim: I have one too!
Bob: The only problem is I have no idea who to play it
Jim: I'm good at drums, I'll teach ya!
Bob: Okay!
Part Four Coming Soon

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Part Four, WE'RE GOING TO SPACE!!!!
Jim: Types on laptop 💻
Tim: Whatcha typing?
Jim: Space
Tim: Well, we could work for NASA
Jim: Oh heck yeah, let's do it!
NASA Interview
Mr. NASA Interview Guy: You're hired, boys!
Jim and Tim: Heck yeah!
Mr. NASA Interview Guy: Go to the entrance on the left and you're in your journey to the Moon
In the entrance to the left...
Monitor Dude: Jim and Tim in the rocket ship?
Other Monitor Dude: Yep
Monitor Dude: Okay, they're landing in three! Two! One!! They landed in the Moon!!!!
Tim: Place the flag on the Moon
Jim: Okay. Puts the flag in the Moon
Every Monitor Dudes: YEAHH!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!
Tim: We did it!
Jim: Aight, I'm hungry. Let's get back to Earth
Tim: Alright
Part Five Coming Soon

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Part Five, Uh Oh
Jim: I'm noticing something, Tim
Tim: Yeah?
Jim: The drifting wheel won't work
Tim: Huh?
The ship breaks Lancelot's and Bob's corner roof
Bob: Huh? Maybe some leafs snacking my roof. I gotta continue watching, "The House Man"
Lancelot: What were you doing!?
Jim: In space
Lancelot: What? That does make any sense!
Tim: It was an accident!
Lancelot: I'm getting a court case ready!
Tim: Crap
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Part Six, Court Case
Judge: So you brought Jim and Tim in this case over a rocket ship crash?
Lancelot: Yes, Your Honor
Tim: Jesus, it was an accident. The controls didn't work and we crashed in the half way!
Judge: Hm.. I'm making a decision
Lancelot: Ha! I'm getting $20,000 over this!
Judge: Jim and Tim, you are not guilty
Jim and Tim: YEAHH!!!
Lancelot: What!?
Judge: Lancelot, you work as a bicyclist. You get thousands of dollars, so you can fix the damage
Lancelot: Actually, I haven't thought of that..
Part Seven Coming Soon

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Part Seven, Fixing Bob's Corner Roof
Jim: Imma go to bed
Tim: We still have four more hours until night, so I say we should fix Bob's corner roof
Jim: What!? No way he's gonna notice that
Tim: Oh shut up and get the tools ready
Jim: Ugh, fine
Two Minutes Later...
Tim: Okay, add a skir or whatever that's called and staple it to the rest!
Jim: Okay. Staples
Tim: We're good!
Bob: Is that the squirrels I keep hearing all night long? Atleast there's acorns outside
Jim: Now can I sleep?
Tim: Yeah, sure. I'm tired too
Jim: Runs to bed
Tim: Hopefully tomorrow is a better day
Part Eight Coming Soon

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Part Eight, Is It True?
News Reporter: Now on today's crime is the murder of Emmet Duiydn, who left many clues in the house at 5 in the morning...
Tim: Hey, why does those handprints look like yours?
Jim: I don't know, same prints I guess?
Tim: Well that's oddly suspicious. Maybe like you said, same prints
Jim: Yeah.. I guess so
Four Hours Later
Lancelot: Hey, um, Jim
Jim: Yeah?
Lancelot: Were you the one who murdered Emmet Duiydn?
Tim: I think it's the same prints as the real murderer, it can't be Jim's handprints
Lancelot: Hmm.. I don't think so... Bikes away
Tim: Wonder how?
Jim: Wonder what?
Tim: Nothing
Jim: Oh, alright
Three Hours Later
Judge: I hereby declare that Jim is the Emmet Duiydn murderer!
Other People In The Court: Gasp
Jim: Wait, how!?
Judge: Guards, take him to prison for three years!
Guard 1: Okay, Sir. Arrests Jim
Tim: I wish this didn't happen.. wait.. Goes to car
Part Nine Coming Soon

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Part Nine, Getting Jim Out Of Prison
Tim: Okay, I'm ready to roll!
Guard 50: I hear a tank..
Guard 40: I think it's your mind
Tim breaks the prison wall
Tim: Hello
Tim launches bomb and kills 30 guards and shoots Jim's prison cell door
Jim: Jesus! You got a tank!?
Tim: Yeah! Hop in!
Jim hops in and they drove out of prison
Chief Guy: Get those criminals!
Tim: Blows up everything
Ten Minutes Later...
Jim: Where we parking the tank?
Tim: The driveway
Jim: Okay, before you do.. let me park our car in the garage. Parks car in garage
Tim: Parks tank in driveway
Jim: That was crazy
Tim: Yep.. let's just chill, for now
Part Ten Coming Soon

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Part Ten, The FBI Are On Us!?
Tim: What a night, Jim
Jim: Yeah, I got in prison an-
News Reporter: Today on New News, the killer of Emmet Duiydn is finally revealed. His name is Daryl Anahg, famous actor in the movies "The Douin". And our lat- Gets turned off
Jim: Bro, why you shut the TV off?
Tim: They're here..
Jim: Who?
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!! Kicks down door
Tim: Run!
Jim: Where?!
Tim: The Hideout Basement!!
Jim: Wait, wha- AAA!!!
Tim pulls Jim to the Hideout Basement and he locks it
Jim: What are we gonna do!?!?
Tim: We have a tunnel to the garage
Jim: Let's get to the garage!
They enter the tunnel and got in their tank
Jim: You sure it is okay?!
Tim: Yeah!!
FBI: One, two, three!! Breaks basement doors. Where are they?!
Jim: We're getting out of here!!!
Tim and Jim: WOO!!!!!
FBI: Crap, they got away. We'll get you next time!!!
Part Eleven Coming Soon

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Honorable Mention: Crossover of Yes and No (United free lands's Season Guys or whatever, go check it out)
Part Eleven, How Did We Get Here?
12:10 AM, Midnight
Tim: Pst, Jim!
Jim: What?
Tim: Go to the living room
Jim: Yawns. Okay
They went to the living room
Jim: Okay, what do you want?
Tim: Okay, how the heck did we get in here!?
No hears the chat
No: What is that noise? Hey Yes, Yes!
Yes: What?!
No: I'm hearing a chat downstairs
Yes: ... I do hear it!
No: Let's get the shotgun and go downstairs
Yes: Okay
Yes and No gets the shotgun and goes downstairs
No: HA!!!
Yes: Where are they?
No: What is that noise out there?!
Tim: Later losers!
Jim: Ha!
No: Crap, crap crap!!!
Yes: Oh well, we'll just continue our daily routi-
No: We'll get them, GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!
Yes: Oh cra-
Part Twelve Coming Soon

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Part Twelve, Time To Fly
Jim: So uh, how do we get back to our country?
Tim: We fly
Jim: No, I have aerophobia! We can't do that!
Tim: Oh yes
Jim and Tim gets on their plane and flies
5 hours later...
Tim: We got back home!!!!
Jim: Jumps into bed
Tim: I'm tired, Imma sleep
Part Thirteen Coming Soon

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Part Thirteen, ГРЕШКА НИЈЕ ДОСТУПНА ГРЕШКА НИЈЕ ДОСТУПНА
Tim: Finally, it's done..
Jim: Eating taco. What's done?
Tim: My time machine, I called it the "RTTPAF"
Jim: Let's get in!
Tim: Wait! NO!!!
Jim pushed Tim into RTTPAF and went to the year 841295739
Tim: Dang it, Jim! You ruined it!!
Jim: sorry...
Tim: RTTPAF is broken and we're in the future
Jim: Future? Aha!!
Tim: Ah crap, here we go again
Jim does many, many and many activities in the year 841295739
Part Fourteen Coming Soon

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Part Fourteen, Planning To Get To The Present Year
Jim and Tim are at a fast food restaurant, eating burgers while planning how to get back to 2022
Jim: Smiling while eating a cheeseburger
Tim: Angry while eating a cheeseburger
Jim: So u-
Tim: Don't talk about the future, I'm sick of it
Jim: Okay!
Robot Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man Waiter: Is. That. All?
Jim: Yeah!
Robot Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man Waiter: Inside. Voices
Jim: Sorry
Tim: Let's get out of here for a talk
Jim: Okay :D
Tim: You need to be smarter, like smarter smarter
Jim: Why? I like my normal self! Plus the future
Tim: The future won't look like this, wake up!!! Slaps Jim back and forward
Jim: Ow! Christ, Tim! Let's continue eating!!
Tim: No, we're going to a repair shop
Jim: Aw, fine!
At the repair shop
Repair Shop Guy: Hmm, I'll see about it. Give me about.. three days
Tim: Okay, it pretty much took me three days to built it
Jim: :(
Part Fifteen Coming Soon

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Part Fifteen, Day One: Plan
Jim: Eating chips while watching TV, and smiling
Tim: I wish I have 500 million dollars
Jim: We could rob a bank, or start a bus-
Tim: Wait! You gave me an idea!
Jim: What?
Tim: Throws him into the garage
Jim: Okay, what?
Tim: Okay, you said "Rob a bank" alright? So I think we get BZ knock out gases, gas masks and a whole team. So we'll look for them and start the score
Jim: That's a dumb idea
Tim: Oh, we are
Part Sixteen Coming Soon

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Part Sixteen, Day Two: Picking Teammates
Tim: Hey officers!
Officer 1: Sup, who are you?
Tim: I'm a FBI agent, you got wanted criminals in the wanted posters?
Officer 1: It's in the room on the right
Tim: Thanks. Gets the posters and goes home
Jim: So who we are picking?
Tim: Okay; we are picking two gunmen, one driver and one hacker. So we're picking Fughn Cuin, Alexander Xelan, Yusef Fesuy and Egiap Sirrah. Fughn and Alexander are the gunmen, Yusef is the driver and Sirrah is the hacker. They're good at their role, so we'll be good to go!
Jim: And?
Tim: There's no "and?". We're good, tomorrow.. we are starting the robbery!
Part Seventeen Coming Soon

