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The Roleplay Paradise is home to a single nation.

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Catholic of cartdrigen wrote:The Chronicles
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¡Coup d'etat!

They have overthrown the prime minister and the king has gone into exile in Eluthania, now a military government has taken power and has changed the name of the country to "Kingdom of Catholic of Cartdrigen" instead of Commonwealth, the new king is General Martin Johnsson and the Prime Minister is the General Patrick Melbo.

This government has promised to develop the armed forces, support the CRT and turn the Catholic of Cartdrigen a communist nation. The first step will be to change the flag.

NODRIA IN WAR?

As is public knowledge, Nodria is neutral, and always seeks to bring peace to the world, although that is almost impossible due to the little influence of Nodria on the globe, but now since Catholic of cartdrigen has received a military coup, Nodria wants to prevent this coup from getting bigger, so is probably Nodria can declare war to Catholic of cartdrigen on the belligerent cause of "Liberating the country." Since in any case it would be to overthrow the military government.

Nodria could ally itself with Cartdrigen to seek to overthrow this regime, but that is difficult, more than the distance between the two countries complicates everything more.

For now the government only said that this is "The impossible sky" and that peace does not mean killing.

PDA: This is a theory written by a famous writer nodrio. It is not yet fully known what could happen.

Nodria wrote:NODRIA IN WAR?

As is public knowledge, Nodria is neutral, and always seeks to bring peace to the world, although that is almost impossible due to the little influence of Nodria on the globe, but now since Catholic of cartdrigen has received a military coup, Nodria wants to prevent this coup from getting bigger, so is probably Nodria can declare war to Catholic of cartdrigen on the belligerent cause of "Liberating the country." Since in any case it would be to overthrow the military government.

Nodria could ally itself with Cartdrigen to seek to overthrow this regime, but that is difficult, more than the distance between the two countries complicates everything more.

For now the government only said that this is "The impossible sky" and that peace does not mean killing.

PDA: This is a theory written by a famous writer nodrio. It is not yet fully known what could happen.

Due to this military coup and the "prediction" of the writer of Nodria, Cartdrigen has decided to open a small (exemplary) embassy in Hiuri.

Saintrilu wrote:Saintrilu accepts and will exchange embassies

Drumrum is looking forward to begining construction, and warmly welcomes the Saintriluan ambassadors. - Official statement from the Council

Misthalla wrote:The Misthallan Goverment would like to accept your offer and has reserved a plot in the Diplomatic Quarter for your Embassy.
OOC: How exactly do I address you? as the Concord or as Drumrum?

Drumrum welcomes the Misthallan embassy and is eager to continuing building a diplomatic exchange and relationship with Misthalla. - Official statement, CC

OOC: They're interchangeable. Feel free to use both!

Ornionam wrote:The Ornionamian government hestiates, but agrees on the Embassy, and would like to set up an embassy in Drumrum

The Concord welcomes the Ornionamian embassy, and is hopeful that a mutually beneficial relationship and trust can be fostered. - Official statement, CC

*Drumrummi construction crews get to work on the embassies. Each embassy is a variation of the same architecture. Tall, solar powered, domed buildings with plants growing from the walls. Seven animal figureheads are carved on a ledge above the main entrance, each the mascot of a different Land. The Drumrummi flag (which like most things in Drumrum was voted on, in a graphic design contest.) billows on each side of the building surrounded by slightly smaller flags for each land. The embassies all have central courtyards with nice gardens, fully stocked bars, hot tubs, and foosball tables.*

Drumrummi ambassadors will advocate not only for the interests of the Drummrumi people, but for the interests of ordinary citizens all over the world. The Concord has never been silent about injustices in the past, and is not here to make self-serving alliances with corrupt politicians or entitled monarchs. - Official statement, CC

The true trident equality wrote:The CRT denies any peace treaty, and will fight to the very last man. You will not gain our lands easily. We declare war now on Saintrilu, Hansdeltania, Lovecraftopolis puppet, Cartdrigen, and any nation who aligns themselves with Saintrilu or The Trident Union. We will also continue expanding into Gartias.
Again, we will NEVER surrender.
SaintriluOimatsuEluthaniaHansdeltaniaLovecraftopolis puppetThe trident unionThe true trident equalityThe united provinces of north americaPodanaAzharianCartdrigenCatholic of cartdrigenThe nation of jhGuntelvaniaGabeopolis
Death to that huge list of nations!

Gardy Cumulus:
The CRT is yet another disgrace to the egalitarian ideals of communism. A corrupt dictatorship that cruelly disregards the lives of it's people. The leaders of the CRT need to be tried in an international tribunal for their war crimes, and the people of Gartias liberated and given full autonomy over their lives and communities. Drumrum stands against authoritarianism and hierarchy wherever it exists in the world. Another vote is going out to all the citizens of the Concord. If a majority want war, we will declare it. The region of Volto has already voted and pledged the Aluminum Fleet to this cause, joining the Red Harpy's and Grey March in readiness for war! We do not enjoy violence but will not hesitate to fight for the liberation of oppressed peoples everywhere.

Lovecraftopolis puppet wrote:OOC: Why does nobody know how communism works? Sheesh.

OOC: Seriously tho y'all should read some theory. lmao

Catholic of cartdrigen wrote:The Chronicles
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¡Coup d'etat!

