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Governor: The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia

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Most Rebellious Youth: 30th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th Highest Crime Rates: 32nd+44
Most Armed: 35th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th Most Avoided: 78th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 78th Fattest Citizens: 96th Highest Economic Output: 124th Most Cultured: 142nd Largest Publishing Industry: 142nd Rudest Citizens: 149th Largest Retail Industry: 154th Highest Disposable Incomes: 156th Largest Mining Sector: 188th Largest Gambling Industry: 246th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 274th Highest Average Incomes: 355th Largest Black Market: 470th Largest Agricultural Sector: 489th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 542nd Smartest Citizens: 577th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 591st Most Scientifically Advanced: 661st Most Advanced Public Education: 724th Most Cheerful Citizens: 724th Highest Poor Incomes: 736th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 855th Largest Populations: 875th Largest Information Technology Sector: 895th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 924th Most Subsidized Industry: 924th Most Corrupt Governments: 930th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 982nd Nudest: 1,046th Most Efficient Economies: 1,055th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,122nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,122nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,133rd Most Influential: 1,204th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,538th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,727th Most Devout: 2,121st Highest Food Quality: 2,130th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,545th Most Developed: 2,630th
World Factbook Entry

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Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, Yarnia, and Guinea Kiribati.

Tags: Isolationist, Minuscule, and Surreal.

The Satellite of Love contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in The Satellite of Love

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, The Satellite of Love is ranked 10,345th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The OMG it's so humid of Frizzed out HairIron Fist Consumerists“Brown hair, amazing brains, and a plucky smile”
2.The Last Kiss of Frels FreuFather Knows Best State“Love Conquers All”
3.The Artoonian Empire of ArtooniaAnarchy“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”

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The Satellite of Love Regional Message Board

Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Hallo! I am Bottomastan! I always choose the bottom option for every issue I come across! I am a wandering nation and I am starting my adventure here! Exploring what you all have to offer and what kind of friendly community you may be!

So, how are you all doing?

Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:Greetings, Bottomastan! It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow traveler in far flung portions of the Universe. We travel to regions that maintain embassies with our home region. Perhaps our paths will frequently cross!

And perhaps they shall!

*The Zefram Cochrane's AI completes repairs to the ship's chronometer systems, and makes a report*

"Mr. Ambassador, chronometer system repairs are completed from the damage incurred inside The Time Vortex. Ship's date is 8/Nov/2018, but sidereal time calculations show that we have traveled back into the time period of our visit to The Erviadus Galaxy. This is an opportunity to communicate with The an xileel and Achaian Peloponnese to explain that as an Ambassador, you are always in character, so there is no need for inclusion of parentheses in communications, do you wish to send a subspace message?"

Solarcaine thought for a moment, then replied, "No, Zef. I think it would be safer to endure the ignominy of having my communications rudely suppressed in The Erviadus Galaxy rather than changing the history there. Alteration of our time-line might carry forward into our visit to The Time Vortex, and we don't want to take any action which might affect our escape from the Dalek Entrapment. I prefer to focus upon the available diversions here in The Satellite of Love."

"As you wish, Sir."

Bottomastan

Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

Solarcaine

Bottomastan wrote:Well, I'll be gathering supplies for my wagon today and depart to my second destination... Where ever that may be. I'd like to thank you both for your hospitality, even though the only one who talked is a traveler.

You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:You may encounter that situation in other regions that you visit. Each RMB is unique. Some are very hospitable, while others, such as The Erviadus Galaxy, will actually suppress your posts!

Have fun in your travels!

Well thank you pard'ner, I'll be as careful as I can.

*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Bottomastan

Solarcaine wrote:*The FTL Vessel Zefram Cochrane prepares to jump to warp and depart The Satellite of Love*
*Begin subspace transmission*

We have enjoyed our time among the many diversions in The Satellite of Love Region. It was espically enjoyable that we had the opportunity to meet Bottomastan while here, but we must resume our embassy visitation schedule. Our next stop will be The Planet X. Should there any issues after we depart, please contact us through the SECFanatics Embassy. Good-bye.

*End subspace transmission*
*The AI vessel Zefram Cochrane warped away from The Satellite of Loveon 8 November 2018, shipboard time, leaving behind only a Fast Radio Burst signature from the warp engines to show that it had ever existed in normal space-time*

Well, until next time traveler.

Well it was nice to sojourn here for a few days, hate to say it, but there isn't much here other than dust and a sleeping giant of a nation. Well, whoever sees this, just head north. That's where I'm going at least, this journey is gonna be a long one.

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