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Part Seventeen, Day Three: The Score
Tim: Alright, mates. Today is the day where we have our first score
Fughn Cuin: Okay, so what is the plan?
Tim: Oh, yeah. The plan is: Jim will get on top of the bank, he'll have the BZ knock out gases and throw them into the ventilation to knock out everyone in the bank. Me, Fughn Cuin and Alexander Xelan will go in to get the money. Egiap Sirrah will tell us the time and how many minutes will the police will come. And, of course, Yusef Fesuy will be waiting in the alleyway to get the getaway started
Jim, Yusef, Fughn, Egiap and Alexander: Okay, we're good to go!
Three minutes later...
Jim: Okay, throwing the BZ in the ventilation. Throws the BZ in the ventilation
Everyone In The Bank: Gets knocked out
Tim, Alexander and Fughn: Alright, boys. Let's get the money!
Egiap Sirrah: Okay, the police will come at 3:30. So they'll come in two minutes
Tim: Alright! Hurry up, guys!
They grab the money two minutes later
Yusef Fesuy: You guys need a ride, thief's?
Tim, Fughn and Alexander: Yeah!
They get in the car and drive away
Yusef Fesuy: Wait, what about Jim?
Tim: He has another driver
Yusef Fesuy: Oh, okay
Egiap Sirrah: I blurred the satellite images, braked the police cars and made the green lights to red
Tim: Perfect, we're two minutes away from home
Two minutes later...
Tim: Okay, guys. You'll get your Ubers and me and Jim will get inside. Oh, I almost forgot! Hands out 30 million dollars each
Jim: What a day!
Tim: Yeah.. tomorrow we'll get out of the future and keep the money
Jim: Yeah.. Imma be sad...
Part Eighteen Coming Soon

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Part Eighteen, Goodbye Future...
Jim: I don't wanna get out of the future!
Tim: Do you wanna die in the future, without your friends?!
Jim: ... No..
Tim: Yeah! Now let's go!!
Jim: Okay...
At the Repair Shop
Repair Shop Guy: Welp, it's done. Try it out
Tim's Uh.. Grabs Jim and goes to the year 2022
Jim: We're.. home...
Tim: Yeah, and the money is in the house
Jim: You know what? Let's just stay away from the problems we have
Tim: Yep, let's just chill
Part Nineteen Coming Soon

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(Idea by South Pacifican Kilendjj, for some reason I don't know why)
Part Nineteen, Jim Gets A Divorce
Jim's Wife: Honey!
Jim: Yeah? I'm kinda busy
Jim's Wife: I have had it! You have cheated on me with TWO WOMEN!!!
Jim: I did no-
Jim's Wife: Get OUT!!! PACK UP YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT!!!!!!
Jim: Goes into tears and packs up his stuff, and drives to Tim's house
Tim: Hey buddy, what's wrong?
Jim: My wife got a divorce between me and her
Tim: Oh, that sucks. What happened?
Jim: Well sh-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a printer?
Jim: Eh..
Tim: Yeah, thanks! Pays for printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Closes door and walks away to other houses
Tim: Anyways, continue
Jim: She thought I cheated on her with two women
Tim: Well, I do have footage and it seems like you did not cheat on her. Go show her the footage, or not
Jim: Screw that lady, we can time with eachother!
Tim: Let's watch movies and play games!
Jim's Okay!
Part Twenty Coming Soon

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Part Twenty, Saving Abraham Lincoln
Jim: You been staring at that poster of Abraham Lincoln for two hours, what's wrong?
Tim: I'm depressed that he died by John Wilkes Booth
Jim: Wait, you have an IQ of 164. Can't you time travel?
Tim: Makes a watch that can time travel
Jim: How is it supposed to work?
Tim: Just think of a year you want to go to, turn it and you get teleported there. Simple
Jim: Okay, let's try
Tim: Hold on to me
Jim: Alright
Year 2022 to Year 1865, April 14th
Tim: We're just outside of Ford's Theatre, place of Lincoln's assassination
Jim: I see Abraham Lincoln in a car, parked next to the theatre!
Tim: Okay, I'll find John Wilkes Booth and kill him
Meanwhile...
Abraham Lincoln: Thank you, and let's watch this play! I'm excited!
Abraham Lincoln's Wife: Me too, Abe. Come on
In the theatre
Actor 1: Oh, Martha! Please come down, I didn't mean to!
Actor 2: Shut up, Henry! You backstabbed me, you betrayer!
John Wilkes Booth: Walking upstairs where Abe is
Abraham Lincoln: This is my favorite one I have to say
Abraham Lincoln's Wife: I'm glad, Abe
Tim: Grabs John Wilkes Booth and pushes him off of the seating balcony
Abraham Lincoln: Oh my! You murdered him!
Tim: That guy was ready to kill you, I saved your life. Now follow me. Grabs Abe and Jim and teleports to 2022
Abraham Lincoln: Whoa, what is this.. technology?
Tim: Future
Abraham Lincoln: Cool
Part Twenty-One Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-One, Time To Buy A New Game!
Game Guy Add Dude: Get “Fernan” today!
Tim shuts the TV off
Tim: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Jim: Yeah!
They sprint to get the money and get in the car, driving really fast
Cashier: Jesus, they're fast to get Fernan
Tim: Me and Jim will like to buy this!
Cashier: That'll be $20
Jim: Rushing to get money
Jim: Here!
Cashier: Thank you for visiting GameLand, come back anytime
Jim and Tim: You too! Runs to car, and drives home
Cashier: You too? Weird
Jim: Starts game and hands Tim controller
They played Fernan Online for hours, hours and more hours
Part Twenty-Two Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Two, New Comic Series
Tim: Whatcha making?
Jim: A comic series
Tim: What's it called?
Jim: Food Wars
Tim: Nic-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Yeah, just in case
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay. Gives printer 🖨️
Tim: Pays
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Thank you!
Tim: No problem, anyways Jim... What is the story about?
Jim: It's about food superheroes trying to stop food supervillains
Tim: Cool! You hoping it's going to be popular?
Jim: Yeah
Tim: Okay!
Part Twenty-Three Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Three, Tim Goes To Brazil (South Pacifican Kilendjj's idea)
Jim and Tim are playing their favorite game
Jim: Imma about to win! Shakes excitedly
Tim: No, by the way why do you shake like that-
Jim Won
Jim: WOOO I WON, IN YOUR FACE PLEB!!!
Tim: Sigh
Jim: Bruh, you okay?
Tim: When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time.. and walk past
Jim: You little-
Ding dong
Guy Wearing A Yellow Costume: Ey you know who killed Purpl-
Jim slams the door on the yellow costume guy
Jim: You're going to Brazil
Tim: Hu-
Jim throws him on the plane to Brazil
Part Twenty-Four Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Four, Brazil Place
Tim Teleports to the plane and falls off
Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tim softly lands to the Brazilian portal
Tim: Phew... Oh my god....
[insert image of a hell-like forest]
Tim: Welp I don't know what to do-
Tim explores the hell-like Brazilian forest
Meanwhile in Jim's house
Jim: Hm, already miss him for some reason, meh, let's just play some Among Us (two)
5 hours later
Jim: I-I'm fine...
1 hour later
Jim: I-I miss tim...
Meanwhile in Brazil
Tim: Wh-What's this?
Jim puts his head near a weird looking square
Tim: H-hello
Back to Jim's
Jim: What's that noise.... It sounds a lot like... TIM!
Back to Tim
Tim takes his head off of the weird looking square
Tim: I thought I heard Jim's voice... wait a minut-
Tim sticks his head back near the weird looking square
Tim: JIM! Say "Chicken Crisp Cream with Cookies" if you hear me!
Back to Jim
Jim: Chicken Crisp Cream with Cookies!
Back to Tim
Tim: JIM! Find me so I can hear you better
Back to Jim
Jim: Okay Ti-
Ding Ding
Jim opens up the door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Heya, want a printe-
Jim: Not right now...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: What's wrong Jim-
Jim: I send my friend to Brazil...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Holy Cheez-Itz! ALL THE WAY TO BRAZIL, ARE YA CRAZY!?!?...
Jim: I know... I shouldn't done that...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Wait a minute...
Jim: Huh-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: The only way to get teleported to Brazil is via portal..
Jim: What? There wasn't any portal
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Might of been invisible
Jim: Huh? Also how do you know this? Thought you were just a printer guy-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Well ya see, I was the one that created that portal
Jim: What? Only Occupela Morfenshvortz created that...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yep that's me... I have been in disguise all along
Part Twenty-Five Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Five, Exiting Brazil
Tim: I need to get tickets to the plane
Brazilian: Here. Gives plane tickets to Hiyzis
Tim: How do you know that I need to go to Hiyzis?
Brazilian: Most Hiyzisian's visit here and leave here for Hiyzis
Tim: Sure...
Tim drives the plane and crashes into a street
Jim: You're home!
Tim: Yep
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Printer 🖨️?
Tim pays it, DD leaves and Jim and Tim gets inside home
Part Twenty-Six Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Six, The End of The World? Or Not?
News Reporter: Breaking News! The asteroid is hitting Earth, which is going to kill of humanity. In other reports...
Jim: Oh crap, we're gonna die Tim!
Tim: I don't think the asteroid will hit Earth. We had reports like that but it didn't hit Earth. I think we're fine
12 AM
Tim: This is a good sandwich, I'll finish it later
Jim: Crouching around
Tim: What are you doing?
Jim: I don't need sleep, I need answers
Tim: Are you dumb, stupid? The asteroid will not kill humanity
Tim: Earth is not getting hit by the aster-
Jim: PUSH THE ASTEROID BACK!!!
Jim throws Tim into the machine area
Tim: Jesus, Jim. Why am I doing this? Tim pushes the asteroid away from Earth
Jim: :D
Tim: Goes to bed
Part Twenty-Seven Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Seven, Cutscene Problem
Tim: Okay, I'll enter this house and watch the cutscene
In the cutscene...
Tim's Character, Creed: Enters the house
Guy: Ahhh! Creed. Great to see you man
Creed: It's been a while! How's family?
Guy: Family's good! My daughter just started school last week. She couldn't be any happier
Creed: Oh really? How's she handling it?
Guy: She cried the first week. Her first step into the real world you know
Creed: She a shy one?
Guy: She's a quiet kid, but I can already tell. She's got my funny gene!
Tim: What the heck? Can I skip this? Clicks the skip button, but it doesn't work
Creed: Must be nice. Mine on the other hand is a bit crazy
Guy: Really?
Tim: This is unskippable. Is this important to the storyline?
Creed: She'll talk to anyone, anywhere! Kinda scares me to be honest
Guy: Right. You gotta teach her about stranger danger
Creed: Believe me. But the next thing you know, she's talking to the mailman!
Guy: Oh. Speaking of mail, did you know that 472.1 million pieces of mail are delivered throughout a day?
Tim: Speaking about mail? Did this guy give out a fun fact in a middle of a video game?
Guy: I learned that last week
Creed: Anyways, I should get going. It was nice catching up
Guy: For sure, I'll see you around
Creed leaves the house
Tim: What was that?! I just listened to some dialogue, I didn't even get a mission out of that. All I got was a fun fact about mail! WHY MAIL?!?! Sighs. I need some action, man, I need some action
Tim: Here we go, just gonna beat this guy up
Creed's POV:
Misses the punch
Hoodie: Whoa whoa whoa! What's up?!
Tim: WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Creed: You were looking at me weird
Hoodie: So what?
Creed: Throw your hands up and we'll see what's what!
Hoodie: Man you're gonna regret this!
Creed and Hoodie punching eachother
Tim: Why is this even a cutscene, let me.. let me fight the man!
Creed: I see you know some martial arts
Hoodie: You as well. Speaking of martial arts, did you know that most of the martial arts practiced today originated from China, Korea and Japan?
Tim: IS THIS SOME KIND OF EDUCATIONAL GAME?!?! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING NOTES OR SOMETHING LIKE IS THERE GONNA BE A TEST AFTER THIS?!?!
Creed: Really? Wow. Oh my G- Wow! I did not know that
Hoodie: Anyways, back where we left off
Continues fighting
Tim: Okay, just calm down... THIS ISN'T EVEN A GAME I'M JUST WATCHING A TERRIBLY WRITTEN MOVIE!!!!
Creed dies
Tim: I DIED?!?! HOW DO I DIE IN A CUTSCENE?!?! How's that fair?
Tim clicks the button to play again
Creed's POV:
Tim: Laughing. WHOO...!!! ANOTHER CUTSCENE?!?!?!?!
Creed: Who are you?
Gang Guy: Found you on the street, so I took you back to my place
Creed: I appreciate it, but why?
Gang Guy: We can talk later, just get some rest now
Creed: You think I can get some water?
Tim: Bro there's no way...
Gang Guy: Sure thing!
Tim: I swear to God
Gang Guy: Speaking of water,
Tim: NOOOO!!!!
Gang Guy: Did you know that 97% of the world's water is undrinkable?
Tim: You want to give me some facts? I got a notebook right here, come on come on let's learn. Teach me about cows, I want to learn about cows
Gang Guy: Goodnight now. I'll wake you up in 8 hours
Creed: Sleeps
Tim: There's no way... there's no way. This game was $60 DOLLARS?!?! I'm watching a guy sleep for $60 dollars?
Creed is still sleeping
Tim: Yeah I'll be right back.. I - I gotta get some water, good thing I know I can drink 3% of the world's water!
Part Twenty-Eight Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Eight, Plans
Me: This is a short episode, by the way
Jim: I have plans tomorrow
Tim: Yeah?
Jim: I need my own flute
Tim: Already asleep
Jim: Ugh
Part Twenty-Nine Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Nine, Weird...
Jim: I want a flute
Tim: I have one at home
Jim: My own one, not yours
Tim: Oh, alright. There's a red van by a yield sign
They walk to the van
Sketchy Dark Shadow: What do you want?
Jim: A flute
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Aight, let me get it
Jim: Okay
Two minutes later
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Gives flute
Jim: Thank you! Gives $30
Jim and Tim walk away to home
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Idiots, it wasn't $30. But oh well
Tim: You like it?
Jim: Yep, Plays it
Part Thirty Coming Soon