They have overthrown the prime minister and the king has gone into exile in Eluthania, now a military government has taken power and has changed the name of the country to "Kingdom of Catholic of Cartdrigen" instead of Commonwealth, the new king is General Martin Johnsson and the Prime Minister is the General Patrick Melbo.

This government has promised to develop the armed forces, support the CRT and turn the Catholic of Cartdrigen a communist nation. The first step will be to change the flag.

Cyberg. Subway. Gondlo Station.

Morda Watti a politically outspoken suburbanite with too much time on her hands, stands outside a busy subway with a megaphone.

Morda:
Freedom for Eluthania! Do you guys even know what's happening in Eluthania? It's really bad and we should all be doing more about it!

When passerby's stop to ask her what they can do about it, she scoffs.

Morda
Well we could do a lot, if more people cared about this injustice! Thoughts and prayers for Eluthania. Thoughts. And. Prayers! What do we want? Freedom in Eluthania! When-

Fallofesk. Copper Hall Lunchroom.

Havani Flemyid, Odd Tree's rep, wearing traditional yellow Fuscian face-paint, made an official statement on the matter, between bites of a bloody Perfectly Normal Beast steak.

Havani:
The Council unanimously denounces the so called Kingdom of Catholic Cartdrigen, for it's undemocratic takeover of the people. We are disapointed that the 'communist' label is once again be co-opted by blatantly anti-communist interests that have no intention of redistributing the wealth, which is the source of their power.

The people of Drumrum have plenty of experience with overthrowing kings and aristocracies. However we have no interest in aiding the Eluthanian king, as he is just another oppressor, with no innate right to lord over the Eluthanian people. If the Eluthanian people themselves decide to rise up and do away with monarchies completely we will be ready to guide them in moving towards a horizontal and classless society.
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Waldo Goldham the representive of Di Grass, shakes the vending machine in a futile attempt to dislodge the ‘Delux Instant Chowder Meal’ that got stuck.

Waldo Goldham:
It’s good to see all these embassies being built, yknow? It really helps expand our influence! *he kicks the vending machine subtly as he nods at the camera* On that note, I’d like remind the world that Drumrum is offering an exchange of Embassies with any interested parties.

After 51 years of denial and ignorance Phoenicia has officially recognized Hetairaea as a sovereign nation.
Victor Vägivald saying quote “It is time for Phoenicia to walk on the right path and to fully modernize.”

OOC: RIP FNR RP Server

IC: Business as usual.

Drumrum wrote:

Morda:
Freedom for Eluthania! Do you guys even know what's happening in Eluthania? It's really bad and we should all be doing more about it!

When passerby's stop to ask her what they can do about it, she scoffs.

Morda
Well we could do a lot, if more people cared about this injustice! Thoughts and prayers for Eluthania. Thoughts. And. Prayers! What do we want? Freedom in Eluthania! When-

Fallofesk. Copper Hall Lunchroom.

Havani Flemyid, Odd Tree's rep, wearing traditional yellow Fuscian face-paint, made an official statement on the matter, between bites of a bloody Perfectly Normal Beast steak.

Havani:
The Council unanimously denounces the so called Kingdom of Catholic Cartdrigen, for it's undemocratic takeover of the people. We are disapointed that the 'communist' label is once again be co-opted by blatantly anti-communist interests that have no intention of redistributing the wealth, which is the source of their power.

The people of Drumrum have plenty of experience with overthrowing kings and aristocracies. However we have no interest in aiding the Eluthanian king, as he is just another oppressor, with no innate right to lord over the Eluthanian people. If the Eluthanian people themselves decide to rise up and do away with monarchies completely we will be ready to guide them in moving towards a horizontal and classless society.
———

Waldo Goldham the representive of Di Grass, shakes the vending machine in a futile attempt to dislodge the ‘Delux Instant Chowder Meal’ that got stuck.

Waldo Goldham:
It’s good to see all these embassies being built, yknow? It really helps expand our influence! *he kicks the vending machine subtly as he nods at the camera* On that note, I’d like remind the world that Drumrum is offering an exchange of Embassies with any interested parties.

His Majesty's Government takes offense in this slander of the King. We would like to inform you that the King has no power in the daily runnings of the nation, instead that goes to the Prime Minister and his cabinet. Eluthania is a constitutional monarchy and the Royal Family are merely a figurehead and lead simple lives.

Eluthania wrote:His Majesty's Government takes offense in this slander of the King. We would like to inform you that the King has no power in the daily runnings of the nation, instead that goes to the Prime Minister and his cabinet. Eluthania is a constitutional monarchy and the Royal Family are merely a figurehead and lead simple lives.

The JH Government is not exactly sure whether or not this can be seen as offensive, but oh well. Hey, at least our royal family (yes we do have one it’s very dead) isn’t being slandered.

OOC: Speaking test

Post by The Office of Roleplay Administration suppressed by The takuta empire.

Due to meddling from the Fascist Nations Region, this RP is now dead.

RIP Roleplay Paradise, 16 February 2019–29 October 2020

Post by Khomney suppressed by The Paradise Owner.

The Office of Roleplay Administration wrote:Due to meddling from the Fascist Nations Region, this RP is now dead.

RIP Roleplay Paradise, 16 February 2019–29 October 2020

Fascist Nations Region lol

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