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The Solar System Scope wrote:Thank you, but I'M NOW BARE AND NAKED AND NOT APPEALING AT ALL...

Aw hunny... I know you might not think it, but I'll always love you no matter how you look.

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Rabbitz, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherTreesil

The Solar System Scope wrote:Thank you, but I'M NOW BARE AND NAKED AND NOT APPEALING AT ALL...
No.

No?

You are bare, naked, and not appealing at all.

Unless you get your face beautiful again, I can't allow you to be re-hired, and you owe the money.

Find something out.

The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, and Treesil

The Solar System Scope wrote:Aww, Curly~ <3
Thank you, but I'M NOW BARE AND NAKED AND NOT APPEALING AT ALL...
No.

*returns* *gives you a shirt and pants* hi.

The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, and Treesil

Auphelia wrote:No?

You are bare, naked, and not appealing at all.

Unless you get your face beautiful again, I can't allow you to be re-hired, and you owe the money.

Find something out.

What does TSSS even owe?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Treesil

Kerlodia wrote:What does TSSS even owe?

For the plastic surgery, food, and lodging. It was all put on his company cards, but now that he has left he owes the balance.

Si-topia wrote:Aw hunny... I know you might not think it, but I'll always love you no matter how you look.

Awwwwwwww...
That's so sweet!!!

Auphelia wrote:No?

You are bare, naked, and not appealing at all.

Unless you get your face beautiful again, I can't allow you to be re-hired, and you owe the money.

Find something out.

This like the government and welfare

Kerlodia wrote:*returns* *gives you a shirt and pants* hi.

The fox now has clothing

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherTreesil

Auphelia wrote:For the plastic surgery, food, and lodging. It was all put on his company cards, but now that he has left he owes the balance.

*pays the debt on the spot* *walks off*

Rabbitz and Treesil

Rabbitz wrote:Awwwwwwww...
That's so sweet!!!
This like the government and welfareThe fox now has clothing

Wait what!!??

Rabbitz wrote:Someone preheat the oven and grab some seasoning
It's time to cook Linguini

Ack more rodents..... Its like someone is not picking up the crumbs around here.

*dumps the rabbit in the vat as well making sure he lands on TSSSs head and slams the lid shut*

Any more rodents and where is Beepee? Isn't he supposed to "Buttle" this stuff up?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Volaworand, Beepee, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Treesil

Auctoritatisque

Treesil wrote:Wait what!!??

W o t

Treesil

Auphelia wrote:For the plastic surgery, food, and lodging. It was all put on his company cards, but now that he has left he owes the balance.

*turns TSSS into a really cute fox* *hires*

Auphelia wrote:*approaches you*

In light of your recent disfigurement, your position with The Pleasure Centre has been terminated.

You owe 100,000 DL for the surgery, food, and lodging from your time with us.

Good day.

Oh, I'm sorry if I've been on your mind too much.

*removes her scalpel from your brain and replaces the top of your skull*

Would you like to go back to the acupuncture?

Needles in your face for pleasure in your base.

Auphelia wrote:*approaches you*

In light of your recent disfigurement, your position with The Pleasure Centre has been terminated.

You owe 100,000 DL for the surgery, food, and lodging from your time with us.

Good day.

Oh, I'm sorry if I've been on your mind too much.

*removes her scalpel from your brain and replaces the top of your skull*

Would you like to go back to the acupuncture?

Needles in your face for pleasure in your base.

oooooooooh!! I always wanted to be Pinhead!!!!!! Thank you Hellraiser! Thank you Auphelia!!!!

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy, Volaworand, and 3 othersRabbitz, Lily pad nation, and Treesil

Kerlodia wrote:*turns TSSS into a really cute fox* *hires*

KERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hugs*

Treesil

Linguiniland wrote:Ack more rodents..... Its like someone is not picking up the crumbs around here.

*dumps the rabbit in the vat as well making sure he lands on TSSSs head and slams the lid shut*

Any more rodents and where is Beepee? Isn't he supposed to "Buttle" this stuff up?

Prepare to be deep fried!
*Grabs the deep fryer*
*Dunks Linguini*
Now you're crispy.
Who wants to eat Linguini?