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Part Thirty, Jim's Grandfather's Name
Tim: Hey Jim, I have a question
Jim: Yeah?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man, Bob, Lancelot, Tim and everyone in the neighborhood: What's your grandfather's name?
Jim: Sigh. I guess it's time to say it, it's Charter McDonaldyusefunitedarabemiratesmysistersaidshewas
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man, Bob, Lancelot, Tim and everyone in the neighborhood: Charter McDonaldyusefunitedarabemiratesmysistersaidshewas?
Jim: Yep, now I want sleep
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Part Thirty-One, Return Of Yes And No
Tim: Remember when we inside of those guys house?
Jim: No, let's wat- Hears doorbell
Tim: I'll get the door. Opens door
No: Sup, Tim. Shoots shotgun, and misses Tim
Jim: Holy crap! Gets a Glock-17, and flips the couch over
No: Get to the stairs, Yes! Runs to stairs for cover
Jim: Tim! Get the M4!
Tim: Oh yeah, forgot about that gun! Grabs M4 and goes to Jim
After shooting a lot, around the house
No: Dang it, no ammo
Jim and Tim: Dang it, no ammo
Yes: Maybe we should make peace..?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a pri- what the heck?
Jim, Tim and No: Um, we had a fight
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Slowly places printer on the ground and walks away
Tim: Go to the Hideout Basement!
Jim: Yeah! Runs
Tim: Runs
No: Get back here! Runs to them
Jim: Locks basement
No: Uses hammer to break the lock
Tim: Remember when we got chased by the FBI?
Jim: Yeah?
Tim: We should go to the garage tunnel
Jim: Okay! Runs to tunnel
No: The lock is broken, let's get inside
Yes: Okay...
No: Where are they?!
No looks outside and sees Jim and Tim driving away
No: God da-
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Part Thirty-Two, Corned BEEF
Tim: We have no food here
Jim: We don't? Maybe we should ge-
Tim: No snacks and treats
Jim: Okay :(
At the grocery store
Tim: Leaves the cart
Jim: It's my chance to put the ice cream on the cart!
Runs to the cart and slow mo jump
Tim: Kickflips the ice cream
Vim, Zim and Bim: Boo! Booyah! Booyah ha!
Tim ju jitsu and karate fights them
Jim: Why can't we get treats?
Tim: I get paid peanuts
Jim: Ugh...
Tim: Sniff sniff sniff
Jim: ?
Tim: AISLE 15!
Jim: What are you doing?
Tim: Corned BEEF
Jim: I don't like that stuff
Tim: Shut up, Jim
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Part Twenty-Three, French Revolution
Jim: We should go to 1793!
Tim: Please n-
Jim: Brings Tim to the time machine and goes to the year 1793
1793 France
Tim: Dude, I'm tired. And I ha- whoa
French people holding spikes with heads on and guillotines cutting heads
Jim: Disguise as French royalty!
French Royal Guy: Ha ha, that was a funny joke José!
Another French Royal Guy: I know, Micháel. Funny jo- Both of them gets knocked out
After disguising
Tim: This is huge
Jim: I know, let's save them
Tim: Save them?
Jim: Yep
Tim: Oh my God, Jim. Christ, let's go
In the French Palace
Jim: Okay!
Marie Antoinette: I'm scared!
Jim: Kicks down door. We're here to save you and the King!
Marie Antoinette: Okay, let's go!
Jim: Tim! Travel to 1830!
Tim: Okay...
Travels to 1830 with Marie Antoinette and the King, leaves then there and goes to the Present
Jim: That was fun!
Tim: I'm going to sleep
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Part Thirty-Four, What The?
Jim: I see two people, same clothes and stuff
Tim: Huh?
Gim: I see two people, same clothes and stuff
Yim: Huh?
Tim's car crashes, and Yim's car doesn't
Jim: Eating cereal
Gim: Eating cereal
Tim: Watching TV
Yim: Watching TV
Tim: That's it, Goes outside and plants bombs in Gim and Yim's house
Jim: What's going on?
Loud explosions
Tim: Blew up the copy cat's house
Jim: Okay
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Part Thirty-Five, Zaruin Battle (The Return Part Two)
Jim: It'll be cool if we had superpowers, and fought villains
Tim: Same, and got me an idea
Jim: ?
Tim: Makes an machine that can make superpowers
Jim: How does it work?
Tim: You have to type in a superpower, then it'll give you it forever
Jim: What if you don't want to have it forever?
Tim: You type in "Un- whatever" power to remove it
Jim: Hm, okay
Tim: I'll go first
Tim types in Myriad Spells
Jim: What did you get?
Tim: Myriad Spells
Jim: Cool
Jim types in Strength
Tim: What do you got?
Jim: Strength
Tim: Awesome, let's go!
Twenty hours later
Tim: We kinda messed up
Jim: Yep, half of the town is destroyed, plus I need a spell
Tim: Sure, and what is i-
They fell into a floating rock in another world
Zaruin: The he-
Jim: Attack!
Tim: Not ye-
Jim tries attacking Zaruin, but misses a lot
Zaruin: Nice try, loser
Tim: Okay, now's the time. Attack!
After blood, fighting and falling down
Zaruin: Stttrrraagghhh!!!
Tim: Huh?
Tim gets punched, falling out of the rock
Jim: TIM!!! Grabs his hand
Tim: My powers won't work, Jim!
Jim: Stay with me!
Tim: I'm better off, Jim. See you in the other side...
Tim let's go of Jim's hand, falling to his death
Jim: No, no no! TIM NOO NOOO!!!
Zaruin: Well well well, looks like he died
Jim: A bug!
Zaruin: AHHHH!! Where?!?!
Jim: Kills Zaruin
In the original world
No: Dang it, they killed Zaruin. But we killed Tim! Hahaha!!!
Yes: Please calm down, No. This is actually terri-
No: Oh this is good, Yes. Without him, we can rule this town! Make them our workers and hire the town's military to protect you and me, heh heh.. HAHAHA!!!
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Part Thirty-Six, Avenging For Tim
Jim: I guess I'll remove my power
Jim types "Un-Strength"
Jim: It's lonely, wish Tim was alive
Flashback:
Tim: I'm better off, Jim. See you in the other side...
Back to the real world:
Jim: I must kill No
Twenty hours later
Jim: It's raining, perfect
No's Guard: Gets his neck cracked by Jim
Jim: Okay, he's dead and I'll go to that pla- AH!
Unknown: Shh! Follow my lead, Jim
Jim: How do you know my name?
Unknown: I'll explain that inside of the No Building, basically No's place where he chill's
Jim: ...Okay
After killing a couple of guards
Unknown: We're inside, now I'll explain. Takes off hoodie
Jim: You're Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yeah, I am
Jim: I thought you are a worker for No.. but how?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I escaped from the Guards and became an agent now
Jim: Cool, why are you here though?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I'm here to assassinate No. You heard of Arbor J. Maxim?
Jim: An assassin who is never caught? Plus a famous one
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yeah, he hired me to assassinate No
Jim: I think I hear someone
Yes: Humming. I wish No was normal, the way he was. Walks away
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay, it's good to go. Let's go to his room
Jim: We need disguises
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I have it, I'm disguised as one. Give me about five minutes
Jim: Okay
In No's Room...
No: You're here because there's a spy?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yes, Boss
No: Hmm, find him
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Before I do.. Jumps on No, grabbing a glass cup
No: Get off of me!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: NEVER!!! Breaks cup and stabs No in the neck
Yes: What was that noise? Maybe the pigeons
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: It's done. Calls Jim
Jim: Yeah?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: You see a detonator on the ground next to you?
Jim: I do, and I'm holding it now
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Press "Activate"
Jim: Okay? Presses
Loud explosions, and gun fire
Jim: The heck was that?!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: It was a bomb. My people, plus Arbor J. Maxim, are shooting at the guards. Get out of the building and go home!
Jim: Okay!
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Part Thirty-Seven, You're...
Jim: Opens door. I guess I'll eat a sandwich
Jim eating a sandwich
Ding dong!
Jim: Wonder who can that be..
Jim opens the door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Good news, we have someone!
Unknown: Hey Jim!
Jim: T.. Tim?
Tim: Yep, you thought I was dead?
Jim: I thought you did
Tim: I went to a portal back to the real world, in Ireland
Jim: Cool, always wanted to go there
Tim: Then I took a trip back to Hiyzis, and saw the No stuff
Jim: Thank you, DD!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: No problem!
At No's Office...
No: Rips glass out of his neck. Screw those stupid guys, I will plan of taking over the world. HAHAHA!!!!
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Part Thirty-Eight, The Beginning's
Me: The year in this show is 2022. But in the beginning's, it's 1992. So enjoy
In Middle School, I think
Tim: Drawing time machines
Bully: Punches Jim
Jim: Ow! Cries
Tim: Huh?
Jim: Why?
Bully: It's fun to bully you, haha!
Tim: Hey! Stop that!
Bully: Want me to hurt you, Tim? Because I can!
Tim: Try me
Tim karate chops the Bullies neck, and kicks him in the nuts
Bully: Runs away
Tim: Ha
Jim: Whoa, that was cool. Wanna be friends?
Tim: Sure
30 Years Later
Me: 2022 now
Jim: Plays the drums
Tim: In bed. Ugh, that noise! I just want to sleep
Jim: I'm hungry, Imma get a sandwich with mayonnaise. Walks to kitchen
Tim: Is he gone? Well, guess I'll get up and eat cereal while watching, "The House Man"
Jim: Mm, this sandwich is goo- Hears knocking. Huh?
Tim: I'll get it! Opens door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Hello, want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Sure, DD. Grabs printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: That'll be $199.99
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Part Thirty-Nine, Going Back To Ancient Rome
Tim: Hey Jim, we should go back to Ancient Rome!
Jim: Okay
In Ancient Rome, and Jim and Tim disguises as Rome people
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Hey, who are those guys?
Jim: ?
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Get them!
Jim and Tim gets captured
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Kneel before your King
Tim: We'll never kneel to you!
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Your sandals loose
Tim: Oh! Kneels by accident. ARGH!
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Gottem
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Sup
Tim: Kill them!
Knight 1: Huh?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Tases them
Jim and Tim: Let's get out of here!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay
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Part Forty, Hiding From Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman
Jim: Hey Tim, I heard about a rumor that if you say something rude about tacos.. the Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman will murder them
Tim: Yeah right, Jim. That's fake
Jim: Go ahead, try it
Tim: Okay. Tacos are diagnosed with ugliness
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: Hola, soy ANTELMO-ATANASIO-BALBINO-CELINO-CELIO-EBERARDO TACOMAN!!!!
Tim: RUN!!
Jim: AAAAAAA!!!!!
Jim and Tim goes under the wooden box
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¿Dónde estás? (Where are you?)
Tim: Shh, he'll hear us.. Jim
Jim: Okay...
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: Pulls out a scimitar. ¡Muestra tu cara y podemos cocinar tacos con mi cimitarra! (Show your face and we can cook tacos with my scimitar!)
Tim: ...
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¡¡¡TE ENCONTRÉ!!! (FOUND YOU!!!)
Tim: AAAAH!!!!
Jim: Grabs shotgun and shoots Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¡Ay! ¡Argh! (Ow! Argh!)
Tim: Run! I'll dispose the body!
Jim: Okay, Tim!
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Part Forty-One, Memories
Tim: I miss my family, it's been like twenty years since I saw them
Jim: Same, maybe we should see your family?
Tim: Yes...
Five hours later
Tim: Knocks on door
Tim's Mom: Hm?
Tim: Hey mom
Tim's Mom: Gasp. Come in!
Jim: Okay
Tim's Mom: I made cookies
Jim: Awesome! Eats a couple of cookies
Tim's Mom: It's been twenty years, Tim. Where have you been?
Tim: A lot of adventures, and risky ones too
Tim's Mom: Well, me too. Like your grandpa.. wait, Tim, do you know your grandpa?
Tim: No
Tim's Mom: Well, his name was Captain Timothy Gario. He was the captain of the Bahamda Ship, until it sank in 1968. He went on risky adventures. So I was like him, I wanted to be an adventurer when I was six. I also named you after Gario, but I removed the othy in it. That's how you got your name, Tim
Jim: Hm, that's cool
Tim: He sounds cool
Jim: Well, it was nice meeting you Mrs...
Tim's Mom: Mrs. Tim
Jim: Okay, Mrs. Tim. Have a good day
Mrs. Tim: You too!
Tim: Let's meet your parents
Jim: Mine died
Tim: Oh... sorry to hear that...
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Part Forty-Two, The Time Came
Reporter: New News, there is a nuclear bombing in the town! Safe yourselves! AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Tim: Okay, Jim. Get everything we need
Jim: Okay! Grabs everything
Sgt. Zarkin: Jim and Tim! Hurry
Tim: Who are you?
Sgt. Zarkin: Sergeant Zarkin, your helper. Grabs stuff
Jim: We're done, hurry to the car!
Jim and Tim goes to the bunker
Tim: I guess we live here
Jim: Yep
Twelve Months Later, December
Sgt. Zarkin: Heh heh heh, hahaha HAHAHA!!! The nuke will destroy the entire Tea Universe!!! HAHAHA
Tim: What's that noise?
Sgt. Zarkin: Rips face out. Finally, I can breathe
Tim: No?
No: That Sgt. Zarkin mask worked. Presses launch
Tim: NO!!!
No: Huh?
Tim: Pushes No
Intercom: Nuke unlaunching
No: The news about the nuclear bombing is fake!
Tim: GRAAAHHH!!!
No: Throws Tim to the large glass balcony
Glass: Breaks
No: AAAAAA!!!! Tries to stab Tim
Tim: Oh CRRRRAP!!!! Pushes No
No: Huh? AAAAA!!! Gets impaled by a giant spike which got to his neck
Tim: Oh God, my arm is broken...
Part Forty-Three Coming Soon

Jim: Plays the drums
Tim: In bed. Ugh, that noise! I just want to sleep
Jim: I'm hungry, Imma get a sandwich with mayonnaise. Walks to kitchen
Tim: Is he gone? Well, guess I'll get up and eat cereal while watching, "The House Man"
Jim: Mm, this sandwich is goo- Hears knocking. Huh?
Tim: I'll get it! Opens door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Hello, want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Sure, DD. Grabs printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: That'll be $199.99
Tim: Hands over money
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Thank you! Leaves
Tim: No problem!
Jim: What's that?
Tim: Are you dumb, stupid?
Jim: No?
Tim: It's a printer
Jim: Oh
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Part Two, Garage Boys
Jim: Printing 6,000 papers and staples then in the garage
Tim: You painted the garage?
Jim: Oh! Uh.. yeah, I did
Tim: Anyways, Imma order pizza. Orders pizza
Jim: Ooh!! Pizza!
10 minutes later
Tim: Aight, Imma get the tools out if the garage
Jim: Alright, five more minutes until the pizza gets here. Wait, what?
Tim: Wait, what is that smell?
Jim: Uh oh..
Tim: Is that paper I smell? Rips the paper. It is paper! Jim!!!
Jim: Oh poop
Tim: I'm going to beat you up so good that you'll have a sprained ankle!!!
Jim: AAAA!!!
Part Three Coming Soon