The Solar System Scope, Beepee, Linguiniland, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherTreesil

Da fsal ahfal ijalhgl jhsloas oalhlwa
*Spouts chant to bring back the dead*

Rabbitz

Rabbitz wrote:How about we use Insta-fur?

Heh? .-.

Si-topia wrote:Aw hunny... I know you might not think it, but I'll always love you no matter how you look.

Well... *burrows face further*

Auphelia wrote:No?

You are bare, naked, and not appealing at all.

Unless you get your face beautiful again, I can't allow you to be re-hired, and you owe the money.

Find something out.

Nah.

Kerlodia wrote:*returns* *gives you a shirt and pants* hi.

Thanks... :/

Linguiniland wrote:Ack more rodents..... Its like someone is not picking up the crumbs around here.

*dumps the rabbit in the vat as well making sure he lands on TSSSs head and slams the lid shut*

Any more rodents and where is Beepee? Isn't he supposed to "Buttle" this stuff up?

So mean. >~<

Kerlodia wrote:*turns TSSS into a really cute fox* *hires*

o.O

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Treesil

Curlyhoward wrote:oooooooooh!! I always wanted to be Pinhead!!!!!! Thank you Hellraiser! Thank you Auphelia!!!!

You're welcome!

Kerlodia wrote:*turns TSSS into a really cute fox* *hires*

*sighs*

Solving all of the problems is not very fun.

I have taken it upon myself to be the problem creator for TSP, and a problem solver simply takes all of the interesting part of how people can react to various situations.

Imagine a television show where nothing ever went wrong.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Nah.

Did you just say NO to me!?

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, Rabbitz, and Lily pad nation

The Solar System Scope wrote:Heh? .-.
Well... *burrows face further*
Nah.
Thanks... :/
So mean. >~<
o.O

So, TSSS, you work for me now! For 2000 dollars an hour, you can laze around all day!

Auphelia wrote:You're welcome!

*sighs*

Solving all of the problems is not very fun.

I have taken it upon myself to be the problem creator for TSP, and a problem solver simply takes all of the interesting part of how people can react to various situations.

Imagine a television show where nothing ever went wrong.

Did you just say NO to me!?

Nah.

page=deck/collection=1711
Today's addition to my TSP card collection are 2 cards of Drugged Monkeys.

I can't help but wonder, what drugs are the monkeys on?

The Solar System Scope wrote:Well... *burrows face further*

*smooches the top of you head*
:3

Rabbitz wrote:Prepare to be deep fried!
*Grabs the deep fryer*
*Dunks Linguini*
Now you're crispy.
Who wants to eat Linguini?

This is a new sensation to be put in a hot tub by a rodent that's placed in a vat of hair removal cream..... Its like an out of body experience, for the rodent at least. Anyways you don't deep fry pasta you have to boil it. It gets all yucky in the grease. Now I do have a recipe for fried hassenpfeffer if you're interested. I normally don't do savory but I suppose I can make an exception this time. And besides I'm sure Auphy would love to have 4 lucky rabbits feet. You do still have 4 right, one hasn't been snipped off by Si or something has it?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Treesil

Si-topia wrote:*smooches the top of you head*
:3

Hi! *clings onto the back of your head*

Linguiniland wrote:This is a new sensation to be put in a hot tub by a rodent that's placed in a vat of hair removal cream..... Its like an out of body experience, for the rodent at least. Anyways you don't deep fry pasta you have to boil it. It gets all yucky in the grease. Now I do have a recipe for fried hassenpfeffer if you're interested. I normally don't do savory but I suppose I can make an exception this time. And besides I'm sure Auphy would love to have 4 lucky rabbits feet. You do still have 4 right, one hasn't been snipped off by Si or something has it?

Rabbits aren't rodents.

Abarri, Rabbitz, and Linguiniland

Auphelia wrote:Did you just say NO to me!?

You are indeed not mistaken. >;3

Kerlodia wrote:So, TSSS, you work for me now! For 2000 dollars an hour, you can laze around all day!

Eh... What.

Si-topia wrote:*smooches the top of you head*
:3

*blushes* >w<

Si-topia, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Lily pad nation

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