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Honorable Character Ideas: Lancelot (TheLandOfFunFunFun) and Bob (Arlandias)
Part Three, Two New Neighbors!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: G'day, Jim and Tim!
Jim and Tim: Hello, Mr. Doofus Doofen!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: We have two new neighbors, one is Lancelot and one is Bob!
Jim: Ugh, two people to annoy us now
Tim: I'm excited to meet them!
Lancelot: Wow! I can do a 360 on my bicycle on my ramp!
Tim: Hello.. uh..
Lancelot: I'm Lancelot, nice to meet you
Tim: I'm Tim, the house in front of you. You like bicycling, mind if I try?
Lancelot: Sure, why not? I'll teach you!
Tim: Okay!
Meanwhile...
Bob: Sup, dude. I'm Bob, you?
Jim: Jim, and who is that?
Bob: Oh, that's my cat, Dejun
Dejun: Meow
Jim: Cool, and is that a drum set?
Bob: Sure it is!
Jim: I have one too!
Bob: The only problem is I have no idea who to play it
Jim: I'm good at drums, I'll teach ya!
Bob: Okay!
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Part Four, WE'RE GOING TO SPACE!!!!
Jim: Types on laptop 💻
Tim: Whatcha typing?
Jim: Space
Tim: Well, we could work for NASA
Jim: Oh heck yeah, let's do it!
NASA Interview
Mr. NASA Interview Guy: You're hired, boys!
Jim and Tim: Heck yeah!
Mr. NASA Interview Guy: Go to the entrance on the left and you're in your journey to the Moon
In the entrance to the left...
Monitor Dude: Jim and Tim in the rocket ship?
Other Monitor Dude: Yep
Monitor Dude: Okay, they're landing in three! Two! One!! They landed in the Moon!!!!
Tim: Place the flag on the Moon
Jim: Okay. Puts the flag in the Moon
Every Monitor Dudes: YEAHH!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!
Tim: We did it!
Jim: Aight, I'm hungry. Let's get back to Earth
Tim: Alright
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Part Five, Uh Oh
Jim: I'm noticing something, Tim
Tim: Yeah?
Jim: The drifting wheel won't work
Tim: Huh?
The ship breaks Lancelot's and Bob's corner roof
Bob: Huh? Maybe some leafs snacking my roof. I gotta continue watching, "The House Man"
Lancelot: What were you doing!?
Jim: In space
Lancelot: What? That does make any sense!
Tim: It was an accident!
Lancelot: I'm getting a court case ready!
Tim: Crap
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Part Six, Court Case
Judge: So you brought Jim and Tim in this case over a rocket ship crash?
Lancelot: Yes, Your Honor
Tim: Jesus, it was an accident. The controls didn't work and we crashed in the half way!
Judge: Hm.. I'm making a decision
Lancelot: Ha! I'm getting $20,000 over this!
Judge: Jim and Tim, you are not guilty
Jim and Tim: YEAHH!!!
Lancelot: What!?
Judge: Lancelot, you work as a bicyclist. You get thousands of dollars, so you can fix the damage
Lancelot: Actually, I haven't thought of that..
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Part Seven, Fixing Bob's Corner Roof
Jim: Imma go to bed
Tim: We still have four more hours until night, so I say we should fix Bob's corner roof
Jim: What!? No way he's gonna notice that
Tim: Oh shut up and get the tools ready
Jim: Ugh, fine
Two Minutes Later...
Tim: Okay, add a skir or whatever that's called and staple it to the rest!
Jim: Okay. Staples
Tim: We're good!
Bob: Is that the squirrels I keep hearing all night long? Atleast there's acorns outside
Jim: Now can I sleep?
Tim: Yeah, sure. I'm tired too
Jim: Runs to bed
Tim: Hopefully tomorrow is a better day
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Part Eight, Is It True?
News Reporter: Now on today's crime is the murder of Emmet Duiydn, who left many clues in the house at 5 in the morning...
Tim: Hey, why does those handprints look like yours?
Jim: I don't know, same prints I guess?
Tim: Well that's oddly suspicious. Maybe like you said, same prints
Jim: Yeah.. I guess so
Four Hours Later
Lancelot: Hey, um, Jim
Jim: Yeah?
Lancelot: Were you the one who murdered Emmet Duiydn?
Tim: I think it's the same prints as the real murderer, it can't be Jim's handprints
Lancelot: Hmm.. I don't think so... Bikes away
Tim: Wonder how?
Jim: Wonder what?
Tim: Nothing
Jim: Oh, alright
Three Hours Later
Judge: I hereby declare that Jim is the Emmet Duiydn murderer!
Other People In The Court: Gasp
Jim: Wait, how!?
Judge: Guards, take him to prison for three years!
Guard 1: Okay, Sir. Arrests Jim
Tim: I wish this didn't happen.. wait.. Goes to car
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Part Nine, Getting Jim Out Of Prison
Tim: Okay, I'm ready to roll!
Guard 50: I hear a tank..
Guard 40: I think it's your mind
Tim breaks the prison wall
Tim: Hello
Tim launches bomb and kills 30 guards and shoots Jim's prison cell door
Jim: Jesus! You got a tank!?
Tim: Yeah! Hop in!
Jim hops in and they drove out of prison
Chief Guy: Get those criminals!
Tim: Blows up everything
Ten Minutes Later...
Jim: Where we parking the tank?
Tim: The driveway
Jim: Okay, before you do.. let me park our car in the garage. Parks car in garage
Tim: Parks tank in driveway
Jim: That was crazy
Tim: Yep.. let's just chill, for now
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Part Ten, The FBI Are On Us!?
Tim: What a night, Jim
Jim: Yeah, I got in prison an-
News Reporter: Today on New News, the killer of Emmet Duiydn is finally revealed. His name is Daryl Anahg, famous actor in the movies "The Douin". And our lat- Gets turned off
Jim: Bro, why you shut the TV off?
Tim: They're here..
Jim: Who?
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!! Kicks down door
Tim: Run!
Jim: Where?!
Tim: The Hideout Basement!!
Jim: Wait, wha- AAA!!!
Tim pulls Jim to the Hideout Basement and he locks it
Jim: What are we gonna do!?!?
Tim: We have a tunnel to the garage
Jim: Let's get to the garage!
They enter the tunnel and got in their tank
Jim: You sure it is okay?!
Tim: Yeah!!
FBI: One, two, three!! Breaks basement doors. Where are they?!
Jim: We're getting out of here!!!
Tim and Jim: WOO!!!!!
FBI: Crap, they got away. We'll get you next time!!!
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Honorable Mention: Crossover of Yes and No (United free lands's Season Guys or whatever, go check it out)
Part Eleven, How Did We Get Here?
12:10 AM, Midnight
Tim: Pst, Jim!
Jim: What?
Tim: Go to the living room
Jim: Yawns. Okay
They went to the living room
Jim: Okay, what do you want?
Tim: Okay, how the heck did we get in here!?
No hears the chat
No: What is that noise? Hey Yes, Yes!
Yes: What?!
No: I'm hearing a chat downstairs
Yes: ... I do hear it!
No: Let's get the shotgun and go downstairs
Yes: Okay
Yes and No gets the shotgun and goes downstairs
No: HA!!!
Yes: Where are they?
No: What is that noise out there?!
Tim: Later losers!
Jim: Ha!
No: Crap, crap crap!!!
Yes: Oh well, we'll just continue our daily routi-
No: We'll get them, GET THE ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!
Yes: Oh cra-
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Part Twelve, Time To Fly
Jim: So uh, how do we get back to our country?
Tim: We fly
Jim: No, I have aerophobia! We can't do that!
Tim: Oh yes
Jim and Tim gets on their plane and flies
5 hours later...
Tim: We got back home!!!!
Jim: Jumps into bed
Tim: I'm tired, Imma sleep
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Part Thirteen, ГРЕШКА НИЈЕ ДОСТУПНА ГРЕШКА НИЈЕ ДОСТУПНА
Tim: Finally, it's done..
Jim: Eating taco. What's done?
Tim: My time machine, I called it the "RTTPAF"
Jim: Let's get in!
Tim: Wait! NO!!!
Jim pushed Tim into RTTPAF and went to the year 841295739
Tim: Dang it, Jim! You ruined it!!
Jim: sorry...
Tim: RTTPAF is broken and we're in the future
Jim: Future? Aha!!
Tim: Ah crap, here we go again
Jim does many, many and many activities in the year 841295739
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Part Fourteen, Planning To Get To The Present Year
Jim and Tim are at a fast food restaurant, eating burgers while planning how to get back to 2022
Jim: Smiling while eating a cheeseburger
Tim: Angry while eating a cheeseburger
Jim: So u-
Tim: Don't talk about the future, I'm sick of it
Jim: Okay!
Robot Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man Waiter: Is. That. All?
Jim: Yeah!
Robot Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man Waiter: Inside. Voices
Jim: Sorry
Tim: Let's get out of here for a talk
Jim: Okay :D
Tim: You need to be smarter, like smarter smarter
Jim: Why? I like my normal self! Plus the future
Tim: The future won't look like this, wake up!!! Slaps Jim back and forward
Jim: Ow! Christ, Tim! Let's continue eating!!
Tim: No, we're going to a repair shop
Jim: Aw, fine!
At the repair shop
Repair Shop Guy: Hmm, I'll see about it. Give me about.. three days
Tim: Okay, it pretty much took me three days to built it
Jim: :(
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Part Fifteen, Day One: Plan
Jim: Eating chips while watching TV, and smiling
Tim: I wish I have 500 million dollars
Jim: We could rob a bank, or start a bus-
Tim: Wait! You gave me an idea!
Jim: What?
Tim: Throws him into the garage
Jim: Okay, what?
Tim: Okay, you said "Rob a bank" alright? So I think we get BZ knock out gases, gas masks and a whole team. So we'll look for them and start the score
Jim: That's a dumb idea
Tim: Oh, we are
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Part Sixteen, Day Two: Picking Teammates
Tim: Hey officers!
Officer 1: Sup, who are you?
Tim: I'm a FBI agent, you got wanted criminals in the wanted posters?
Officer 1: It's in the room on the right
Tim: Thanks. Gets the posters and goes home
Jim: So who we are picking?
Tim: Okay; we are picking two gunmen, one driver and one hacker. So we're picking Fughn Cuin, Alexander Xelan, Yusef Fesuy and Egiap Sirrah. Fughn and Alexander are the gunmen, Yusef is the driver and Sirrah is the hacker. They're good at their role, so we'll be good to go!
Jim: And?
Tim: There's no "and?". We're good, tomorrow.. we are starting the robbery!
Part Seventeen Coming Soon

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Part Seventeen, Day Three: The Score
Tim: Alright, mates. Today is the day where we have our first score
Fughn Cuin: Okay, so what is the plan?
Tim: Oh, yeah. The plan is: Jim will get on top of the bank, he'll have the BZ knock out gases and throw them into the ventilation to knock out everyone in the bank. Me, Fughn Cuin and Alexander Xelan will go in to get the money. Egiap Sirrah will tell us the time and how many minutes will the police will come. And, of course, Yusef Fesuy will be waiting in the alleyway to get the getaway started
Jim, Yusef, Fughn, Egiap and Alexander: Okay, we're good to go!
Three minutes later...
Jim: Okay, throwing the BZ in the ventilation. Throws the BZ in the ventilation
Everyone In The Bank: Gets knocked out
Tim, Alexander and Fughn: Alright, boys. Let's get the money!
Egiap Sirrah: Okay, the police will come at 3:30. So they'll come in two minutes
Tim: Alright! Hurry up, guys!
They grab the money two minutes later
Yusef Fesuy: You guys need a ride, thief's?
Tim, Fughn and Alexander: Yeah!
They get in the car and drive away
Yusef Fesuy: Wait, what about Jim?
Tim: He has another driver
Yusef Fesuy: Oh, okay
Egiap Sirrah: I blurred the satellite images, braked the police cars and made the green lights to red
Tim: Perfect, we're two minutes away from home
Two minutes later...
Tim: Okay, guys. You'll get your Ubers and me and Jim will get inside. Oh, I almost forgot! Hands out 30 million dollars each
Jim: What a day!
Tim: Yeah.. tomorrow we'll get out of the future and keep the money
Jim: Yeah.. Imma be sad...
Part Eighteen Coming Soon

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Part Eighteen, Goodbye Future...
Jim: I don't wanna get out of the future!
Tim: Do you wanna die in the future, without your friends?!
Jim: ... No..
Tim: Yeah! Now let's go!!
Jim: Okay...
At the Repair Shop
Repair Shop Guy: Welp, it's done. Try it out
Tim's Uh.. Grabs Jim and goes to the year 2022
Jim: We're.. home...
Tim: Yeah, and the money is in the house
Jim: You know what? Let's just stay away from the problems we have
Tim: Yep, let's just chill
Part Nineteen Coming Soon

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(Idea by South Pacifican Kilendjj, for some reason I don't know why)
Part Nineteen, Jim Gets A Divorce
Jim's Wife: Honey!
Jim: Yeah? I'm kinda busy
Jim's Wife: I have had it! You have cheated on me with TWO WOMEN!!!
Jim: I did no-
Jim's Wife: Get OUT!!! PACK UP YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT!!!!!!
Jim: Goes into tears and packs up his stuff, and drives to Tim's house
Tim: Hey buddy, what's wrong?
Jim: My wife got a divorce between me and her
Tim: Oh, that sucks. What happened?
Jim: Well sh-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a printer?
Jim: Eh..
Tim: Yeah, thanks! Pays for printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Closes door and walks away to other houses
Tim: Anyways, continue
Jim: She thought I cheated on her with two women
Tim: Well, I do have footage and it seems like you did not cheat on her. Go show her the footage, or not
Jim: Screw that lady, we can time with eachother!
Tim: Let's watch movies and play games!
Jim's Okay!
Part Twenty Coming Soon

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Part Twenty, Saving Abraham Lincoln
Jim: You been staring at that poster of Abraham Lincoln for two hours, what's wrong?
Tim: I'm depressed that he died by John Wilkes Booth
Jim: Wait, you have an IQ of 164. Can't you time travel?
Tim: Makes a watch that can time travel
Jim: How is it supposed to work?
Tim: Just think of a year you want to go to, turn it and you get teleported there. Simple
Jim: Okay, let's try
Tim: Hold on to me
Jim: Alright
Year 2022 to Year 1865, April 14th
Tim: We're just outside of Ford's Theatre, place of Lincoln's assassination
Jim: I see Abraham Lincoln in a car, parked next to the theatre!
Tim: Okay, I'll find John Wilkes Booth and kill him
Meanwhile...
Abraham Lincoln: Thank you, and let's watch this play! I'm excited!
Abraham Lincoln's Wife: Me too, Abe. Come on
In the theatre
Actor 1: Oh, Martha! Please come down, I didn't mean to!
Actor 2: Shut up, Henry! You backstabbed me, you betrayer!
John Wilkes Booth: Walking upstairs where Abe is
Abraham Lincoln: This is my favorite one I have to say
Abraham Lincoln's Wife: I'm glad, Abe
Tim: Grabs John Wilkes Booth and pushes him off of the seating balcony
Abraham Lincoln: Oh my! You murdered him!
Tim: That guy was ready to kill you, I saved your life. Now follow me. Grabs Abe and Jim and teleports to 2022
Abraham Lincoln: Whoa, what is this.. technology?
Tim: Future
Abraham Lincoln: Cool
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Part Twenty-One, Time To Buy A New Game!
Game Guy Add Dude: Get “Fernan” today!
Tim shuts the TV off
Tim: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Jim: Yeah!
They sprint to get the money and get in the car, driving really fast
Cashier: Jesus, they're fast to get Fernan
Tim: Me and Jim will like to buy this!
Cashier: That'll be $20
Jim: Rushing to get money
Jim: Here!
Cashier: Thank you for visiting GameLand, come back anytime
Jim and Tim: You too! Runs to car, and drives home
Cashier: You too? Weird
Jim: Starts game and hands Tim controller
They played Fernan Online for hours, hours and more hours
Part Twenty-Two Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Two, New Comic Series
Tim: Whatcha making?
Jim: A comic series
Tim: What's it called?
Jim: Food Wars
Tim: Nic-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Yeah, just in case
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay. Gives printer 🖨️
Tim: Pays
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Thank you!
Tim: No problem, anyways Jim... What is the story about?
Jim: It's about food superheroes trying to stop food supervillains
Tim: Cool! You hoping it's going to be popular?
Jim: Yeah
Tim: Okay!
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Part Twenty-Three, Tim Goes To Brazil (South Pacifican Kilendjj's idea)
Jim and Tim are playing their favorite game
Jim: Imma about to win! Shakes excitedly
Tim: No, by the way why do you shake like that-
Jim Won
Jim: WOOO I WON, IN YOUR FACE PLEB!!!
Tim: Sigh
Jim: Bruh, you okay?
Tim: When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time.. and walk past
Jim: You little-
Ding dong
Guy Wearing A Yellow Costume: Ey you know who killed Purpl-
Jim slams the door on the yellow costume guy
Jim: You're going to Brazil
Tim: Hu-
Jim throws him on the plane to Brazil
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Part Twenty-Four, Brazil Place
Tim Teleports to the plane and falls off
Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tim softly lands to the Brazilian portal
Tim: Phew... Oh my god....
[insert image of a hell-like forest]
Tim: Welp I don't know what to do-
Tim explores the hell-like Brazilian forest
Meanwhile in Jim's house
Jim: Hm, already miss him for some reason, meh, let's just play some Among Us (two)
5 hours later
Jim: I-I'm fine...
1 hour later
Jim: I-I miss tim...
Meanwhile in Brazil
Tim: Wh-What's this?
Jim puts his head near a weird looking square
Tim: H-hello
Back to Jim's
Jim: What's that noise.... It sounds a lot like... TIM!
Back to Tim
Tim takes his head off of the weird looking square
Tim: I thought I heard Jim's voice... wait a minut-
Tim sticks his head back near the weird looking square
Tim: JIM! Say "Chicken Crisp Cream with Cookies" if you hear me!
Back to Jim
Jim: Chicken Crisp Cream with Cookies!
Back to Tim
Tim: JIM! Find me so I can hear you better
Back to Jim
Jim: Okay Ti-
Ding Ding
Jim opens up the door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Heya, want a printe-
Jim: Not right now...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: What's wrong Jim-
Jim: I send my friend to Brazil...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Holy Cheez-Itz! ALL THE WAY TO BRAZIL, ARE YA CRAZY!?!?...
Jim: I know... I shouldn't done that...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Wait a minute...
Jim: Huh-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: The only way to get teleported to Brazil is via portal..
Jim: What? There wasn't any portal
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Might of been invisible
Jim: Huh? Also how do you know this? Thought you were just a printer guy-
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Well ya see, I was the one that created that portal
Jim: What? Only Occupela Morfenshvortz created that...
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yep that's me... I have been in disguise all along
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Part Twenty-Five, Exiting Brazil
Tim: I need to get tickets to the plane
Brazilian: Here. Gives plane tickets to Hiyzis
Tim: How do you know that I need to go to Hiyzis?
Brazilian: Most Hiyzisian's visit here and leave here for Hiyzis
Tim: Sure...
Tim drives the plane and crashes into a street
Jim: You're home!
Tim: Yep
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Printer 🖨️?
Tim pays it, DD leaves and Jim and Tim gets inside home
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Part Twenty-Six, The End of The World? Or Not?
News Reporter: Breaking News! The asteroid is hitting Earth, which is going to kill of humanity. In other reports...
Jim: Oh crap, we're gonna die Tim!
Tim: I don't think the asteroid will hit Earth. We had reports like that but it didn't hit Earth. I think we're fine
12 AM
Tim: This is a good sandwich, I'll finish it later
Jim: Crouching around
Tim: What are you doing?
Jim: I don't need sleep, I need answers
Tim: Are you dumb, stupid? The asteroid will not kill humanity
Tim: Earth is not getting hit by the aster-
Jim: PUSH THE ASTEROID BACK!!!
Jim throws Tim into the machine area
Tim: Jesus, Jim. Why am I doing this? Tim pushes the asteroid away from Earth
Jim: :D
Tim: Goes to bed
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Part Twenty-Seven, Cutscene Problem
Tim: Okay, I'll enter this house and watch the cutscene
In the cutscene...
Tim's Character, Creed: Enters the house
Guy: Ahhh! Creed. Great to see you man
Creed: It's been a while! How's family?
Guy: Family's good! My daughter just started school last week. She couldn't be any happier
Creed: Oh really? How's she handling it?
Guy: She cried the first week. Her first step into the real world you know
Creed: She a shy one?
Guy: She's a quiet kid, but I can already tell. She's got my funny gene!
Tim: What the heck? Can I skip this? Clicks the skip button, but it doesn't work
Creed: Must be nice. Mine on the other hand is a bit crazy
Guy: Really?
Tim: This is unskippable. Is this important to the storyline?
Creed: She'll talk to anyone, anywhere! Kinda scares me to be honest
Guy: Right. You gotta teach her about stranger danger
Creed: Believe me. But the next thing you know, she's talking to the mailman!
Guy: Oh. Speaking of mail, did you know that 472.1 million pieces of mail are delivered throughout a day?
Tim: Speaking about mail? Did this guy give out a fun fact in a middle of a video game?
Guy: I learned that last week
Creed: Anyways, I should get going. It was nice catching up
Guy: For sure, I'll see you around
Creed leaves the house
Tim: What was that?! I just listened to some dialogue, I didn't even get a mission out of that. All I got was a fun fact about mail! WHY MAIL?!?! Sighs. I need some action, man, I need some action
Tim: Here we go, just gonna beat this guy up
Creed's POV:
Misses the punch
Hoodie: Whoa whoa whoa! What's up?!
Tim: WHAT IS THIS?!?!
Creed: You were looking at me weird
Hoodie: So what?
Creed: Throw your hands up and we'll see what's what!
Hoodie: Man you're gonna regret this!
Creed and Hoodie punching eachother
Tim: Why is this even a cutscene, let me.. let me fight the man!
Creed: I see you know some martial arts
Hoodie: You as well. Speaking of martial arts, did you know that most of the martial arts practiced today originated from China, Korea and Japan?
Tim: IS THIS SOME KIND OF EDUCATIONAL GAME?!?! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING NOTES OR SOMETHING LIKE IS THERE GONNA BE A TEST AFTER THIS?!?!
Creed: Really? Wow. Oh my G- Wow! I did not know that
Hoodie: Anyways, back where we left off
Continues fighting
Tim: Okay, just calm down... THIS ISN'T EVEN A GAME I'M JUST WATCHING A TERRIBLY WRITTEN MOVIE!!!!
Creed dies
Tim: I DIED?!?! HOW DO I DIE IN A CUTSCENE?!?! How's that fair?
Tim clicks the button to play again
Creed's POV:
Tim: Laughing. WHOO...!!! ANOTHER CUTSCENE?!?!?!?!
Creed: Who are you?
Gang Guy: Found you on the street, so I took you back to my place
Creed: I appreciate it, but why?
Gang Guy: We can talk later, just get some rest now
Creed: You think I can get some water?
Tim: Bro there's no way...
Gang Guy: Sure thing!
Tim: I swear to God
Gang Guy: Speaking of water,
Tim: NOOOO!!!!
Gang Guy: Did you know that 97% of the world's water is undrinkable?
Tim: You want to give me some facts? I got a notebook right here, come on come on let's learn. Teach me about cows, I want to learn about cows
Gang Guy: Goodnight now. I'll wake you up in 8 hours
Creed: Sleeps
Tim: There's no way... there's no way. This game was $60 DOLLARS?!?! I'm watching a guy sleep for $60 dollars?
Creed is still sleeping
Tim: Yeah I'll be right back.. I - I gotta get some water, good thing I know I can drink 3% of the world's water!
Part Twenty-Eight Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Eight, Plans
Me: This is a short episode, by the way
Jim: I have plans tomorrow
Tim: Yeah?
Jim: I need my own flute
Tim: Already asleep
Jim: Ugh
Part Twenty-Nine Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Nine, Weird...
Jim: I want a flute
Tim: I have one at home
Jim: My own one, not yours
Tim: Oh, alright. There's a red van by a yield sign
They walk to the van
Sketchy Dark Shadow: What do you want?
Jim: A flute
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Aight, let me get it
Jim: Okay
Two minutes later
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Gives flute
Jim: Thank you! Gives $30
Jim and Tim walk away to home
Sketchy Dark Shadow: Idiots, it wasn't $30. But oh well
Tim: You like it?
Jim: Yep, Plays it
Part Thirty Coming Soon

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Part Thirty, Jim's Grandfather's Name
Tim: Hey Jim, I have a question
Jim: Yeah?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man, Bob, Lancelot, Tim and everyone in the neighborhood: What's your grandfather's name?
Jim: Sigh. I guess it's time to say it, it's Charter McDonaldyusefunitedarabemiratesmysistersaidshewas
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man, Bob, Lancelot, Tim and everyone in the neighborhood: Charter McDonaldyusefunitedarabemiratesmysistersaidshewas?
Jim: Yep, now I want sleep
Part Thirty-One Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-One, Return Of Yes And No
Tim: Remember when we inside of those guys house?
Jim: No, let's wat- Hears doorbell
Tim: I'll get the door. Opens door
No: Sup, Tim. Shoots shotgun, and misses Tim
Jim: Holy crap! Gets a Glock-17, and flips the couch over
No: Get to the stairs, Yes! Runs to stairs for cover
Jim: Tim! Get the M4!
Tim: Oh yeah, forgot about that gun! Grabs M4 and goes to Jim
After shooting a lot, around the house
No: Dang it, no ammo
Jim and Tim: Dang it, no ammo
Yes: Maybe we should make peace..?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Want a pri- what the heck?
Jim, Tim and No: Um, we had a fight
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Slowly places printer on the ground and walks away
Tim: Go to the Hideout Basement!
Jim: Yeah! Runs
Tim: Runs
No: Get back here! Runs to them
Jim: Locks basement
No: Uses hammer to break the lock
Tim: Remember when we got chased by the FBI?
Jim: Yeah?
Tim: We should go to the garage tunnel
Jim: Okay! Runs to tunnel
No: The lock is broken, let's get inside
Yes: Okay...
No: Where are they?!
No looks outside and sees Jim and Tim driving away
No: God da-
Part Thirty-Two Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Two, Corned BEEF
Tim: We have no food here
Jim: We don't? Maybe we should ge-
Tim: No snacks and treats
Jim: Okay :(
At the grocery store
Tim: Leaves the cart
Jim: It's my chance to put the ice cream on the cart!
Runs to the cart and slow mo jump
Tim: Kickflips the ice cream
Vim, Zim and Bim: Boo! Booyah! Booyah ha!
Tim ju jitsu and karate fights them
Jim: Why can't we get treats?
Tim: I get paid peanuts
Jim: Ugh...
Tim: Sniff sniff sniff
Jim: ?
Tim: AISLE 15!
Jim: What are you doing?
Tim: Corned BEEF
Jim: I don't like that stuff
Tim: Shut up, Jim
Part Twenty-Three Coming Soon

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Part Twenty-Three, French Revolution
Jim: We should go to 1793!
Tim: Please n-
Jim: Brings Tim to the time machine and goes to the year 1793
1793 France
Tim: Dude, I'm tired. And I ha- whoa
French people holding spikes with heads on and guillotines cutting heads
Jim: Disguise as French royalty!
French Royal Guy: Ha ha, that was a funny joke José!
Another French Royal Guy: I know, Micháel. Funny jo- Both of them gets knocked out
After disguising
Tim: This is huge
Jim: I know, let's save them
Tim: Save them?
Jim: Yep
Tim: Oh my God, Jim. Christ, let's go
In the French Palace
Jim: Okay!
Marie Antoinette: I'm scared!
Jim: Kicks down door. We're here to save you and the King!
Marie Antoinette: Okay, let's go!
Jim: Tim! Travel to 1830!
Tim: Okay...
Travels to 1830 with Marie Antoinette and the King, leaves then there and goes to the Present
Jim: That was fun!
Tim: I'm going to sleep
Part Thirty-Four Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Four, What The?
Jim: I see two people, same clothes and stuff
Tim: Huh?
Gim: I see two people, same clothes and stuff
Yim: Huh?
Tim's car crashes, and Yim's car doesn't
Jim: Eating cereal
Gim: Eating cereal
Tim: Watching TV
Yim: Watching TV
Tim: That's it, Goes outside and plants bombs in Gim and Yim's house
Jim: What's going on?
Loud explosions
Tim: Blew up the copy cat's house
Jim: Okay
Part Thirty-Five Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Five, Zaruin Battle (The Return Part Two)
Jim: It'll be cool if we had superpowers, and fought villains
Tim: Same, and got me an idea
Jim: ?
Tim: Makes an machine that can make superpowers
Jim: How does it work?
Tim: You have to type in a superpower, then it'll give you it forever
Jim: What if you don't want to have it forever?
Tim: You type in "Un- whatever" power to remove it
Jim: Hm, okay
Tim: I'll go first
Tim types in Myriad Spells
Jim: What did you get?
Tim: Myriad Spells
Jim: Cool
Jim types in Strength
Tim: What do you got?
Jim: Strength
Tim: Awesome, let's go!
Twenty hours later
Tim: We kinda messed up
Jim: Yep, half of the town is destroyed, plus I need a spell
Tim: Sure, and what is i-
They fell into a floating rock in another world
Zaruin: The he-
Jim: Attack!
Tim: Not ye-
Jim tries attacking Zaruin, but misses a lot
Zaruin: Nice try, loser
Tim: Okay, now's the time. Attack!
After blood, fighting and falling down
Zaruin: Stttrrraagghhh!!!
Tim: Huh?
Tim gets punched, falling out of the rock
Jim: TIM!!! Grabs his hand
Tim: My powers won't work, Jim!
Jim: Stay with me!
Tim: I'm better off, Jim. See you in the other side...
Tim let's go of Jim's hand, falling to his death
Jim: No, no no! TIM NOO NOOO!!!
Zaruin: Well well well, looks like he died
Jim: A bug!
Zaruin: AHHHH!! Where?!?!
Jim: Kills Zaruin
In the original world
No: Dang it, they killed Zaruin. But we killed Tim! Hahaha!!!
Yes: Please calm down, No. This is actually terri-
No: Oh this is good, Yes. Without him, we can rule this town! Make them our workers and hire the town's military to protect you and me, heh heh.. HAHAHA!!!
Part Thirty-Six Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Six, Avenging For Tim
Jim: I guess I'll remove my power
Jim types "Un-Strength"
Jim: It's lonely, wish Tim was alive
Flashback:
Tim: I'm better off, Jim. See you in the other side...
Back to the real world:
Jim: I must kill No
Twenty hours later
Jim: It's raining, perfect
No's Guard: Gets his neck cracked by Jim
Jim: Okay, he's dead and I'll go to that pla- AH!
Unknown: Shh! Follow my lead, Jim
Jim: How do you know my name?
Unknown: I'll explain that inside of the No Building, basically No's place where he chill's
Jim: ...Okay
After killing a couple of guards
Unknown: We're inside, now I'll explain. Takes off hoodie
Jim: You're Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yeah, I am
Jim: I thought you are a worker for No.. but how?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I escaped from the Guards and became an agent now
Jim: Cool, why are you here though?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I'm here to assassinate No. You heard of Arbor J. Maxim?
Jim: An assassin who is never caught? Plus a famous one
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yeah, he hired me to assassinate No
Jim: I think I hear someone
Yes: Humming. I wish No was normal, the way he was. Walks away
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay, it's good to go. Let's go to his room
Jim: We need disguises
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: I have it, I'm disguised as one. Give me about five minutes
Jim: Okay
In No's Room...
No: You're here because there's a spy?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Yes, Boss
No: Hmm, find him
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Before I do.. Jumps on No, grabbing a glass cup
No: Get off of me!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: NEVER!!! Breaks cup and stabs No in the neck
Yes: What was that noise? Maybe the pigeons
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: It's done. Calls Jim
Jim: Yeah?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: You see a detonator on the ground next to you?
Jim: I do, and I'm holding it now
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Press "Activate"
Jim: Okay? Presses
Loud explosions, and gun fire
Jim: The heck was that?!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: It was a bomb. My people, plus Arbor J. Maxim, are shooting at the guards. Get out of the building and go home!
Jim: Okay!
Part Thirty-Seven Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Seven, You're...
Jim: Opens door. I guess I'll eat a sandwich
Jim eating a sandwich
Ding dong!
Jim: Wonder who can that be..
Jim opens the door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Good news, we have someone!
Unknown: Hey Jim!
Jim: T.. Tim?
Tim: Yep, you thought I was dead?
Jim: I thought you did
Tim: I went to a portal back to the real world, in Ireland
Jim: Cool, always wanted to go there
Tim: Then I took a trip back to Hiyzis, and saw the No stuff
Jim: Thank you, DD!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: No problem!
At No's Office...
No: Rips glass out of his neck. Screw those stupid guys, I will plan of taking over the world. HAHAHA!!!!
Part Thirty-Eight Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Eight, The Beginning's
Me: The year in this show is 2022. But in the beginning's, it's 1992. So enjoy
In Middle School, I think
Tim: Drawing time machines
Bully: Punches Jim
Jim: Ow! Cries
Tim: Huh?
Jim: Why?
Bully: It's fun to bully you, haha!
Tim: Hey! Stop that!
Bully: Want me to hurt you, Tim? Because I can!
Tim: Try me
Tim karate chops the Bullies neck, and kicks him in the nuts
Bully: Runs away
Tim: Ha
Jim: Whoa, that was cool. Wanna be friends?
Tim: Sure
30 Years Later
Me: 2022 now
Jim: Plays the drums
Tim: In bed. Ugh, that noise! I just want to sleep
Jim: I'm hungry, Imma get a sandwich with mayonnaise. Walks to kitchen
Tim: Is he gone? Well, guess I'll get up and eat cereal while watching, "The House Man"
Jim: Mm, this sandwich is goo- Hears knocking. Huh?
Tim: I'll get it! Opens door
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Hello, want a printer 🖨️?
Tim: Sure, DD. Grabs printer
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: That'll be $199.99
Part Thirty-Nine Coming Soon

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Part Thirty-Nine, Going Back To Ancient Rome
Tim: Hey Jim, we should go back to Ancient Rome!
Jim: Okay
In Ancient Rome, and Jim and Tim disguises as Rome people
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Hey, who are those guys?
Jim: ?
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Get them!
Jim and Tim gets captured
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Kneel before your King
Tim: We'll never kneel to you!
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Your sandals loose
Tim: Oh! Kneels by accident. ARGH!
King Nekuyrohs Htuos: Gottem
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Sup
Tim: Kill them!
Knight 1: Huh?
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Tases them
Jim and Tim: Let's get out of here!
Mr. Doofus Doofen the Print Man: Okay
Part Forty Coming Soon

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Part Forty, Hiding From Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman
Jim: Hey Tim, I heard about a rumor that if you say something rude about tacos.. the Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman will murder them
Tim: Yeah right, Jim. That's fake
Jim: Go ahead, try it
Tim: Okay. Tacos are diagnosed with ugliness
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: Hola, soy ANTELMO-ATANASIO-BALBINO-CELINO-CELIO-EBERARDO TACOMAN!!!!
Tim: RUN!!
Jim: AAAAAAA!!!!!
Jim and Tim goes under the wooden box
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¿Dónde estás? (Where are you?)
Tim: Shh, he'll hear us.. Jim
Jim: Okay...
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: Pulls out a scimitar. ¡Muestra tu cara y podemos cocinar tacos con mi cimitarra! (Show your face and we can cook tacos with my scimitar!)
Tim: ...
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¡¡¡TE ENCONTRÉ!!! (FOUND YOU!!!)
Tim: AAAAH!!!!
Jim: Grabs shotgun and shoots Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman
Antelmo-Atanasio-Balbino-Celino-Celio-Eberardo Tacoman: ¡Ay! ¡Argh! (Ow! Argh!)
Tim: Run! I'll dispose the body!
Jim: Okay, Tim!
Part Forty-One Coming Soon

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Part Forty-One, Memories
Tim: I miss my family, it's been like twenty years since I saw them
Jim: Same, maybe we should see your family?
Tim: Yes...
Five hours later
Tim: Knocks on door
Tim's Mom: Hm?
Tim: Hey mom
Tim's Mom: Gasp. Come in!
Jim: Okay
Tim's Mom: I made cookies
Jim: Awesome! Eats a couple of cookies
Tim's Mom: It's been twenty years, Tim. Where have you been?
Tim: A lot of adventures, and risky ones too
Tim's Mom: Well, me too. Like your grandpa.. wait, Tim, do you know your grandpa?
Tim: No
Tim's Mom: Well, his name was Captain Timothy Gario. He was the captain of the Bahamda Ship, until it sank in 1968. He went on risky adventures. So I was like him, I wanted to be an adventurer when I was six. I also named you after Gario, but I removed the othy in it. That's how you got your name, Tim
Jim: Hm, that's cool
Tim: He sounds cool
Jim: Well, it was nice meeting you Mrs...
Tim's Mom: Mrs. Tim
Jim: Okay, Mrs. Tim. Have a good day
Mrs. Tim: You too!
Tim: Let's meet your parents
Jim: Mine died
Tim: Oh... sorry to hear that...
Part Forty-Two Coming Soon

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Part Forty-Two, The Time Came
Reporter: New News, there is a nuclear bombing in the town! Safe yourselves! AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Tim: Okay, Jim. Get everything we need
Jim: Okay! Grabs everything
Sgt. Zarkin: Jim and Tim! Hurry
Tim: Who are you?
Sgt. Zarkin: Sergeant Zarkin, your helper. Grabs stuff
Jim: We're done, hurry to the car!
Jim and Tim goes to the bunker
Tim: I guess we live here
Jim: Yep
Twelve Months Later, December
Sgt. Zarkin: Heh heh heh, hahaha HAHAHA!!! The nuke will destroy the entire Tea Universe!!! HAHAHA
Tim: What's that noise?
Sgt. Zarkin: Rips face out. Finally, I can breathe
Tim: No?
No: That Sgt. Zarkin mask worked. Presses launch
Tim: NO!!!
No: Huh?
Tim: Pushes No
Intercom: Nuke unlaunching
No: The news about the nuclear bombing is fake!
Tim: GRAAAHHH!!!
No: Throws Tim to the large glass balcony
Glass: Breaks
No: AAAAAA!!!! Tries to stab Tim
Tim: Oh CRRRRAP!!!! Pushes No
No: Huh? AAAAA!!! Gets impaled by a giant spike which got to his neck
Tim: Oh God, my arm is broken...
Part Forty-Three Coming Soon